Met up with a crotchety uncle who mentioned seeing this. I had to laugh when he said he actually got up to complain to the theater manager half an hour in because he couldn’t hear any of the dialogue. “There’s nothing we can do,” the manager apparently said, “that’s how it came to us.”
It’s amazing how much discourse these live action remakes generate when they’re always shit. There has never been a good one, and yet they’re still so talked about.
I subscribe to the school of thought that says there are no movie stars anymore. This is akin to Robbie starting a SH smash and then her next few films doing just ok.
And that’s fine. It’s the new reality of Hollywood. People want characters and concepts more than stars.
I rewatched it as part of a Disney binge with my son. It still looks incredible but it’s really boring. So. Much. Singing.
I can’t even blame its age because Pinocchio, the follow-up, is one of my favourites.
It’s from a segment of the original novel when Dracula travels to London. It’s a shame they fucked it up because it’s a genuinely unsettling part of the story that’s worthy of its own (good) movie.
So Nolan could make 180m from Oppenheimer. Between his previous earnings and the rate at which he makes big movies it’s not impossible that he’ll become a billionaire at some point.
I swear I’m just saying this as an observation rather than making a point about its quality (I’ve not seen it), but I’ve still yet to hear a single person mention it offline. It’s like the movie exists in a parallel universe to mine.
Mufasa feels like Disney just threw a dart at a wall of characters, hit him and thought “fuck it.”
my only mild curiosity concerning the project is whether they do the whole (massively misjudged) realistic looking animal routine again.
the LotR is an interesting one because upon release it was generally agreed that RotK was its (hur hur) crowning achievement but many now consider it the worst, and I’ve no doubt it’s due to its excessive cgi and overindulgence in a type of spectacle that hasn’t aged well.