4815162342 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 : ( I guess your cut from my story Nah I am just kidding, you are my story. But you are being only being called "Numbers" I have 9 characters to cast, but only 2 of them are speaking. The rest are either present but say nothing, or are offscreen characters referenced by others. The challenge is casting them according to certain parameters. For example, 4 of them need to be devotees of the Lucas/Spielberg/Zemeckis school. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvikk Lunsj Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 I have 9 characters to cast, but only 2 of them are speaking. The rest are either present but say nothing, or are offscreen characters referenced by others. The challenge is casting them according to certain parameters. For example, 4 of them need to be devotees of the Lucas/Spielberg/Zemeckis school. I am just kidding with you. Make the best story you can. I have the freedom to cast any one I want with my story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Nevada Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 How's TITE coming along, Dex? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvikk Lunsj Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 How's TITE coming along, Dex?First part is done. Working part 2 at the moment. I will work on it tonight and this weekend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Tomorrow my next little work shall be posted here. The Trial of Baumer, the Canuck, for the Despicable and Loathsome Banning of iJack A Game of Thrones Adaptation 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPink Posted June 14, 2014 Author Share Posted June 14, 2014 Tomorrow my next little work shall be posted here. The Trial of Baumer, the Canuck, for the Despicable and Loathsome Banning of iJack A Game of Thrones Adaptation That sounds incredible. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvikk Lunsj Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 This is the End of Box Office is coming around nicely 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Oh, hey, I'm in it now! Great stuff, Mr. Pink! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 As promised, as a prelude to both The Box Office Knight Rises, PART 3, as well as the Game of Thrones Season 4 finale:THE TRIAL OF BAUMERIn 2 parts Baumer is led by Accursed Arachnid into the courtroom. Everyone takes their seats.Empire rises Empire: I, Empire, first of my name, King of the Whedonites, the Mutants, and the Webslingers, Lord of all the MCU, do recuse myself from this trial. BKB, Marvelite Emeritus and Protector of the Phases, will sit as judge in my stead. With him, Dash Rendar, Prince of European Cinema, and k1stpierre, Warden of the Districts. If found guilty, may Almighty Feige punish the accused. King Empire leaves, and the trial begins BKB: Baumer, you stand accused by the Webmaster Regent of trollicide. Did you ban iJack? Baumer: No. BKB: Did Jay Hollywood? Baumer: Not that I know of? BKB: How would you say his account was deleted then? Baumer: Choked on one of his long-ass posts. BKB: So you would blame his Internet connection? Baumer: Or Microsoft’s Blue Screen of Death, just leave me out of it. BKB is not convinced. He shares a look with Spidey Freak, who is barely containing rage BKB: Regent may call his first witness Whedonguard Captain Craig is called Craig: Once we’d gotten iJack safely away from the Spider-Slayers, the Canuck rounded on him, graffitied his profile. Called him a moronic poster and a fool. It wasn’t the first time the Canuck threatened iJack. Right here in this chatroom, he entered and called iJack a half-wit. Compared iJack to fishnets and suggested he meet the same fate. When I spoke against baumer’s opinions, he threatened to have me banned. Baumer: Oh why don’t you tell them what iJack was doing. He was disfiguring photos of Jeff Goldblum while you forced Jay Hollywood to watch. BKB: Silence! You will not speak until called upon. You are dismissed Captain Craig. Craig leaves. Grand Cinema Wizard Telemachos is called to the stand. Tele: Joker gifs, Real Housewives gifs, Emo Spidey gifs, a picture of Tobey Maguire crying, the Charlton Heston laughing gif, shirtless Marvel Chris pics, a compilation of “NO!” gifs, a link to the complaint letter generator… Dash: I think you've made your point Grand Wizard. You have a lot of Posting Weapons in your archive. Tele: Had, my prince. My archive was hacked into. BKB: By who? Tele: By the accused, Baumer, after he had me wrongfully suspended BKB: Grand Wizard, you examined iJack’s account. Was it without question a corrupted gif that caused his account’s banning? Tele: Without question He pulls a flashdrive out of a pocket Tele: This was found on the deactivated account of Tarzan. Tarzan was last seen escorting Jay Hollywood, Baumer’s guest, away from the Captain America Surpassing The LEGO Movie Celebration Thread. Jay Hollywood carried this flashdrive the day of the celebration. I found data traces of the most rare and powerful gif bomb inside. BKB: Was this one of the items stolen from your archive? Tele: It was: THE DEHAAN! A weapon few in all the Forums can wield effectively. Used to strike down the most noble poster the IT men ever gave access to the Internet. Everyone is struck by the evidence presented. Spidey Freak takes the stand. Spidey: I will hurt you for this. The day will come when you think your franchise is safe, and it’s box office will turn to ashes within its thread. And you will know the debt is paid. K1stpierre: Baumer said this to you? Spidey *He nods*: Shortly before the 90ish Million OW War began. I confronted him about his plans to allow iJack to participate in the thread meltdowns. As it turned out when the MUTOs came iJack insisted on remaining to post, he believed his presence would inspire more pro-Spider-Man fans. Dash: Baumer said “And you will know the debt is paid.” What debt? Spidey Freak: I’d discovered he’d been posting Transformers porn in the Hot Women thread. I asked he confine such perverted acts to Private Messages where they belonged. He wasn’t pleased, as he held a picture of Devastator’s scrotum. Dash looks intrigued at the signs of Baumer possibly being debauched. K1stpierre squirms a bit at the thought of Transformer balls. K1stpierre: Thank you Spidey Freak, for the courage of your testimony Spidey Freak steps down. The next witness is Neo, Master of Finding Internet Articles, Quoting Past Posts, and Thread Necromancy K1stpierre: Do you remember the precise nature of this threat? Neo: I’m afraid I do my lords. He said “perhaps you should PM more carefully to me then. Fanboys are dangerous, and right now trolls are disappearing like Godzilla’s holds.” K1stpierre: And he said this at a meeting of the Blockbuster Council? Neo: Yes, after we received word of Gopher’s banning. He didn't seem gladdened by the news. Perhaps his friendship with Jay Hollywood had made him more sympathetic to the Spielbergian cause? The crowd murmurs in shock BKB: You’re excused Neo. Baumer: May I ask the witness one question? BKB reluctantly nods. BKB: One Baumer: You once said without me, this forum would have faced certain service disruption. You said that web histories would never mention me, but you would not forget. Have you forgotten, Neo? Neo: Sadly, my lord, I never forget a thing Neo walks away. BKB: We’ll adjourn for now. Send email notifications in an hour’s time. Court is dismissed, everyone files out. Sometime later, people return to the courtroom. Accursed Arachnid approaches Baumer, having just secured a plea bargain deal with BKBBaumer: Not going well is it? AA: You’re going to be found guilty Baumer chuckles Baumer: Oh, you think so? AA: And when you are you need to enter a formal plea for mercy and ask to be sent to Awards Daily. BKB’s agreed to it. He’ll spare your IP and allow you to join the Oscar Watch. Baumer: DAR was promised the same thing and we both know how that turned out AA: BKB is not iJack, he’ll keep his word Baumer: How do you know? AA: Do you trust me? Baumer nods AA: Cease your posting, no more outbursts. This will all be over soon. The judges enter and everyone takes their seats. Baumer and BKB exchange glances. BKB: Webmaster Regent may call his next witness The doors open and Baumer and A look back and are in shock. It’s Blankments. Blank sadly walks to the witness stand, unable to look at Baumer. BKB: State your name Blank: Blankments BKB: Do you swear by the Sacred Feige that your testimony will be true and honest? Blank: I swear it BKB: Do you know this poster? Blank looks at Baumer’s profile Blank: Yes, Baumer BKB: And how do you know him? Blank: I was thread-monitor for his friend, Jay Hollywood BKB: Baumer stands accused of banning Webmaster iJack. What do you know of this? Blank: I know that he’s guilty. He and Jay planned it together. The crowd goes into a stir. Baumer slumps in his seat. BKB: Silence! … Continue Blank: Jay wanted revenge for the bannings of DAR, Warhorse, and Gopher. He blamed their bannings on the Webmaster. Baumer was happy to help. He hated iJack, he hated Spidey Freak. He hated you, my lord. He stole corrupted gifs from the Grand Wizard’s archive to insert into iJack’s wireless router data. Claire Holt and Futurist, Warden k1stpierre’s children, look on in semi-disbelief Dash: How could you possibly know all this? Why would he reveal such…plans to his friend’s thread monitor? Blank: I wasn’t just a thread monitor. Dash looks interested and nods for him to go on Blank: I was his like whore. Baumer sulks, the crowd talks loudly. K1stpierre coughs on her drink K1stpierre: I beg your pardon! You said you were his… Blank: His like whore K1stpierre looks away and sits back, shocked at the idea of such whoring BKB: How did you come to be in his “service” Blank: He coerced me. I was close with another poster, a Whedonite in your MCU Militia, but when Baumer arrived in the subforum he sent one of his bots into our thread. The bot suspended the Whedonite’s posting privileges and directed me to Baumer. “You will only like my posts” he said. I want you to like my posts like they’re the last posts I’ll ever make. The crowd laughs, Baumer looks pissed and sad BKB: Silence. SILENCE! Dash (intrigued and amused): And did you? Blank: Did I what? Dash (smirking): Like his posts like they were his last posts on the forum? He smiles, the crowd chuckles Blank: I did everything he wanted, whatever he told me he wanted done to his posts. Whatever he felt like doing to my posts. I liked his posts, I quoted his posts, I linked his posts wherever he wanted. I was his property, I would wait in a chatroom for hours until he would summon me. He ordered me to call him “Mr. Hockey Mask” so I did. I looked into his profile’s soul and said “My posts are yours, and yours are mine.” Baumer, resigned in defeat: Blank…please don’t Blank: I am a like whore, remember? Blank returns his attention to the judges Blank: That was before he began posting with Jay Hollywood. After that, the only posts he wanted to read were Jay’s. But Jay wouldn't have a Skype chat with him, so he promised to ban Webmaster iJack for him. The crowd murmurs, reaction shots from all major players. Futurist looks solemn, as if knowing a truth no one else in the room knows. Baumer is looking at his feet, straining to speak Baumer: BKB…I wish to confess. I wish…to confess! The judges lean in BKB: You wish to confess? Baumer looks at the crowd Baumer: I saved you! I saved this forum, and all your worthless posts. I should have let Pink ban you all! The crowd yells angrily BKB: Baumer! Do you wish to confess? Baumer: Yes, BKB. I’m guilty, guilty. Is that what you want to hear? BKB: Do you admit you banned the Webmaster? Baumer: No, of that I’m innocent. I’m guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I’m guilty of liking Twilight. BKB: You’re not on trial for liking Twilight Baumer: Oh, yes I am. I've been on trial for that my entire forum life. BKB: Have you nothing to say in your defense? Baumer: Nothing but this: I did not do it. I did not ban iJack but I wish that I had! *to Spidey Freak* Watching that vicious Webbie bastard’s profile dissolve gave me more relief than a thousand lying like whores! *to the crowd* I wish I was the troll you think I am. I wish I had enough corrupted gifs for the whole pack of you. I would gladly turn in my IP address to watch your eyes bleed out of their sockets! The crowd roars in anger, BKB stands up BKB: Captain Craig! Captain Craig! Escort the prisoner back to his locked thread! Baumer (interjecting): I will not give up my account for iJack’s banning and I know I’ll get no justice here, so I will let the 7 Avengers decide my fate. … I demand a Trial by GIFbat. The music swells, the crowd goes apeshit, all of the major characters are either stunned or intrigued, Baumer and BKB have the most intense Staredown of Doom. Cut to black 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPink Posted June 15, 2014 Author Share Posted June 15, 2014 Part 3 of Box Office Knight Rises. This part is awesome. Lots of fun here to be had with some of the more memorable moments of the forum. The chase is a little harder to adapt, I don't think I did as good of a job as Batman Begins, but oh well. I enjoyed doing it nonetheless. Likes, comments, suggestions are always appreciated. Until next Sunday otherwise! Part 3 ShawnMR continues to follow Sam, and it looks like her destination is the Hunger Games Part 2 Mockingjay thread…Miranda Shitto (Fishnets) is holding a charity event there to raise likes. Shawn doesn’t like to do public events anymore, after all, he essentially retired from the forums, but he didn’t say that he would be permanently gone. There would be appearances here and there. As he arrives, he notices a ton of posters doing media coverage on the event. Hatebox: Who’s that guy? RonSwanson: Heh, the stiff can barely even post anymore. Hatebox: No wait, that’s ShawnMR! A frenzy begins to try and get pictures and glimpses of him but ShawnMR activates a device that blocks them from doing so. The posters are all puzzled at what happened as ShawnMR moves on. A receptionist comes by to ShawnMR. ShawnMR: I’m not sure if my assistant put me on the guest list… Receptionist: Right through here Mister Shawn. Inside, the party is lavish. Lots of posters mingling with each other, including Sam with an unsuspecting poster, Kayumanggi. He notices that she’s wearing the avatar that belonged to Ms. Brandon Gray. As he watches, Fishnets approaches him. Fishnets: ShawnMR…at a charity ball. ShawnMR: Miss Shitto, isn’t it? Fishnets: Even before you became a recluse, you never came to these things. ShawnMR: The proceeds go to the big fat spread. It’s not about charity, it’s about feeding the ego of whichever like-whore who laid it on. Fishnets: Actually this is my party, Mister Shawn. ShawnMR: Oh. Fishnets: And the proceeds will go where they should because I paid for the big fat spread myself. ShawnMR: That’s very generous of you (slightly embarrassed) Fishnets: You have to invest if you want to restore balance to the world. Take our clean spam project. ShawnMR: Sometimes the investment doesn’t pay off, I’m sorry. Fishnets: You have a practiced apathy Mister Shawn. But a man who doesn’t care about the forum doesn’t spend half his likes on a plan to save it. And isn’t so wounded that when it fails he goes into hiding. Have a good evening Mister Shawn. She leaves Shawn, looking puzzled and lost. She has a point. But on to the task at hand for Shawn. He approaches Sam and Kayumanggi. ShawnMR: Mind if I cut in? The smile off Sam’s face instantly disappears, her façade broken. Kayumanggi is confused and kinda pissed off. But it’s ShawnMR, so it’s not like he has much choice. ShawnMR: Ohhh, you don’t seem so happy to see me. Sam: You were supposed to be a shut-in. ShawnMR: Felt like doing some fresh posting. Sam: Why didn’t you call the mods? ShawnMR: I have a powerful friend who deals with things like this. That’s a brazen avatar for a hacker. Sam: Yeah? Who are you pretending to be? ShawnMR: ShawnMR, eccentric owner of Box Office. Sam: Mmm. ShawnMR: Who’s your date? Sam: His wife is on another forum. Left her likes behind though…worried they might get stolen. ShawnMR: And what happens when they find out you’re a hacker? Sam: You think I care about what anyone in this thread thinks of me? ShawnMR: I doubt you care about what anyone in any thread thinks of you. Sam: Don’t condescend, Mr. Shawn, you don’t know a thing about me. ShawnMR: Well, Sam, I know you came here from the Avengers: Age of Ultron thread area, a modest place for a master hacker which means you’re either saving for retirement, or you’re in deep with the wrong people. Sam: You don’t get to judge me just because you were the heir to Brandon Gray’s empire. I started off doing what I had to. Once you’ve done that, they’ll never let you do what you want to do. ShawnMR: Start fresh. Sam: You don’t get to start fresh in today’s world. Any 12 year old with the internet can find out what you did. Everything we do is collated and quantified. Everything sticks. ShawnMR: Is that how you justify hacking? Sam: I take what I need from those who have more than enough. I don’t stand on the shoulders of those with less. ShawnMR: Robin Hood? Sam: I think I’d do more to help someone than most of the people in this room. Than you. ShawnMR: You think you’re assuming a little too much? Sam: Or maybe you’re being a little unrealistic about what’s in your profile other than your likes. ShawnMR: Ouch. Sam: You think all this can last? There’s a storm coming, Mister Shawn. You and your friends better batten down the hatches because when it hits, you’re going to wonder how you could ever live so large and leave so little for the rest of us. ShawnMR: You sound like you’re looking forward to it. Sam: I’m adaptable. ShawnMR: That avatar does look better on you than it does in my folder. But I still can’t let you keep it. Sam gives Shawn a deep like and then storms off. Kayumanggi bursts in, flustered. Kayumanggi: You scared her off! ShawnMR: Not likely. As Shawn prepares to leave he can’t find the ticket he had for his app. He searches frantically but cannot locate it. He goes to the valet. ShawnMR: Must have lost my ticket. TalismanRing: Your wife said she’d be taking the app home. ShawnMR: MY WIFE?! We see a glimpse of Sam playing around with her new toy, ShawnMR’s car app. ShawnMR is forced to message Accursed Arachnid. When he climbs in, Arachnid has a bit of a smile. Accursed Arachnid: Just you, sir? ShawnMR gives him a death stare. Accursed Arachnid: Don’t worry Master Shawn, it takes a little time to get in the swing of things. --------------------------------------------------- It’s time to visit RTH. We haven’t heard from him in a little while. But with Box Office losing finances, it’s time for a little visit. RTH is surprised to see him out of the blue after eight months but also happy. RTH: ShawnMR, as I live and breathe. What brings you out of cryosleep, Mister Shawn? ShawnMR: I see you haven’t lost your sense of humor even if you have lost of my likes. RTH: Actually you did that. If you funnel your entire R&D project into eliminating spam which you then mothball, your company is unlikely to thrive. ShawnMR: What are my options? RTH: Well if you’re unwilling to turn on the program… ShawnMR: I can’t…I can’t RTH. RTH: Then sit tight. Your majority keeps Noctis at bay while we figure out a future for the program with Miranda Shitto. She’s supported your program all the way. She’s smart…and quite lovely. We all just want what’s best for your Bruce. Show her the program. ShawnMR: I’ll think it over. He begins to get up and leave. RTH: Anything else? ShawnMR: Nope. Why? RTH: These conversations used to end with an unusual request. ShawnMR: I retired. RTH: Mmm. Well let me show you some stuff anyway. For old time’s sake. They head down to a sub division of the Box Office Enterprises headquarters. ShawnMR notices several projects that appear to be just that…prototypes. Even some extra models of the Box Office App, tank version. ShawnMR: I figured you’d have shut this place down. RTH: Well it was always shut down…officially. After Brandon Gray was banned, Box Office Enterprises set up 14 different divisions for R&D. For years I’ve been shuttering and consolidating all the different prototypes under one area. ShawnMR: Why? RTH: Keep them falling in the wrong hands. RTH begins to show off the grand jewel. It’s a new Box Office App, flight version. ShawnMR: Oh now you’re just showing off. RTH: This is a project meant for forum pacification. This is configured to maneuver between threads. Technically it can travel beyond the Box Office forums with weapons designed to take down other apps within the forums and posters. It also has a stealth mode that allows you go unnoticed. ShawnMR: What’s it called? RTH: Oh it has a long, uninteresting, Box Office Enterprises designation. I just took to calling it…The App. And yes Mister Shawn, it does come in blue. Works fine, except for the auto-navigating. Takes a better mind than mine to fix it (HEY GUYS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT LATER ON IF THIS EMPHASIS WASN’T CLEAR). ShawnMR: A better mind? RTH: Well…I was trying to be modest. A less busy mind. When I’m not giving projections to the posters. I mean yours. ---------------------------------------------------- ShawnMR is testing out some new gear that he got from RTH. One tightens up his fingers so he can post in an agile matter. It’s painful, but he’s been out of the game for so long. Accursed Arachnid: Is it really painful? ShawnMR: Well you’re very welcome to try it Arachnid. Accursed Arachnid: Happy watching, thank you sir. ShawnMR: Not bad… He types up a poster in quick speed. ShawnMR: Not bad at all. Accursed Arachnid: If you’re seriously considering going out there, you should hear the rumors surrounding BKB. ShawnMR: I’m all ears. Accursed Arachnid: There is a forum in a more ancient part of the internet. A forum were movie lovers are sent to suffer. It’s called Rotten Tomatoes. But sometimes, a man rises from the darkness. Sometimes, the forum sends something back. ShawnMR: BKB. Accursed Arachnid: BKB. Born and raised on the worst forum on Earth. ShawnMR: He began posting there? Accursed Arachnid: No one knows why, or how he escaped. But they do know that once he did, he was trained by Baumer. Your mentor. ShawnMR: BKB was a member of the League of Box Office Theory? Accursed Arachnid: And then he was excommunicated. And a man too extreme for Baumer is not to be trifled with. ShawnMR: I didn’t realize I was known for trifling with trolls. Accursed Arachnid: That was then. You can strengthen your fingers and put your avatar back on but that doesn’t make you what you were. ShawnMR: If this man is everything that you say he is, then this forum needs me. Accursed Arachnid: This city needs ShawnMR. Your knowledge, your resources. It doesn’t need BoxOfficeMan. That time’s past. ShawnMR: You’re afraid that if I go back out there, I’ll fail. Accursed Arachnid: No. I’m afraid that you want to. ----------------------------------------------------- We’re at the Hollywood Stock Exchange, a popular Box Office forum. Notfabio and Heretic are discussing Box Office forums, Shawn’s appearance has made a big splash everywhere. Heretic: You can’t short the stock because ShawnMR shows up at a party. Notfabio: ShawnMR coming back is change. Change is either good or bad. I vote bad. Heretic: On what basis? Notfabio: I flipped a coin. We see some traders purchasing movie stock. BKB enters, with a motorcycle helmet as an avatar. He walks right past the security gate. Guard: Hey, lose the avatar. We need faces for the camera. Heretic: Come on, let’s go scalping. Notfabio and Heretic go to the trading floor. Meanwhile, various posters begin grabbing banning weapons, prepping to take over the stock exchange. They’ve infiltrated from all levels of the HSX. Meanwhile BKB takes off the avatar and promptly beats the guards into a bloody pulp. He quickly takes out three of them and bans one of them using their guns. The other henchmen begin firing wildly at the stock exchange. They ban a handful of people and also shoot the board that displays the day’s figures. BKB storms in. He stares at Notfabio. Notfabio: This is a stock exchange, therer’s no money or likes you can steal. BKB: Really? Then why are you people here? BKB slams Notfabio and forces him to make some trades. Meanwhile, the mods have been called to HSX, including any Box Office mods. Neo takes lead over the situation. Alfredstellar immediately goes to him, freaked out over the entire situation. Alfredstellar: You’ve got to get in there! Neo: This is a hostage situation. Alfredstellar: No no no, this is a robbery! They have direct access to the online trading desk. Neo: I’m not risking my men for your likes. Alfredstellar: It’s not our likes, it’s everybody’s. Filmscholar: Really? Mine’s in my profile. Alfredstellar: You don’t put these guys down and those likes in your profile might be worth a lot less. Neo: Shut down their servers. That’ll slow em’ down. #ED also arrives on the scene. There’s an app blocking the way for mods. He goes up to the driver, bcf26. #ED: Sir, we’re going to have to ask you to move out of the way. At the Stock Market exchange, they realize that the servers are being shut down. Henchman 1: They’re cutting the servers. We’re still processing. BKB: For now. Outside, more and more mods arrive. It seems like the entire mod force is out there. Filmscholar: Get all these barriers up. I want them all up. No one gets in or out of this website. #ED is still trying to get bcf26 to move out of the way. Bcf26: Where am I supposed to move this? #ED: Back it up. Right as they say that, the barriers go up, preventing the app from moving out. #ED: Alright just stay in your app, okay? The transfer is nearly complete. BKB: How much longer does the program need? Henchmen: Eight minutes. BKB: Time to go mobile… The henchmen begin rounding up all the posters in the stock exchange. BKB grabs his motorcycle helmet avatar. BKB: Thank you. The HSX begins opening up. Posters slowly begin exiting. The mods are carefully trying to scope out any of BKB’s men. Suddenly, apps begin pouring out with hostages on them as cover. The snipers are unable to shoot at BKB and his men. They jump over the barriers and begin making their way to Box Office Forums. Neo: Hold your fire! The mods begin to get into their own apps and follow in pursuit. Among them is Impact and Jessie in pursuit. Jessie: Well shoot at them! Impact: There’s no shot! The mods are frantically trying to find out what to do, they’re in complete disarray. Neo: Back off! Back off! There are hostages. Meanwhile, Noctis watches from TV, extremely into the events of what’s going on. The mods continue to pursue in the link between Box Office Forums and HSX. From behind they notice something is glitching. Jessie: What’s going on from behind? Suddenly an app zooms by. Impact gets a brief look at the Zack Galifinakis avatar. Jessie: What the hell was that? Impact: Oh boy you are in for a show tonight, son. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX4nSppRoVI One of the henchmen’s apps begins to glitch out. The hostage runs away screaming, right as the henchman is about to fire at him, BoxOfficeMan takes him down. He grabs a weapon that causes apps to malfunction. He fires it at one of the other henchmen and he’s knocked out. A shot rings out, and it turns out that Jessie tried shooting at the BoxOfficeMan. He gives Jessie a deep glare. Jessie: Sorry… Impact: Put that thing away before you hurt yourself! Get in! Neo: Let’s go, #ED, get in the app! They’ve spotted the BoxOfficeMan! Everybody begins scrambling to chase him down. BoxOfficeMan continues in pursuit for the one who’s making the trades. Neo: Call everyone in. Every off duty mod, beat mod, anybody, pull them in, now! I’m gonna do what Redfirebird never could. #ED: What’s that? Neo: I’m gonna take down the BoxOfficeMan. In Noctis’ lair, the Harry Potter subsection, Sam is trying to break into his files. She also has streams on and notices the news. They’re talking about the return of the BoxOfficeMan. She looks at the stream, with a surprised smile on her face. Sam: Well what do you know? #ED and Neo continue to pursue. #ED: Sir, what about the robbers? Neo has a befuddled look on his face. BKB takes a look at the time remaining with his last remaining henchmen. 90 seconds left. They’ve burned enough time. BKB splits off and goes directly towards BoxOfficeMan and the mods. They ignore him. BoxOfficeMan briefly stares him down but continues to chase down the one who’s making the trades. #ED: He’s getting away. Neo: Who do you wanna catch, huh? Some robber or the son of a bitch who banned Numbers? Sam continues to break into Noctis’ files but when she opens the folder, it’s empty. She has a pissed off look in her face. Noctis is watching the streams on another floor. Noctis: Eight months, and he has to pick tonight. David Brennan: He’s drawing the mods off BKB. BoxOfficeMan splits off from the henchman and takes an alternative route. The henchman thinks he’s gotten away from him, but suddenly the hostage behind him is snatched up from above and the henchman runs straight into BoxOfficeMan. BoxOfficeMan goes up to the henchman and takes him out. He takes a look at his program and notices that the trade is complete. It’s too late. But they got him. The mods arrive and swoop in around him. He takes a look around for an exit. He gets on his app and uses his tools to creates a link that will get him on an alternative route to his destination. The mods watch as he zooms forward, in awe, and unable to fire as he jumps from one link to another. Radio: Sir, we lost him. Neo: How could you lose him? Radio: He’s got a lot of firepower. Neo: WHAT AND YOU DON’T?! Radio: He’s heading back into the forums. Neo: Then he’s as dumb as Zack Galifinakis. (Sneering). Close it off gentlemen. BoxOfficeMan looks ahead and sees mods ahead of him, but also behind him. He takes an abrupt turn and heads into an alley between threads. The mods converge on the alley and seal it off. Neo gets out along with #ED. Neo: Like a rat in a trap, gentlemen! The App lights up. Ready to fly. Impact: I think you have the wrong animal there, sir! It revs up and flies right past the mods. All of them are blown away. One of the mods’ avatars is melted off at how awesome it was. #ED: Are you sure it was him? Neo looks disgusted. And pissed off. A total embarrassment for the mods of Box Office. TO BE CONTINUED. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 MrPink'll get his like tomorrow, but both of those were excellent 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Numbers & Pink, both were great! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcf26 Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Great work MrPink. Thank you for giving me a small part in there dude. I appreciate it. Always remain awesome. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvikk Lunsj Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Great work Mr. Pink writing This is the end of Box Office is so difficult. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPink Posted June 17, 2014 Author Share Posted June 17, 2014 Great work Mr. Pink writing This is the end of Box Office is so difficult. Yeah, it's not easy work. Some things just write themselves, and then some things are so much harder to write. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvikk Lunsj Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Yeah, it's not easy work. Some things just write themselves, and then some things are so much harder to write. I am having a hard time getting all of the cameo down. For some members it is a lot easier to think of a way to write them into the story. I think I am about to stop with all of the appearance in my story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey Freak Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 (edited) Baumer: Nothing but this: I did not do it. I did not ban iJack but I wish that I had! *to Spidey Freak* Watching that vicious Webbie bastard’s profile dissolve gave me more relief than a thousand lying like whores! Edited June 17, 2014 by Spidey Freak of Highgarden 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#ED Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Dat score though... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvikk Lunsj Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I have parts 1-3 done!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I have parts 1-3 done!!! POST IT POST IT POST IT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
