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[darkelf]

Damn....

 

How could they massacre such a  brilliant beautiful novel. There oughta be a law.

[Claire of Themyscira]

Claire thanks the Lord Jesus everyday for reality TV.

[Chewy]

Damn....

 

How could they massacre such a  brilliant beautiful novel. There oughta be a law.

 

 

Step 1. Cast Colin Farrell as the lead

[MrPink]

Step 1. Cast Colin Farrell as the lead

 

Step 2. Not get Jeff Nathanson to write.

[Claire of Themyscira]

Damn....

 

How could they massacre such a  brilliant beautiful novel. There oughta be a law.

[RichWS]

Step 2. Not get Jeff Nathanson to write.

 

There's no step after because this is the biggest mistake they could have made. 

[CJohn]

What is this thing you guys have with Jeff Nathanson?   

[grim22]

Step 2. Not get Jeff Nathanson to write.

Step 3: Get Nathan Jeffson instead

[Chewy]

Nathan Jeffson. Hate that guy

[DAR]

What is this thing you guys have with Jeff Nathanson?   

 

 

The Pirates 5 thread.  You're life will be the better for it.

[RichWS]

The Pirates 5 thread.  You're life will be the better for it.

 

Sean B showed us the eternal light of Nathanson. We should all be grateful.

[CJohn]

The Pirates 5 thread.  You're life will be the better for it.

I saw on IMDb that he is writing the script. I assume some hilarious shitstorm happened in the thread over here

[CJohn]

Sean B showed us the eternal light of Nathanson. We should all be grateful.

Don't even need to go see what happened now  

[DAR]

I'll tell you one thing Jeff Nathanson writes movies that are 135 minutes

[TalismanRing]

There's no step after because this is the biggest mistake they could have made. 

 

Au contraire

 

That would be triple threat: Director/ Writer/ Producer - Akiva Goldsman

 

[Mulder]

So I guess if Jeff Nathanson wrote Maleficent it'd be 2 hours and 15 minutes long? 

[RichWS]

So I guess if Jeff Nathanson wrote Maleficent it'd be 2 hours and 15 minutes long? 

 

It would be the best goddamn thrill ride of the year, that's for sure.

[4815162342]

Eh, all this Jeff Nathanson stuff goes over my head, and I do occasionally check on the POTC 5 thread.

[DAR]

 

 

Like I said sassy black women gifs. 

[grim22]

I'll tell you one thing Jeff Nathanson writes movies that are 135 minutes

I agree, the BBFC may say the movies are 97 minutes long.. But they are WRONG.