MEH-MORIAL DAY WEEKEND BOX OFFICE | Abandon all hope, the box office is dead. 3 day weekend #s X-Men 65M, Alice 28.1M, Angry Birds 18.7M, Civil War 15.1M, Neighbors 9.1M. Bad openings, horrible holdovers.

[Olive]

8 minutes ago, cannastop said:

That guy more or less said that $160M in China alone is a guarantee.

It is.

[cannastop]

@No Prisoners

 

Uh, pelvic floor muscles have nothing to do with the prostate.

[PanaMovie]

14 minutes ago, cannastop said:

 

Are you shitting me? You can't possibly think that's a given.

I'm not

 

It's entirely possible

 

[cannastop]

1 minute ago, Olive said:

It is.

Oh, OK. I guess that settles the matter.

[The Futurist]

BvS is still the best piss movie of 2016.

Edited May 28, 2016 by The Futurist

[department store basement]

2 minutes ago, The Futurist said:

BvS is still the best piss movie of 2016.

 

No, it's Keanu.

 

I don't think there's a movie this year that has more scenes where nothing of note happens than Keanu.

[angeldelmito]

2 minutes ago, The Futurist said:

BvS is still the best piss movie of 2016.

I didn't get the memo. I held in my piss like half-way through the movie and made it to the end without going to the restroom. 

[cannastop]

Genuine question: Is Memorial Day ever a somber occasion for anyone?

[The Futurist]

I meant a movie where piss plays a major role in the narrative of the movie.

 

Dat Hitchcockian piss jar scene is for the ages.

[Blankments]

Super late on this but fuck RunPee. I have the app because I like to read what was "missable" after I've seen the movie and it's pretty stupid. Every emotional animated movie they say is "too depressing" and advise you to miss important character arc moments.

 

So like in Up, they tell you to miss the scene where Carl flips through the scrapbook because "no plot." Or in HTTYD2, they say to miss the "For Dancing and Dreaming" number because "it's just a song." I remember Inside Out consisted of only character moments like Riley crying at school or Sadness comforting Bing Bong or Joy in the memory dump having her epiphany. All crazy important character moments because "too depressing and not important to the plot"

 

Here's an idea: take a shit and piss before the movie. And if you have to take a piss in the movie, just leave the theater quickly and return. Likely you won't miss anything you can't pick up on asap

[cannastop]

2 minutes ago, Blankie CK said:

Super late on this but fuck RunPee. I have the app because I like to read what was "missable" after I've seen the movie and it's pretty stupid. Every emotional animated movie they say is "too depressing" and advise you to miss important character arc moments.

 

So like in Up, they tell you to miss the scene where Carl flips through the scrapbook because "no plot." Or in HTTYD2, they say to miss the "For Dancing and Dreaming" number because "it's just a song." I remember Inside Out consisted of only character moments like Riley crying at school or Sadness comforting Bing Bong or Joy in the memory dump having her epiphany. All crazy important character moments because "too depressing and not important to the plot"

 

Here's an idea: take a shit and piss before the movie. And if you have to take a piss in the movie, just leave the theater quickly and return. Likely you won't miss anything you can't pick up on asap

OMG, really? Is there a way to see that shit in a browser?

[POTUS 2020]

14 minutes ago, cannastop said:

@No Prisoners

 

Uh, pelvic floor muscles have nothing to do with the prostate.

They are complimentary for peeing

160m is guaranteed on WC CBO 

[cannastop]

1 minute ago, No Prisoners said:

They are complimentary for peeing

160m is guaranteed on WC CBO 

Way to converge subjects there.

[The Futurist]

Just discovered the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard cluster fuck.

This seems to be very, very messy.

 

Alice is done, so is Pirates 5.

 

Johnny the drunk wife beater doesn't scream Disney to me.

 

Pirates 6 won't happen.

[EmpireCity]

16 minutes ago, The Futurist said:

Just discovered the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard cluster fuck.

This seems to be very, very messy.

 

Alice is done, so is Pirates 5.

 

Johnny the drunk wife beater doesn't scream Disney to me.

 

Pirates 6 won't happen.

 

Seems like there is a lot of inconsistency to the story, so best to wait on judgement.  

 

Either way, it will further damage his reputation and Disney has to be pretty mad right now.  

[cannastop]

1 minute ago, nilephelan said:

 

Seems like there is a lot of inconsistency to the story, so best to wait on judgement.  

 

Either way, it will further damage his reputation and Disney has to be pretty mad right now.  

Judging by how they promoted Through the Looking Glass, I don't think Disney was expecting much in the first place.

[angeldelmito]

lmfao disney is getting fucked in the ass right now. first all the controversy with hydra cap and now depp. what's next?

[department store basement]

3 minutes ago, angeldelmito said:

first all the controversy with hydra cap

 

That was barely a "controversy" at all, and has nothing to do with the Cap movies.

[cannastop]

4 minutes ago, angeldelmito said:

lmfao disney is getting fucked in the ass right now. first all the controversy with hydra cap and now depp. what's next?

LOL are you for fucking real?

Have you forgotten about Zootopia, The Jungle Book or Cap 3?

Edited May 28, 2016 by cannastop

[Mango]

Lol as if stupid plot twists in modern comic books ever actually effect anything in the long run.

 

Now domestic abuse, that is an actual issue.