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Weekend Estimates (Page 28): Magnificent 7 35M | Storks 21.8M | Sully 13.8M | Bridget Jones 4.5M

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2 minutes ago, That One Chris Pratt said:

Also Deepwater Horizon is something I'm mildly stanning for, so expect a slight curse effect but not a full one.

That is dead anyway. No curse required.

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2 minutes ago, That One Chris Pratt said:

My curse strikes again with Mag 7 underperforming.

 

Damn...rip Miss Peregrine's next weekend :sadben: 

I could see a similar run to Goosebumps for that if well received. Storks disappointed and family audiences have nothing in October. Could do like 21/80. 

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Nol..noo this cant slide.  why aren't audeidnce seeing things like the bffg...ghostbutsets, snowden, everyhitng that has flopped.  NO

NO T9OTI AITS NOT FAIR HOW IT CAN BE OMG WHY KILL ME NO

FHGGuCK NuGGETS SHIT BITCHffuck my life

 

lift the curse I cant take it anymore omg cries

ahah

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1 minute ago, filmlover said:

Only if you had unrealistic expectations in the first place is this a bad number for Mag7. The western genre has always been a tricky one at the box office, anyway.

 

but tit had a lower opeenin g that the wequaalizer without c hris prat omg why I killed the flm I kill everything I creat elife and I drwstroy it

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Just now, That One Chris Pratt said:

I thought my curse woudn ens here but nooo ev eggryhthing had to rruin ti why hath you disappoint me msony chris mpratt denzel everyone kill me now my cursee is unstoppable I cant do this

To quote the late, great Whitney Houston, crack is whack.

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I think Storks might be a case of the humor skewing so juvenile that parents were cringing and basically saying a big nope to it. The "MOMS ARE FUN TOO HERPITY DERP!" bit from all the marketing was particularly grating to me. And it's not the kind of movie that would inspire the kind of passion from kids to try to talk their parents into it like pretty much anything Illumination does. 

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4 minutes ago, That One Chris Pratt said:

Nol..noo this cant slide.  why aren't audeidnce seeing things like the bffg...ghostbutsets, snowden, everyhitng that has flopped.  NO

NO T9OTI AITS NOT FAIR HOW IT CAN BE OMG WHY KILL ME NO

FHGGuCK NuGGETS SHIT BITCHffuck my life

 

lift the curse I cant take it anymore omg cries

ahah

 

3 minutes ago, That One Chris Pratt said:

 

but tit had a lower opeenin g that the wequaalizer without c hris prat omg why I killed the flm I kill everything I creat elife and I drwstroy it

 

1 minute ago, That One Chris Pratt said:

I thought my curse woudn ens here but nooo ev eggryhthing had to rruin ti why hath you disappoint me msony chris mpratt denzel everyone kill me now my cursee is unstoppable I cant do this

 

WTF man.

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Just now, filmlover said:

To quote the late, great Whitney Houston, crack is whack.

 

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse

Welcome to the room of people
Who have rooms of people that they loved one day
Docked away
Just because we check the guns at the door
Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades

You'll never know the psychopath sitting next to you
You'll never know the murderer sitting next to you
You'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?"
But after all I've said
Please don't forget

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse

We don't deal with outsiders very well
They say newcomers have a certain smell
You have trust issues, not to mention
They say they can smell your intentions

You'll never know the freakshow sitting next to you
You'll have some weird people sitting next to you
You'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?"
But after all I've said
Please don't forget
(Watch it, watch it)

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow
(Watch it)
Wait for them to ask you who you know
(Watch it)
Please, all my friends are heathens. Take it slow
(Watch it)
Wait for them to ask you who you know

Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed
I tried to warn you just to stay away
And now they're outside ready to bust
It looks like you might be one of us

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