Weekend Thread 7/7-7/9 | ABSOLUTELY NO SPOILERS ALLOWED | SMH 117M, DM3 34M, BD 12.5M, WW 10.1M, TF5 6.3M, Biggus Dickus 3.65

[JohnnyGossamer]

Just now, iJackSparrow said:

Spider-Man: Homecoming A+

Spider-Man 2 A-

Spider-Man B+

Amazing Spider-Man 2 B-

Amazing Spider-Man B

Spider-Man 3 D- 

Forgot about 3. That's a C-/D from me.

[a2k]

Young Aunt May makes sense. She is an aunt, not a grandma after all. If Parker is 15 then around 40 is the perfect age for a guardian/aunt.

[WrathOfHan]

[CoolioD1]

Spider-Man A+

Spider-Man 2 A+

Spider-Man 3 A

amazing spider-man F

amazing spider-man 2 C+

[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, CoolioD1 said:

hopefully not. i was ready to get my hate on for wonder woman, because i thought the first fifteen minutes of it were pretty dodgy which was exciting, but then it actually ended up being pretty good from there which is frustrating. it's like i put my take in the microwave but it didn't even come out hot.

The opposite happened to me: I went in wanting to like it based on how everyone was reacting, and the rest is history. I'm not sure I'll have a hotter take in 2017.

[MrPink]

@CJohn at 2am tonight

 

 

[Biggestgeekever]

5 minutes ago, YourMother said:

Since we're doing Spider-Man memes, I bought the best one:

[wildphantom]

4 minutes ago, iJackSparrow said:

Not really a spoiler, but it needs to be said:

 

Keaton elevates Vulture to the status of BEST SPIDER-MAN VILLAIN. And I'm not talking about just movies. MCU's Vulture is Spider-Man's best villain topped only by Green Goblin and Dr. Octopus from the comics. Molina's Octopus was amazing, but he got nothing on the Vulture. Fucking insane. 

 

The irony of the MCU finally getting a great villain (other than Loki) and it being Batman is just too much. 

[WrathOfHan]

The last time I enjoyed a movie that cost over 100M was GOTG2. It's been too long.

[aabattery]

4 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

hopefully not. i was ready to get my hate on for wonder woman, because i thought the first fifteen minutes of it were pretty dodgy which was exciting, but then it actually ended up being pretty good from there which is frustrating. it's like i put my take in the microwave but it didn't even come out hot.

 

You when you keep liking all these comic-book movies:

[WrathOfHan]

TOMATO LAW

 

[Dementeleus]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

The last time I enjoyed a movie that cost over 100M was GOTG2. It's been too long.

 

That was like a couple months ago, you casual. 

[DAR]

Spider-Man A

Spider-Man 2 A

Spider-Man 3 B-

Amazing Spider-Man B-

Amazing Spide-Man 2 D+

[YM!]

Imma do an Illumination film ranking now:

Sing A-

DM1 B+

DM2/DM3 B-/C+

Lorax C

Pets C-

Hop/Minions D+

[wildphantom]

I definitely didn't hate Amazing Spider-Man 2 either. It's got lots of problems but there's plenty in it I really liked. I guess mainly Garfield and Stone who were terrific in both movies. 

 

Homecoming is the real deal though. The first great Spider-Man film we've had in 13 years. 

 

 

[CoolioD1]

1 minute ago, aabattery said:

 

You when you keep liking all these comic-book movies:

my hot take trump card is "The Spirit is the best comic book film of 2008"

[ZattMurdock]

2 minutes ago, wildphantom said:

 

The irony of the MCU finally getting a great villain (other than Loki) and it being Batman is just too much. 

Keaton's Vulture is insanely great. I just couldn't get enough of him. 

[a2k]

SM1 A

SM2 A-

SM3 C+

ASM1 B

ASM2 C-

Edited July 7, 2017 by a2knet

[Biggestgeekever]

2 minutes ago, aabattery said:

 

You when you keep liking all these comic-book movies:

I can hardly say this line without sounding like Doc Ock. Alfred Molina's performance was so damn good in SM2.

 

Spider-Man 1: B

Spider-Man 2: A-

Spider-Man 3: D+

Amazing Spider-Man: D+

Amazing Spider-Man 2: D

Homecoming: B+

Edited July 7, 2017 by Biggestgeekever

[MrPink]

Just now, CoolioD1 said:

my hot take trump card is "The Spirit is the best comic book film of 2008"

 

That is way too scalding hot for me.