Classic Conversation Thread

[DAR]

7 minutes ago, MrPink said:

 

It's like when a comedian gets criticized for being too soft so he thinks he has to get edgy to rebrand himself

So you’re our Bob Saget?

[DAJK]

5 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Like Idk. I'm not a bad kid. I don't drink. I don't do the drugs. I like to think I'm pretty respectful and kind to people. I get good grades. I help a lot around the house and stuff. So what I wanna have sex with my girlfriend. It's not like I'm going out fucking any whore I can find. 

I could post the exact same thing, just switch around the sex and the drinking. 

[MrPink]

13 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

 

You have missed many good conversations since.  We miss you.  Come back Pink ❤️😘

 

Honestly I'm just lazy to ask an admin to allow me back in

[Ethan Hunt]

8 minutes ago, DAJK said:

I could post the exact same thing, just switch around the sex and the drinking. 

It's frustrating. Like they're all like "why do you try to hide stuff from us"

 

And I'm just like "if you didn't have such stupid expectations maybe I wouldn't try to hide stuff"

[SchumacherFTW]

11 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

It's frustrating. Like they're all like "why do you try to hide stuff from us"

 

And I'm just like "if you didn't have such stupid expectations maybe I wouldn't try to hide stuff"

Tbh, if they're surprised that this stuff is happening at your age, then they're bloody naiive 

[DAJK]

3 minutes ago, SchumacherFTW said:

Tbh, if they're surprised that this stuff is happening at your age, then they're bloody naiive 

My family asked if I was gay, cause they said "there's got to be a reason you've not got a girlfriend at your age" and tried to say that if I was hiding something that I couldn't tell them anything :/

[DAJK]

But goddamn I drink way too much lately

[Dementeleus]

36 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Like Idk. I'm not a bad kid. I don't drink. I don't do the drugs. I like to think I'm pretty respectful and kind to people. I get good grades. I help a lot around the house and stuff. So what I wanna have sex with my girlfriend. It's not like I'm going out fucking any whore I can find. 

 

It's not the crime, it's the cover-up.

[Dementeleus]

4 minutes ago, DAJK said:

But goddamn I drink way too much lately

 

Aren't you like 14?

[DAJK]

17 minutes ago, Trolltastic Tele said:

 

Aren't you like 14?

19's legal in Canada :))

 

BC at least. I know it's a lot younger in Alberta

Edited March 25, 2018 by DAJK

[IronJimbo]

 

For context the a villain for that arc of Dragon Ball Super has identical appearance to Goku (the main character) so these soldiers have mistaken him  for the villain "Goku Black" or "Black" for short.

Edited March 25, 2018 by IronJimbo

[DeeCee]

What the fucking fuck was Steve Smith thinking?

[aabattery]

 

 

[Premium George]

4 minutes ago, DeeCee said:

What the fucking fuck was Steve Smith thinking?

Another brainfade. 

@aabattery you should seriously look at some cricket news right now, your heart will be happy.

[aabattery]

 

Never forget.

[DeeCee]

Smith and Warner have stood down (or been asked to stand down) as captain and vice captain. 

[DeeCee]

19 minutes ago, aabattery said:

 

Never forget.

His arm was straight. 

[aabattery]

1 minute ago, DeeCee said:

His arm was straight. 

 

 

[DeeCee]

12 minutes ago, aabattery said:

 

 

Fake news. 

[WrathOfHan]

8 hours ago, MrPink said:

Fondly remember the time I did a double header of Meet the Fockers and Ocean's 12 and lost my wallet at the theater.

That's a unique double feature of bad sequels.