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Y4 - The Academy Awards (Odyssey 3 takes gold with 9 awards including Best Picture, Fortnight in Silver with Ensemble and Actor, Spark 3 in Bronze with VFX and Cinematography nods)

Awards Predictions  

10 members have voted

  1. 1. What film will win Best Picture?

    • By The Balls
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    • Can You Imagine?
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    • Fortnight
    • The Odyssey: Homecoming
    • Spark: Beyond the Sky
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  2. 2. What film will take home the most technical awards?

    • Fortnight
    • Kingdom of the Sun
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    • Mass Effect
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    • The Odyssey: Homecoming
    • Pillars of Eternity: The Hollow Vale
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    • Resonance
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    • Spark: Beyond the Sky


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1 hour ago, Rorschach said:

Commercial Break #5

The New Journey Pictures logo fades onto the screen.

 

“Lights,” the director, Archibald Asparagus, cries out.

 

His voice is followed by the sound of lights being turned on.

 

We fade to black.

 

“Roll camera!”

 

We fade into a view of a film slate, which is being held right in front of the camera by Jerry Gourd. He snaps the slate, says ‘action’ and steps aside. We see a film set inside of a studio—specifically, it’s the bathroom set used to film the famous silly song “Where is my hairbrush?”. It is noticeably more detailed than it was in the original animation.

 

Larry The Cucumber pulls back the shower curtain, thus entering the scene of the shot…

…And he hesitates before asking, “What is my line again?”

 

Archibald yells off screen, “Oh, where is my hairbrush, oh, where is my hairbrush.”

 

****

 

We cut to black and fade into another slate. Playful jazz drumming can now be heard.

 

“Hairbrush song, take two.” Jerry snaps, says ‘action’, and steps back.

 

Larry pulls back the curtain and tries to leap out of the bathtub, and begins to sing, “Oh, where is my toothbrush.”

“Cut!” yells Archibald. “Larry, you’re supposed to say hairbrush.”

 

“But I don’t have hair.”

 

That’s the point of the song, Larry.”

 

“…But that’s silly.”

 

“It’s a silly song!”

 

****

 

We cut to black and fade in again. A playful brass symphony is now a part of the trailer’s score.

 

“Hairbrush song, take three… action!”

 

Larry pulls back the curtain and leaps out of the bathtub. This time, his towel falls down.

 

“Whoops!” says Larry.

 

“THIS IS A FAMILY FILM, LARRY!” yells Archibald.

 

****

 

We cut to black and fade in yet again.

 

“Hairbrush song, take four… action!”

 

Larry pulls back the curtain.

 

“Um… why doesn’t the showerhead work?”

 

“Cut!” Archibald says to an audibly frustrated crew. “Larry, it’s a part of the film set, it’s not supposed to work.”

 

****

 

We cut to black and fade in… again.

 

“Hairbrush song, take five… action.”

 

Larry pulls back the curtain and leaps out of the bathtub. He lifts up a hairbrush victoriously.

 

“I found the hairbrush!”

 

The crew groans.

 

“Cut!” yells is disgruntled Archibald. “Where did Larry get the hairbrush?! It’s not even a prop! The characters are only meant to reference it!”

 

At this point, Bob The Tomato comes onto the set to help Larry.

 

“What’s going on?” he asks.

 

“I don’t what I’m doing wrong, Bob.”

 

“Okay, just… why don’t you breath in, try remember all your lines and actions, and give it another go… God made you special, Larry.”

 

“Yeah, Bob! I can do this! God made me special!”

 

“He sure did, Larry…”

 

****

 

We cut to black and fade in, hopefully for the last time.

 

“Hairbrush song… take six… action.”

 

Larry pulls back the curtain, leaps out of the bathtub, and begins to dance, singing, “Oh, where is my hairbrush! Oh, where is my hairbrush!”

 

A moment goes by before the crew starts celebrating. They got the take. Larry stands there in confusion, and Bob runs onto the set once more.

 

“You did it, Larry!”

 

“…We got the take!”

 

“Yes, we got the take!”

 

“We got the take!”

 

The two begin to celebrate on the film set. Larry celebrates a little too hard, and the music cuts out when Larry jumps through the thin wall of the set by accident. “I’m okay!” he shouts.

 

Bob slowly looks directly into the camera and says…

 

“…Cut.”

 

The music comes back in as we sharp cut to black. The title appears:

 

VEGGIES IN THE RAIN: A VEGGIETALES MOVIE

 

The music stops again as we hard cut to the film set again. Bob peers into the hole in the film set’s wall.

 

“Are you sure you’re okay, Larry?”

 

No response.

 

“Oh dear,” Bob says as he rushes offscreen.

 

A quick, bombastic note from the brass symphony is played as we sharp cut to the release date information—April 2nd, Y5.

 

The Wisaeu istrong with this one

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1 minute ago, Rorschach said:

What'd you think of OPM?

It also looks fantastic. Probably tied with TSW2 for number 2 on my list.

 

All of the previews for the Oscars this year were great but ranking wise:

 

1.) Eternal Storm

2.) One Punch Man

3.) Star Fox

4.) Rock N Roll Heart Attack

5.) 2 Lonely Bounty Hunters 

6.) The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl/Norris and Nesson

7.) Veggies In The Rain

8.) Relatively Easy

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1 minute ago, YourMother the Edgelord said:

It also looks fantastic. Probably tied with TSW2 for number 2 on my list.

 

All of the previews for the Oscars this year were great but ranking wise:

 

1.) Eternal Storm

2.) One Punch Man

3.) Star Fox

4.) Rock N Roll Heart Attack

5.) 2 Lonely Bounty Hunters 

6.) The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl/Norris and Nesson

7.) Veggies In The Rain

8.) Relatively Easy

You've seen the Red Band one?

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"For our final category tonight, please welcome certified bad-ass movie star Liam Neeson!"

 

Neeson: Well, thank you to whoever wrote those kind words about me! I greatly appreciate it! Our final category tonight is the one you’ve all been waiting for. The best of the best, the pillars of quality filmmaking are all present on display in these five films. Most of all though, they presented us some of the best stories ever conceived.

*applause

Neeson: Without further ado, here are your five nominees for Best Picture:

 

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Blankments Productions/EssGeeKay Studios’

By The Balls

 

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Endless Animation’s

Can You Imagine?


 

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Numerator Pictures’

Fortnight

 

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Lager Pictures’

The Odyssey: Homecoming

 

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Hourglass Pictures’

Spark: Beyond the Sky

 

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Neeson: And the Oscar goes to…

 

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The Odyssey: Homecoming

 

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Winners: Thank you so much for this award. To us, it feels like a symbol our growth over the past three years, starting with the first film and ending on this one. We are so proud of Matt and his crew for their hard work and effort in bringing Homer’s epic to the silver screen. We are eternally grateful to the Academy for considering this film to stand among the greats like Lawrence of Arabia, Titanic, The Lord of the Rings, and so many more. We here at Lager Pictures hope to bring you guys the same level of quality with each new film with each new year to come. Thank you and have a good night!

 

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(32) By The Balls

(20) Can You Imagine? 

(37) Fortnight 

(49) The Odyssey: Homecoming 

(27) Spark: Beyond the Sky

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Congratulations @Rorschach On the Best Picture win. The Odyssey franchise not only greatly shows your skill as a writer, as I look forward to more of your projects in the future. You also created one of the greatest CAYOM franchises.

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Win Count:

The Odyssey: Homecoming - 9

Fortnight - 5

Spark: Beyond the Sky - 4

By The Balls - 3

Can You Imagine? - 3

The Guardian of the West - 1

Kingdom of the Sun - 1

Resonance - 1

 

Wins per User:

@Rorschach - 9

@4815162342 - 5

@Spagspiria - 5

@YourMother the Edgelord - 4

@Blankments - 3

@Alpha - 1

 

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