Spaghetti Kitchen: Quinquennial Edition (Guess My Top 25!)

[Ezen Baklattan]

And last but not least...

 

@Slambros: With just your first year of writing films, I can already tell that you don't just have a unique way of approaching storytelling in this game, but a truly unique voice. As you find your ground a bit more and more and more of what works in the game, I have a good feeling that you'll become one of the all time CAYOM greats. Stick with it, and I think you'll go far.

 

@Reddroast: I've only read One Piece of your works so far, but I do think that you're on your way to getting the hang of things in the world of CAYOM, and I look forward to seeing how you build out these worlds even further.

[Reddroast]

Are you writing stuff for me and @Slambros

[Ezen Baklattan]

Right above ya.

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Thank you very much @Spaghetti! I can't wait to write more stories for this!

[Reddroast]

@Spaghetti thank you for the words of encouragement. I feel y6 is going to be a breakout year for me

[YM!]

26 minutes ago, Spaghetti said:

Reddroast: I've only read One Piece of your works so far, but I do think that you're on your way to getting the hang of things in the world of CAYOM, and I look forward to seeing how you build out these worlds even further.

Splatoon was a coproduction as well.

Edited April 4, 2019 by YourMother the Edgelord

[YM!]

26 minutes ago, Spaghetti said:

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@YourMother the Edgelord

 

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If I had to pick one word to describe YourMother's bread and butter when it comes to CAYOM, it's this: fun. Pure, uncyncial, and joyous fun. The heart that you put into your films is very clear, and I think that you're at your best when you approach your stories with sincerity and emotion, as you do with works like the touching and inventive Can You Imagine? or the hilarious and charming Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Gotta also hand it to you that I love how you're reviving unreleased animated projects - may get on that bandwagon again myself. I'm intrigued to see you tackle different topics and genres, but there's something about your films where you can just sit back and feel good.

 

Favorite Film: Can You Imagine?

 

Most Anticipated Film: Super Mario Bros.

Thanks so much. I do plan on branching out more Y6 and in the future, as previously stated I haven’t seriously written in the past five years and CAYOM made me fall in love with creative writing. Next year, if all goes according to plan I’ll do My Life, a Stevie Wonder biopic and Eyes, my Jordan Peele flick which may or may not reach By The Balls level of deepness. 

 

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However as for animated adaptations, I’m still doing them but not as heavily as I want some originals, but I will say this, other than Monkeys and Gigantic, I have omen more ace up my sleeve,

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I may adapt Beasts of Burden next year but

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It’ll be traditionally animated, horror stocked, somber and likely PG-13.

 

 

 

[Ethan Hunt]

I made one of the werdiest animations in the game? I don't recall what film that would be lol

[Ezen Baklattan]

1 minute ago, Ethan Hunt said:

I made one of the werdiest animations in the game? I don't recall what film that would be lol

Baseball Boy, lol

[Ethan Hunt]

1 minute ago, Spaghetti said:

Baseball Boy, lol

Ah yes 

[Xillix]

Thanks!

 

Right now the main decision re: what the hell Rock & Roll Heart Attack will be is between "project that gets done" and "not that" tbh.

[Ezen Baklattan]

I may be seeing Pet Sematary tomorrow so fuck it the last 4 awards and the top 25 drop tonight.

[Ezen Baklattan]

The Marion and Cassie Award for Funniest Film

 

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Blank @4815162342

Look out for card-carrying Felicity Joneses and one

 

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Olive the Other Reindeer @Blankments

JAKE GYLLENHAAL DESERVES A GODDAMN OSCAR NOMINATION FOR THIS

 

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Second to Singapore @cookie

So...is that sequel ever coming, cook?

 

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Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills @Xillix

Including the whole series here, because goddamn somehow you leave the theater with a huge grin despite the most miserable endings ever.

 

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Truth Is @Hiccup23

 

 

And the winner is...

 

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Tattoed Teenage Alien Fighters

 

 

Anything can happen in CAYOM, but I've gotta give props to this wild, zany, incoherent, and yet totally delightful (in its own twisted way) comedy series. 

[Ezen Baklattan]

The Oliver and Gwen Award for Best Tearjerker

 

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56 Days of Love  @Hiccup23

This and Searching a forming a subgenere of movies where Debra Messing ruins our heroes' lives.

 

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Faces and Voices: The True Story of Milli Vanilli @Xillix

A quietly superb little film that definitely is a gut punch in the end.

 

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame @cookie

 A certain change from the Disney film really draws out the emotions in the final chapter.

 

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To The Moon @ChD

If you're with me, then everything's alright..

 

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A Woman in the Crowd @Blankments

Okay well fine Blankments just destroy us like that.

 

And the winner is...

 

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To The Moon

 

 

I truly urge anyone new to the game to read this masterpiece. It will destroy you, I promise. I'm scared to even play the game it's based on.

[Xillix]

Haha you tracked down one of the original promos

 

Fair warning: I absolutely advise against watching the actual TV series. It's HORRIBLE, and it's not a parody. Very little of it is even so-bad-it's-good.

[Ezen Baklattan]

The Portia Parvelli Award for Best Ending

 

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24 Hours  @4815162342

God bless numbers for finally giving Carrie Coon the role she deserved ever since Gone Girl.

 

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Can You Imagine @YourMother the Edgelord

A standard family movie happy ending is really elevated by the emotional sweetness of it all.

 

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Fantasia: The Next Dimension @Rorschach

This is technically cheating but Rory knows how to end his movies with a bang.

 

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The Odyssey: Counsel of the Dead @Rorschach

Case in point.

 

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Resonance @Alpha

We hope you've enjoyed your mindfuck.

 

And the winner is...

 

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The Odyssey: Counsel of the Dead

 

 

God damn, that climax is some of the best work I've ever read in this game.

[Ezen Baklattan]

The Rameses II Award for Best Villain

 

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James Packer in The Scavenger Wars @cookie

This week on "Men in Power are Trash"...

 

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Magicia De Spell in The Number One Dime  @cookie 

A deliciously wicked rendition of a fan favorite character. Blanchett is perfect casting.

 

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Robert Gallo in And the Band Played On @4815162342

He's not REALLY evil but god he can be a smarmy piece of shit at times.

 

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Thomas Russell in By The Balls @Blankments and EGK

Oh Jesus Christ, this guy is way too real.

 

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Everything in the entire Goddamn Universe in My Life to Waste @Hiccup23

Good god, everything goes wrong in our hero's life. And I mean, every fucking thing. Is the entire universe out to get him? Was he a giga Hitler in a past life? Dear god, even Nietzsche's telling you to lighten the fuck up.

 

And the winner is...

 

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Thomas Russell

 

 

 

I just wanted to create a chilling portrait of toxic masculinity that's at once eerily real and hyper exaggerated, getting under the skin of every sane person as he keeps on living large, unchecked in his life.

[Ezen Baklattan]

Top 25 drops at 8pm tonight. 

[4815162342]

Gallo is kinda the worst. Because he's exactly the kind of selfish, star-seeking bureaucrat who'll dick over the big picture and indirectly hurt others to get his recognition

[Xillix]

"Fun" fact btw

 

I personally don't like Faces & Voices at all, at least anymore. When I go back and re-read it I really don't think I did the story justice.