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Batman spends way too much time off screen placing fuel at strategic places so that it forms at firey batman signs when lit with a match...

 

Spider Man should cry more,  violence is cause for sorrow

 

Young Anakn Skywalker was a lovely child and I would have told him to stay in that cockpit if I had the chance

 

Avatar was wrong, military men are society's most smart and non violent men and can solve all our problems with words of kindness

 

RDJ is the worst actor to ever play Iron Man

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Personally I find the myth that all film reviewers are cinema snobs and thats why directors like Michael Bay always get low ratings to be laughable. One simply has to look at how movies like FF6 were reviewed (69% Fresh, 88% fresh by 'top critics' to see that movies with no depth to them that are simply designed to entertain can get reviewed pretty damn well by the majority of critics. 

 

One doesn't have to be a 'snobby' critic to find Transformers to be crap.

 

Same with Pacific Rim. :stirthepot:

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This one requires an open mind.

 

Had SM1 been the "remake" and TASM been the first Spidey film, SM1 would have made less money than TASM ended up with.

 

Think about it...

This is true, but TASM would've also made less money than SM1 ended up with.

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Batman spends way too much time off screen placing fuel at strategic places so that it forms at firey batman signs when lit with a match...

 

Spider Man should cry more,  violence is cause for sorrow

 

Young Anakn Skywalker was a lovely child and I would have told him to stay in that cockpit if I had the chance

 

Avatar was wrong, military men are society's most smart and non violent men and can solve all our problems with words of kindness

 

RDJ is the worst actor to ever play Iron Man

RDJ is the only actor to play Iron Man...

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Hulk (2003) is far better than Avengers, Iron Man 1-2, Thor, CA, The Incredible hulk !! B)

 

This so this. 

 

The original star wars movies are not good.  And Jar Jar Binks is bar far the best part of the prequels seeing he is the only one with any thing approaching a personality.

 

3D makes movies better. 

 

Paul Verhoven is the best living director.

 

Robocop is the best and most important social commentary period in the last 30 years. 

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District 9 has more convincing effects than Avatar (looking solely at the aliens.)

Well to be fair, D9's Aliens are actually more convincing. Its easier to make dark Aliens like those look more convincing on the camera than bright blue almost human like aliens with all those facial expressions, especially when the majority of the film are shots of them up-close.
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District 9 has more convincing effects than Avatar (looking solely at the aliens)

 

 

Water is dry.

 

The sky is green.

 

Michael Jordan is not God.

 

Scarlett Johansson is not beautiful.

 

Martin Scorcese is an amateur filmmaker still learning his craft.

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This so this. 

 

The original star wars movies are not good.  And Jar Jar Binks is bar far the best part of the prequels seeing he is the only one with any thing approaching a personality.

 

3D makes movies better. 

 

Paul Verhoven is the best living director.

 

Robocop is the best and most important social commentary period in the last 30 years. 

Amen.

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District 9 has more convincing effects than Avatar (looking solely at the aliens)

 

 

Water is dry.

 

The sky is green.

 

Michael Jordan is not God.

 

Scarlett Johansson is not beautiful.

 

Martin Scorcese is an amateur filmmaker still learning his craft.

Actually Johansson is not beautiful. :lol:

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