Blankments Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Yes. Honestly, I do some embarrassing shit in real life and on the internet and I'm sure it happens to everybody. I don't care what you did Blank, you're still my dawg yo awesome too senor pink I think I might write you a song 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Enchanted Too is an awful idea btw 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK007 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 See. Walt Disney would defend this project again, the hack, but this is what you get with Disney. Why hire mediocre writers? First time directors and give them $200m budgets? G-rate everything? At this point, I'm really only seeing their animated movies anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Jay Brooks gets himselfJay Brooks is in his office. He’s reading a book.JB: Oh George! I love you so, please don’t leave me. I’ll miss you so; you’re the love of my life. Don’t worry Julia; I’m not going anywhere I’ll only be gone for a short while. I’m only off to the store to get some milk.JB stops reading the book and looks at the audience (Camera pans on his face).JB: Why can’t my married life be like the characters in this book? Instead the only thing I ever get when I come home is, “Late for dinner again”.JB puts the book down.JB: Well that’s enough reading for now.Jay Brooks moves his chair around.JB: Man that feels good.Just as Jay Brooks says that, he hears a snap. It appears to be right on his head. Jay Brooks looks just as he does; his chair ends up getting turned backwards.JB: What was that snap that hit me?Suddenly a portal opens up and the shape of a shadow appears before him. The shadow takes form (camera pans on shadowy figure), and turns itself into a man resembling Jay Brooks.JB: Who are you and why do you look so much like me?Imaginary brooks: I am you from a parallel mind. I don’t really exist; I’m simply a figment of your imagination. I’m imaginary.JB: If you’re a figment of my imagination, then what the heck are you doing here? I didn’t ask for you, and I stopped drinking down the boos a long time ago.Imaginary Brooks: I am sworn not to tell you, all I can say is, you are in great danger.JB: What is this supposed to be? The thing that was supposed to be back from the time that didn’t want it to be back?Imaginary Brooks: I see. You might want to head my warning?JB: I have ears and they’re not interested in listening to your tales of time travel.IB: Very well suit yourself. 1:15He turns his imaginary head back and looks.IB: The reason I came here was to warn you not to use that stapler to replace that the glue when it gets dry, or else you’ll suffer a backache as a result of it.JB has a confused look on his face.JB: Huh! I don’t understand what you’re talking about. If you don’t make could you please English, even gibberish would make more sense.IB: Don’t worry that English is going to save your life.JB: The only thing that needs saving around here is my sanity.IB: Watch it; I have very powerful fighting skills.JB: That’s ridiculous. You can’t hit me; you’re not really to begin with. Besides if you’re supposed to be me, there’s no way you could have those kinds of mad skills.IB: That’s why I’m imaginary.IB grabs Jay Brooks.IB: Besides does this look imaginary to you?JB: Alright, alright, I get the point. Now could you go back to that dream world of yours or wherever you live?IB: Nope, I’ve got a mission to do and I plan on completing it.JB: That’s it you’re so asking for it.IB puts his pants down, and then looks at them freaking out in the process.IB: I’m sorry you had to see this. I’m really sorry.JB: HA!IB: Oh so you think that’s funny, do you?IB wiggles him around and around until his underwear starts to fall down.IB: Now apologizeJB: Not under my dead body.IB: Very well.JB tries to his gets pants back on, but they end up hitting him instead.JB: Alright, alright. I’m sorry.IB: Are you sorry enough with milk on top?JB: Eh, okay.IB wiggles his hand, and JB puts his pants back on.JB: You know something this makes me want to hurt you even more than I already do.IB: I told you what I needed to, I best be going now.He disappears and JB runs.JB: He’s gone, now I can’t hit him even more than I needed to for hours on end. 2:35The end This is great btw 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulder Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I remember John Carter's marketing. I said to myself "Wow that looks stupid". Guess that was most of the audience's thoughts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vc2002 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Why is Blankments not getting likes from every post he made? You ungrateful bastards. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 BTW, I get the odd feeling that I ever did write a BO.com story, it'd be a jukebox musical. For example Someone Like You - k1stpierre All of Me - MrPink and #ED Ya Got Trouble - Telemachos I Like It Like That - Empire I Don't Care I Love It - BKB Dream On - Squaremaster Big Girls Don't Cry - baumer Baby - Tarzan Counting Stars - Jandrew 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) See. Walt Disney would defend this project again, the hack, but this is what you get with Disney. Why hire mediocre writers? First time directors and give them $200m budgets? G-rate everything? At this point, I'm really only seeing their animated movies anyway. Walt Disney the man would hate the idea of Enchanted 2 because he disliked sequels. Disney the current company on the other hand... Edited July 2, 2014 by Fancyarcher 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I'm just waiting for Frozen v Tangled: Dawn of Princess Movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadAtGender Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I remember John Carter's marketing. I said to myself "Wow that looks stupid". Guess that was most of the audience's thoughts. The JC superbowl ad remains one of the most head-scratchingly awesome bits of movie marketing ever. It's terrible for selling the film but at the same time it's pretty amazing and brilliant in and of itself. (I do like the film quite a bit, though.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 BTW, I get the odd feeling that I ever did write a BO.com story, it'd be a jukebox musical. For example Someone Like You - k1stpierre All of Me - MrPink and #ED Ya Got Trouble - Telemachos I Like It Like That - Empire I Don't Care I Love It - BKB Dream On - Squaremaster Big Girls Don't Cry - baumer Baby - Tarzan Counting Stars - Jandrew What song would I have? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I think I might just go on an ego trip and reread some Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson. WaitI think I'd rather reread Michael Bay's Thomas the Tank Engine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 What song would I have?Putting It TogetherRTH and I would duet on What I Like About You 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 BTW, I get the odd feeling that I ever did write a BO.com story, it'd be a jukebox musical. For example Someone Like You - k1stpierre All of Me - MrPink and #ED Ya Got Trouble - Telemachos I Like It Like That - Empire I Don't Care I Love It - BKB Dream On - Squaremaster Big Girls Don't Cry - baumer Baby - Tarzan Counting Stars - Jandrew I think that sounds like a great idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Putting It TogetherRTH and I would duet on What I Like About You That sounds great. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) BTW Blanks I'm working on a semi sequel of sorts to that SB story involving the insects titled "Attack of The 50 Foot Squid". Edited July 2, 2014 by Fancyarcher 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire of Themyscira Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 BTW, I get the odd feeling that I ever did write a BO.com story, it'd be a jukebox musical. For example Someone Like You - k1stpierre All of Me - MrPink and #ED Ya Got Trouble - Telemachos I Like It Like That - Empire I Don't Care I Love It - BKB Dream On - Squaremaster Big Girls Don't Cry - baumer Baby - Tarzan Counting Stars - Jandrew I don't get a song? Really? Me of all? 1) I'm pretty much the most talented in this bitch. 2) I've been called by The Voice, contacted by La Academia, accomplished a lot, etc. 3) I'm the celebrity of BOF. I'm done. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulder Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 BTW, I get the odd feeling that I ever did write a BO.com story, it'd be a jukebox musical. For example Someone Like You - k1stpierre All of Me - MrPink and #ED Ya Got Trouble - Telemachos I Like It Like That - Empire I Don't Care I Love It - BKB Dream On - Squaremaster Big Girls Don't Cry - baumer Baby - Tarzan Counting Stars - Jandrew I see how it is Blanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Binoche Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Blank you have so many members fascinated by you Anyway I miss getting nightly numbers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulder Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I don't get a song? Really? Me of all? 1) I'm pretty much the most talented in this bitch. 2) I've been called by The Voice, contacted by La Academia, accomplished a lot, etc. 3) I'm the celebrity of BOF. I'm done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
