Weekend Actuals (Page 75): X-MEN 103.3M OS OW | Angry Birds 38.15M | Captain America 32.9M (Ahoy Matey!!) | Neighbors 21.7M | The Nice Guys 11.2M | Jungle Book 10.9M

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, Telemachos said:

 

Ethan's an elderly gentleman stuck in the body of a 17-year-old.

You know what movies he likes, correct?  

[CoolioD1]

6 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

They didn't even ask to see ID or anything

now that you can finally get into r rated movies by yourself you can finally learn that nobody who works there cares.

[johnboy3434]

3 minutes ago, Telemachos said:

 

Ethan's an elderly gentleman stuck in the body of a 17-year-old.

 

Meanwhile, I'm a perverted old man stuck in the body of a lazy 28-year-old. It's not an ideal combination.

[Dementeleus]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

You know what movies he likes, correct?  

 

It's just a ploy. He's really an Edwardian spirit who got summoned in a seance and couldn't go back to the ghost world. So he hung around the house for a few generations until some poor unsuspecting Mid-Western family with twins moved in. First chance he got, he jumped into the body of one of the twins. Now he haunts the earth, crooning a capella songs and caressing a tangelo.......... forevermore.

[Ethan Hunt]

I think we're the youngest people in the theatre by like 40 years

[WrathOfHan]

2 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

I think we're the youngest people in the theatre by like 40 years

You're going to jinx it, a group of whiny 12 year olds will come in.

[CoolioD1]

2 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

I think we're the youngest people in the theatre by like 40 years

this is me every time i go see a movie that isn't some $100 million studio picture. mostly cos i go midday on cheap tuesday when all the retirees come out to the pictures. i already know when i go see everybody wants some this tuesday it's gonna be crawling with them.

[The Wild Eric]

Aw man, I remember my first R movie. Seeing Fury Road all by myself as I drove myself when I got my driver's license just last week was the best movie experience I had that year...well, second to seeing Creed on my birthday.

[DAJK]

6 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

I think we're the youngest people in the theatre by like 40 years

Ethan what did you see?

[department store basement]

6 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

I think we're the youngest people in the theatre by like 40 years

 

No surprise.

 

Barring 5th Wave, BvS, TJB, and Hail Caesar (whose screening was surprisingly filled with buff twentysomething males) every movie I've seen in the theater this year had mostly older adults.

 

Yes, even Deadpool.

[DAJK]

Saw Neighbors 2 in Vancouver, but its not the company I work for so first time I've had to pay for a movie in a long time  (btw didn't really like it wasn't nearly as funny as the first and so many of the funniest scenes from the trailers weren't even in it so I'm guessing a lot of cuts were made to get a 14A rating in Canada)

 

But now I'm stuck in downtown Vancouver and my parents won't answer my calls and I have no idea where to go

[Bishop54]

Chloe Moretz with another flop, didn't see that coming.

[Bishop54]

7 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

this is me every time i go see a movie that isn't some $100 million studio picture. mostly cos i go midday on cheap tuesday when all the retirees come out to the pictures. i already know when i go see everybody wants some this tuesday it's gonna be crawling with them.

Haha you make them sound like they're vermin.

[department store basement]

11 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

this is me every time i go see a movie that isn't some $100 million studio picture. mostly cos i go midday on cheap tuesday when all the retirees come out to the pictures. i already know when i go see everybody wants some this tuesday it's gonna be crawling with them.

 

I assume that at your showing of Apocalypse, the youngest person other than you will be the same age as Wolverine.

 

No, not Hugh Jackman. Wolverine.

Edited May 20, 2016 by department store basement

[Avatree]

24 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

now that you can finally get into r rated movies by yourself you can finally learn that nobody who works there cares.

I disagree. You got any idea how satisfying it is to refuse service to a teenager? They get so desperate when they get ID'd and have no ID. On a boring day...it brightens things up.

[department store basement]

1 minute ago, Treetrunk Special said:

I disagree. You got any idea how satisfying it is to refuse service to a teenager? They get so desperate when they get ID'd and have no ID. On a boring day...it brightens things up.

 

Do you work at a theater Tree?

[bcf26]

11 minutes ago, John Doe said:

Chloe Moretz Zac Efron with another flop, didn't see that coming.

Fixed that for you. 

[department store basement]

Just now, bcf26 said:

Chloe Moretz Zac Efron Selena Gomez with another flop, didn't see that coming.

 

Fixed that for you. 

 

Fixed that for YOU.

[Avatree]

1 minute ago, department store basement said:

 

Do you work at a theater Tree?

Worked at one for a year, quit and got a new job in January 

[Ezen Baklattan]

Hope Nice Guys can pick up a bit at night. Gah, why do estimates always go down when you're rooting for a movie and vice versa?