The Happytime Murders l STX l August 24, 2018 l Melissa McCarthy l Human/Puppet Hybrid l "May be the worst movie of the year"

[CoolioD1]

1 minute ago, filmlover said:

I'm just happy that Melissa has (most likely) made a really lame movie that for once can't be blamed on her husband.

lol he is a producer on this. still trying to sabotage his wife at every turn.

[filmlover]

6 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

lol he is a producer on this. still trying to sabotage his wife at every turn.

 

They're making a fourth movie together now too, ugh. One can only hope that Can You Ever Forgive Me? will kick off a change of pace for her when it premieres in a few weeks cause she's too talented to rely on one person (Paul Feig) to give her good material.

[TheManFromBeyond]

I'm looking forward to the Coolio and WrathOfHan brawl after this weekend.

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, TheManFromBeyond said:

I'm looking forward to the Coolio and WrathOfHan brawl after this weekend.

Spoiler: Coolio bumps the post, and I make a defense. The end. Coolio doesn't really drag shit out.

[TheManFromBeyond]

50 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

Spoiler: Coolio bumps the post, and I make a defense. The end. Coolio doesn't really drag shit out.

DON'T KILL MY JOKE HAN.

[CoolioD1]

5 minutes ago, TheManFromBeyond said:

DON'T KILL MY JOKE HAN.

nah just for you we're gonna duel. that thread's gonna be The Hanytime Murder.

Edited August 21, 2018 by CoolioD1

[WrathOfHan]

55 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

nah just for you we're gonna duel. that thread's gonna be The Hanytime Murder.

[ChipDerby]

I've heard this is TERRIBLE.

[el sid]

I still have to watch the trailer(s).
But at least the first review at RT is positive, 8/10 from EscribiendoCine.

Edit: Ok, now I've seen them and don't know what to say. I'm just curious how it will perform this weekend. 

Edited August 22, 2018 by el sid

[AJG]

7.9

 

 

 

[Boxofficerules]

100% on Rotten Tomatoes!

[AJG]

One star

 

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/aug/22/happytime-murders-review-puppet-comedy-melissa-mccarthy

 

meh

 

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/happytime-murders-review-1136680

 

One out of ten

 

http://screencrush.com/the-happytime-murders-review/

 

UTTER ABOMINATION 

 

https://www.indiewire.com/2018/08/the-happytime-murders-review-1201996832/

 

So Bad it’s a Crime

 

http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/review-the-happytime-murders-is-a-muppet-murder-mystery-without-fun-or-reason.php

 

Massive Disspointment

 

https://io9.gizmodo.com/r-rated-puppet-comedy-the-happytime-murders-is-a-massiv-1828495089

 

One star

 

https://www.flickeringmyth.com/2018/08/movie-review-the-happytime-murders-2018/

 

One Star 

 

https://canoe.com/entertainment/movies/happytime-murders-review-crude-muppets-empty-of-wit

 

May be worst movie of the year

 

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/08/the-happytime-murders-review

 

 

 

Edited August 22, 2018 by AJG

[WrathOfHan]

 

[Ezen Baklattan]

Yeah, this straight up needed good reviews to not be a flop.

 

I don’t think it’s going to hit 10m this weekend.

[Jay Beezy]

All that interest after the trailer and then nothing. Now we see why.

 

 

Good thing Deadpool 2 came out on blu-ray this week.

[Morieris]

[AJG]

On 5/18/2018 at 3:19 PM, CoolEric258 said:

This is the only movie that matters now.

 

On 5/18/2018 at 3:46 PM, YourMother the Edgelord said:

Most anticipated movie of the year now.

 

Blocked.

[WrathOfHan]

The reviews are probably going to defer additional sales like Mile 22 last weekend. Should still open around 13-14M, but I could see it having a "bad" drop next weekend by Labor Day standards

[Eric Quinn]

3 minutes ago, AJG said:

 

 

Blocked.

[CoolioD1]

5 minutes ago, AJG said:

 

 

Blocked.

on that entire page everyone else is saying how amazing this looked and i was the only one who said it looked like shit. Cooliostradamus strikes again.