Classic Conversation Thread

[tawasal]

2 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Are we sure Han has any idea what happens during sex?

baby steps. 

 

- we need to first give him the courage to seek out girls,

- and then how to talk to girls

- then what movie to choose

- where to fuck best

 

last step: 

 

what is sex and how to have it. 

[That One Girl]

Are we sure that Han wasn't the guy who shouted out "SHE RIDING HIS DICK" yesterday at my showing of Annihilation?

Edited February 24, 2018 by That One Guy

[Ethan Hunt]

1 minute ago, CJohn said:

This thread right now

No i think just me and AC

[Plain Old Tele]

2 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

If neither of you are moaning loudly, then why can't you bone at home?

 

The threat of coitus interruptus is devastating. 

[Ethan Hunt]

Tele is my favorite

[filmlover]

3 minutes ago, CJohn said:

This thread right now

An equally fitting gif:

 

[WrathOfHan]

2 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

When fucking your body's are gonna collide which makes noise. It happens. It is not a particularly elegant act.

Really? That sounds hot as hell.

1 minute ago, tawasal said:

baby steps. 

 

- we need to first give him the courage to seek out girls,

- and then how to talk to girls

- then what movie to choose

- where to fuck best

 

last step: 

 

what is sex and how to have it. 

Does my tongue go in her ear?

Just now, Telehilation said:

 

The threat of coitus interruptus is devastating. 

That can happen in the car too!

[Plain Old Tele]

3 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

When fucking your body's are gonna collide which makes noise. It happens. It is not a particularly elegant act.

 

Amazing.  

[That One Girl]

Just now, filmlover said:

An equally fitting gif:

 

 

This is a straight white male sausagefest right now.  The only big dicks we like are our own.

[Plain Old Tele]

1 minute ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Tele is my favorite

 

!ay papi!

[Ethan Hunt]

Just now, WrathOfHan said:

Really? 

Yes

 

Sex is not quiet. And it's not pretty by any standard definition. I'm trying to give you the proper expectations here so you know going in

[filmlover]

Just now, Telehilation said:

 

Amazing.  

Obviously Ethan's been reading the Kama Sutra.

[That One Girl]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

Really? That sounds hot as hell.

 

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, Ethan Hunt said:

Yes

 

Sex is not quiet. And it's not pretty by any standard definition. I'm trying to give you the proper expectations here so you know going in

Should I expect it to be done in 5 minutes?

[Plain Old Tele]

Just now, filmlover said:

Obviously Ethan's been reading the Kama Sutra.

 

I’ll wait until he gets into toesucking and fingers going in interesting places. 

[tawasal]

Telehilation 

 

your signature is awesome, unlike you. 

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, Telehilation said:

 

I’ll wait until he gets into toesucking and fingers going in interesting places. 

#ButtStuff

[ACSlater]

1 minute ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Yes

 

Sex is not quiet. And it's not pretty by any standard definition. I'm trying to give you the proper expectations here so you know going in

 

Are you sure you are doing it right?

 

Mine is like a high class porn material. 

[Fancyarcher]

Another week, another five page discussion on Han's love-life. If only my (non-existent) relationships were this "exciting". 

[Blankments]

Y’all are lucky the forums were down last night; you would’ve got a long drunk rant about how I loathe myself and nothing is good

 

i can give you that rant sober now if you want but I doubt it’ll have the same cathartic effect of me posting it last night