Classic Conversation Thread

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, Telehilation said:

So... catching up on the CC...

 

Jandrew accidentally knocks girls out of his car

Ethan not-accidentally knocks uglies with girls in his car

Han knocks the concept of meeting girls in cars

 

Does that sum it up?

I am knocking the concept of having sex in cars.

[That One Girl]

1 minute ago, Telehilation said:

So... catching up on the CC...

 

Jandrew accidentally knocks girls out of his car

Ethan not-accidentally knocks uglies with girls in his car

Han knocks the concept of meeting girls in cars

 

Does that sum it up?

 

Dad jokes <3

[Ethan Hunt]

Just now, WrathOfHan said:

You got your dick sucked when watching Frozen or High School Musical 2 (idk which one). It can't be that hard.

Fucking makes a lot of noise. Blowjobs not so much 

[Plain Old Tele]

Just now, WrathOfHan said:

I am knocking the concept of having sex in cars.

 

Sex: don’t knock it (anywhere)

 

 

[filmlover]

1 minute ago, Telehilation said:

So... catching up on the CC...

 

Jandrew accidentally knocks girls out of his car

Ethan not-accidentally knocks uglies with girls in his car

Han knocks the concept of meeting girls in cars

 

Does that sum it up?

And I'm sure TOG throws girls who say they like recent Disney movies out of his car.

[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Fucking makes a lot of noise. Blowjobs not so much 

Hold the moan then.

 

1 minute ago, Telehilation said:

 

Sex: don’t knock it (anywhere)

 

 

This is a bad dad joke.

[That One Girl]

Just now, filmlover said:

And I'm sure TOG throws girls who say they like recent Disney movies out of his car.

 

uhhhhhh what the fuck

[That One Girl]

Just now, WrathOfHan said:

Hold the moan then.

 

 

 

[ACSlater]

3 minutes ago, Telehilation said:

So... catching up on the CC...

 

Jandrew accidentally knocks girls out of his car

Ethan not-accidentally knocks uglies with girls in his car

Han knocks the concept of meeting girls in cars

 

Does that sum it up?

 

And AC Slater is starting to remember the good old life. 

 

Sex, booze and money. Three tenants to make life happy. F*ck love and marriage crap.

[Ethan Hunt]

Just now, WrathOfHan said:

Hold the moan then.

I'm not talking about that. 

[Rorschach]

2 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Fucking makes a lot of noise. Blowjobs not so much 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[filmlover]

Just now, That One Guy said:

 

uhhhhhh what the fuck

Girl: "I love Beauty and the Beast '17."

TOG: "We can no longer be friends. Get out."

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, Ethan Hunt said:

I'm not talking about that. 

In that case, fuck on the floor.

[Webslinger]

As riveting as this conversation is (and I'm sure I'll miss more precious moments while I'm out), I'm just about to go experience Annihilation. I didn't do the Ex Machina re-watch I wanted to squeeze in ahead of it, but oh well.

 

And then later, I'm finally going to watch the supposed misunderstood masterpiece of nonsensical editing: The Snowman. 

[Ethan Hunt]

Are we sure Han has any idea what happens during sex?

[filmlover]

Just now, Webslinger said:

As riveting as this conversation is (and I'm sure I'll miss more precious moments while I'm out), I'm just about to go experience Annihilation. I didn't do the Ex Machina re-watch I wanted to squeeze in ahead of it, but oh well.

 

And then later, I'm finally going to watch the supposed misunderstood masterpiece of nonsensical editing: The Snowman. 

I'm about to see Annihilation as well. 

[ACSlater]

Just now, Ethan Hunt said:

Are we sure Han has any idea what happens during sex?

 

It's like riding a bicycle. 

[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Are we sure Han has any idea what happens during sex?

If neither of you are moaning loudly, then why can't you bone at home?

[CJohn]

This thread right now

[Ethan Hunt]

2 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

In that case, fuck on the floor.

When fucking your body's are gonna collide which makes noise. It happens. It is not a particularly elegant act.