Jump to content

Shawn Robbins

The Dark Knight Rises

  

230 members have voted

  1. 1. Grade The Dark Knight Rises

    • A
      120
    • B
      51
    • C
      24
    • D
      7
    • F
      4


Recommended Posts





In 1992 Tim Burton releases Batman Returns, while it's a hit, parents complain it's too dark and weird. That leads WB to hire Joel Schumacher. He proceeds to kill the franchise. That leads WB to hire Christopher Nolan to make his trilogy with the third film bringing us this thing we call a thread. The lesson Tim Burton is to blame for this thread

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

In 1992 Tim Burton releases Batman Returns, while it's a hit, parents complain it's too dark and weird. That leads WB to hire Joel Schumacher. He proceeds to kill the franchise. That leads WB to hire Christopher Nolan to make his trilogy with the third film bringing us this thing we call a thread. The lesson Tim Burton is to blame for this thread

I don't think you're going far enough. Batman Return's darkness was due to the darkness of the Batman comic books. The Batman comic books were created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. They, obviously, based Batman on a bat. Bats evolved from the same common ancestor that all life evolved from.

 

Obviously, our only choice is to travel back in time and destroy that common ancestor to stop life from evolving and stop this thread being made. It's the only way to be sure.

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites









Sure, go ahead, post porn,.  lol....it'll be deleted but damn that would be funny.

 

Over the ages, our weapons have grown more sophisticated. With The Dark Knight Rises review thread, we tried a new one: trolling. But we underestimated certain of members of the board... such as #ED. Trolled by one of the very people they were trying to help. Create enough criticism and everyone becomes a troll. His victimizing galvanized the thread into saving itself... and the thread has limped on ever since. We are back to finish the job. And this time no misguided idealists will get in the way. Like #ED, you lack the courage to do all that is necessary. If someone stands in the way of ending all discussion of a thread.. you simply walk into the thread and post some pornography.

  • Like 7
Link to comment
Share on other sites







Over the ages, our weapons have grown more sophisticated. With The Dark Knight Rises review thread, we tried a new one: trolling. But we underestimated certain of members of the board... such as #ED. Trolled by one of the very people they were trying to help. Create enough criticism and everyone becomes a troll. His victimizing galvanized the thread into saving itself... and the thread has limped on ever since. We are back to finish the job. And this time no misguided idealists will get in the way. Like #ED, you lack the courage to do all that is necessary. If someone stands in the way of ending all discussion of a thread.. you simply walk into the thread and post some pornography.

 

^ Should have been /thread

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites











Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use and Guidelines. Feel free to read our Privacy Policy as well.