December 26 (Boxing Day) Numbers || Hobbit 10.5m, Frozen 9.1m, AH 6.35m, Banks 4.7m, 47R 3.7m

[Michael Gary Scott]

When I get home next week im doing a triple feature of wolf, mitty and banks.

[grim22]

Looks like Badass Digest found their new target, "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty". There have already been 3 different articles about the movie and how bad it is. The difference this time is that the commenters on the site actually seem to have liked the movie and are not playing along with the site as they so often do. Unless of course, these comments are removed later like comments sometime are on BD.

 

The top comment on the latest Mitty piece is ":So on a scale of one to ten, how likely is it that we're still in store for at least a couple of more takedown pieces about how Walter Mitty is both destroying America, Devin's ability to sleep and everything else in the world?"

Edited December 27, 2013 by grim22

[rockNrollaDIM]

Just read the Deadline box office report. Anita Busch is trying so, so hard to copy Nikki's acerbic style that it is coming off as a very bad imitator. She should just concentrate on developing her own style instead and giving Deadline an identity after Nikki instead of more of the same.

Wut? People still read Deadline?

[Impact]

So far only Hobbit 2 and Frozen have any sellouts.

Edit: Just noticed CF has one also.

Edited December 27, 2013 by Impact

[K1stpierre]

I'm hoping to get my last fix of CF this weekend. Best way to end the year.

[Impact]

I got WWZ for Christmas and I have not watched it.

[grim22]

This is hilarious, IMDb parental guide for Nymphomaniac (you know, for those parents planning on taking their children to watch Nymphomaniac) : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1937390/parentalguide

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Woman gives blowjob to man while putting her finger in his ass.There is three male fingers inserted into a woman's vaginaA woman shaves anothers woman's pubic hairA woman licks a man's penisA man sticks his face between a woman's ass cheeks.A woman gives a blowjob on a train and spits out visible semen.Two black men with erect penises fight while woman masturbatesA dying woman takes an older man's virginityA Man tries to rape a beat up womanA woman rubs her feces on an older man's face, and then smears it with her vagina. Followed by another woman licking it off the manTwo men have anal sex on a televisionA woman gives a man a blowjob. She spits the semen back into the man's mouth and he swallows.A woman masturbates while posing for a photoshootA strap-on is used on a male, erotic moaning.Two woman finger each other, and then move on to oral stimulation.Two woman perform the sex act of scissoringVaginal fisting off-screenA woman gives a pedophile a blowjobA woman gives multiple men a blowjobA man takes a woman's virginityAnal sex between a woman and maleVisible wetnesses from a female.

[PatrickvD]

I think the weekend might be incredibly close for Frozen and The Hobbit.

[ChD]

This is hilarious, IMDb parental guide for Nymphomaniac (you know, for those parents planning on taking their children to watch Nymphomaniac) : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1937390/parentalguide

Sex & Nudity

EditHistory

Woman gives blowjob to man while putting her finger in his ass.There is three male fingers inserted into a woman's vaginaA woman shaves anothers woman's pubic hairA woman licks a man's penisA man sticks his face between a woman's ass cheeks.A woman gives a blowjob on a train and spits out visible semen.Two black men with erect penises fight while woman masturbatesA dying woman takes an older man's virginityA Man tries to rape a beat up womanA woman rubs her feces on an older man's face, and then smears it with her vagina. Followed by another woman licking it off the manTwo men have anal sex on a televisionA woman gives a man a blowjob. She spits the semen back into the man's mouth and he swallows.A woman masturbates while posing for a photoshootA strap-on is used on a male, erotic moaning.Two woman finger each other, and then move on to oral stimulation.Two woman perform the sex act of scissoringVaginal fisting off-screenA woman gives a pedophile a blowjobA woman gives multiple men a blowjobA man takes a woman's virginityAnal sex between a woman and maleVisible wetnesses from a female.

 

I think they might've included Two Girls one Cup, the upgrade version, in that movie from what It looks like. Jesus.

[PatrickvD]

This is hilarious, IMDb parental guide for Nymphomaniac (you know, for those parents planning on taking their children to watch Nymphomaniac) : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1937390/parentalguide

Sex & Nudity

EditHistory

Woman gives blowjob to man while putting her finger in his ass.There is three male fingers inserted into a woman's vaginaA woman shaves anothers woman's pubic hairA woman licks a man's penisA man sticks his face between a woman's ass cheeks.A woman gives a blowjob on a train and spits out visible semen.Two black men with erect penises fight while woman masturbatesA dying woman takes an older man's virginityA Man tries to rape a beat up womanA woman rubs her feces on an older man's face, and then smears it with her vagina. Followed by another woman licking it off the manTwo men have anal sex on a televisionA woman gives a man a blowjob. She spits the semen back into the man's mouth and he swallows.A woman masturbates while posing for a photoshootA strap-on is used on a male, erotic moaning.Two woman finger each other, and then move on to oral stimulation.Two woman perform the sex act of scissoringVaginal fisting off-screenA woman gives a pedophile a blowjobA woman gives multiple men a blowjobA man takes a woman's virginityAnal sex between a woman and maleVisible wetnesses from a female.

 

I LOVE the thought of these moronic members of this outdated rating system sitting in a room, forced to watch this movie.

 

Hilarious.

[Mango]

This is hilarious, IMDb parental guide for Nymphomaniac (you know, for those parents planning on taking their children to watch Nymphomaniac) : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1937390/parentalguide

Sex & Nudity

EditHistory

Woman gives blowjob to man while putting her finger in his ass.There is three male fingers inserted into a woman's vaginaA woman shaves anothers woman's pubic hairA woman licks a man's penisA man sticks his face between a woman's ass cheeks.A woman gives a blowjob on a train and spits out visible semen.Two black men with erect penises fight while woman masturbatesA dying woman takes an older man's virginityA Man tries to rape a beat up womanA woman rubs her feces on an older man's face, and then smears it with her vagina. Followed by another woman licking it off the manTwo men have anal sex on a televisionA woman gives a man a blowjob. She spits the semen back into the man's mouth and he swallows.A woman masturbates while posing for a photoshootA strap-on is used on a male, erotic moaning.Two woman finger each other, and then move on to oral stimulation.Two woman perform the sex act of scissoringVaginal fisting off-screenA woman gives a pedophile a blowjobA woman gives multiple men a blowjobA man takes a woman's virginityAnal sex between a woman and maleVisible wetnesses from a female.

 

What the fuck?

Edited December 27, 2013 by Mango

[Jack Nevada]

This is hilarious, IMDb parental guide for Nymphomaniac (you know, for those parents planning on taking their children to watch Nymphomaniac) : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1937390/parentalguide

Sex & Nudity

EditHistory

Woman gives blowjob to man while putting her finger in his ass.There is three male fingers inserted into a woman's vaginaA woman shaves anothers woman's pubic hairA woman licks a man's penisA man sticks his face between a woman's ass cheeks.A woman gives a blowjob on a train and spits out visible semen.Two black men with erect penises fight while woman masturbatesA dying woman takes an older man's virginityA Man tries to rape a beat up womanA woman rubs her feces on an older man's face, and then smears it with her vagina. Followed by another woman licking it off the manTwo men have anal sex on a televisionA woman gives a man a blowjob. She spits the semen back into the man's mouth and he swallows.A woman masturbates while posing for a photoshootA strap-on is used on a male, erotic moaning.Two woman finger each other, and then move on to oral stimulation.Two woman perform the sex act of scissoringVaginal fisting off-screenA woman gives a pedophile a blowjobA woman gives multiple men a blowjobA man takes a woman's virginityAnal sex between a woman and maleVisible wetnesses from a female.

"It's not about shock value, honest!" -- Every pretentious film critic when this comes out. 

[K1stpierre]

This is hilarious, IMDb parental guide for Nymphomaniac (you know, for those parents planning on taking their children to watch Nymphomaniac) : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1937390/parentalguide

Sex & NudityEditHistoryLMAO!Woman gives blowjob to man while putting her finger in his ass.There is three male fingers inserted into a woman's vaginaA woman shaves anothers woman's pubic hairA woman licks a man's penisA man sticks his face between a woman's ass cheeks.A woman gives a blowjob on a train and spits out visible semen.Two black men with erect penises fight while woman masturbatesA dying woman takes an older man's virginityA Man tries to rape a beat up womanA woman rubs her feces on an older man's face, and then smears it with her vagina. Followed by another woman licking it off the manTwo men have anal sex on a televisionA woman gives a man a blowjob. She spits the semen back into the man's mouth and he swallows.A woman masturbates while posing for a photoshootA strap-on is used on a male, erotic moaning.Two woman finger each other, and then move on to oral stimulation.Two woman perform the sex act of scissoringVaginal fisting off-screenA woman gives a pedophile a blowjobA woman gives multiple men a blowjobA man takes a woman's virginityAnal sex between a woman and maleVisible wetnesses from a female.

[CoolioD1]

This is hilarious, IMDb parental guide for Nymphomaniac (you know, for those parents planning on taking their children to watch Nymphomaniac) : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1937390/parentalguide

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Two black men with erect penises fight while woman masturbates 

Are they fighting with their dicks? Like a sword fight or something?

[CJohn]

This is hilarious, IMDb parental guide for Nymphomaniac (you know, for those parents planning on taking their children to watch Nymphomaniac) : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1937390/parentalguide

Sex & Nudity

EditHistory

Woman gives blowjob to man while putting her finger in his ass.There is three male fingers inserted into a woman's vaginaA woman shaves anothers woman's pubic hairA woman licks a man's penisA man sticks his face between a woman's ass cheeks.A woman gives a blowjob on a train and spits out visible semen.Two black men with erect penises fight while woman masturbatesA dying woman takes an older man's virginityA Man tries to rape a beat up womanA woman rubs her feces on an older man's face, and then smears it with her vagina. Followed by another woman licking it off the manTwo men have anal sex on a televisionA woman gives a man a blowjob. She spits the semen back into the man's mouth and he swallows.A woman masturbates while posing for a photoshootA strap-on is used on a male, erotic moaning.Two woman finger each other, and then move on to oral stimulation.Two woman perform the sex act of scissoringVaginal fisting off-screenA woman gives a pedophile a blowjobA woman gives multiple men a blowjobA man takes a woman's virginityAnal sex between a woman and maleVisible wetnesses from a female.

I will totally see this

 

Probably not in theaters, tho.

[Impact]

When it comes down to it-Frozen really is the only family film out for all ages. (Sorry Beiber is not for people over a certain age )

[CaptainJackSparrow]

Hobbit 2 was so good I have to see it again in theaters.

[Mango]

So is Nymphomaniac going to be the most pretentious porno ever made?

[CaptainJackSparrow]

The reason why I am not seeing that sex movie is because of the two girls one cup similar scene.

[Jack Nevada]

I like how they had to specify "naked black men", like how on YouTube it's always "Black Man Goes Crazy" or something.