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A while back in my Catching Fire 200m OW/ OD Record club obituary (here: http://forums.boxoffice.com/index.php?/topic/9713-catching-fire-od-record200m-ow-club-rip-obituary-on-page-130/?p=1139757), I promised a song dedicated to Catching Fire's box office run and in the past few weeks I've been working hard making this :P

 

So now that CF's passed IM3 for the 2013 domestic crown, I proudly present to you:

 

Catching Fire Wrecking Ball

 

Sung to the tune of:

 

We cried, complained, our hearts in pain

When we saw, early numbers for Friday

But surely, it chugged, and now, it’s hit

Number one of the year today

 

All the haters say “it will fade away”

Now we’re laughing at you

“Katniss is too fat, JLaw couldn’t act”

Now we’re laughing at you

 

She came in like a wrecking ball

Wrecked all the other moo-oovies

Domestically it beat them all,

Now it’s number one of 2013!

Nothing rhymes with thirteen!?

 

The gross climbed high up in the sky

And now, it’s not coming down

Strong legs it earned, and fire did burn

Other films are ashes on the ground

 

DM2, IM3, tried but they got beat

The yearly champ is Katniss

Hobbit, Man of Steel, Monsters U, they all kneel

Bow down to queen Katniss

 

She came in like a wrecking ball

Knocked all the other movies down

All the other movies look so small

All she ever did was wreck thee

 

She came in like a wrecking ball

Yeah, she just took her bow and flung

Records crashing in a blazing fall

All she ever did was wreck thee

Now it’s, got the glory

 

The Mockingjay has won the war

So crack a bottle and get the gin

We about to celebrate

This victory’s a major win

The Mockingjay has won the war

So crack a bottle and get the gin

The lesser films could never win

 

All the fans will say “today was the day”

We will always remember

 

She came in like a wrecking ball

Yeah, she just took her bow and flung

Records crashing in a blazing fall

All she ever did was wreck thee

 

She came in like a wrecking ball

Wrecked all the other moo-ovies

Domestically it beat them all

Now it’s number one of 2013

Nothing rhymes with thirteen?!

Except, maybe fourteen…

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Very interested to see Lone Survivor preview numbers. Started at 8 last night, and the 8 showing sold out, so I had to see it at 10 (and that nearly sold out.) Very diverse crowd too, Still have a feeling this does 30+

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Great post, Iceroll.Congrats to CF. Well deserved! I hope Mockingjay will continue the trend.Btw, speaking about CF success, I haven't seen Futurist around much these days.

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I really hope Lone Survivor becomes a HIT in USA, Peter Berg really deserve it.

 

Battleship is so much better than GI Joe 1-2, Clash of Titans, Transformers 2, Taken 2, Cawboys and Aliens, Battle LA...and it grossed so little !

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A while back in my Catching Fire 200m OW/ OD Record club obituary (here: http://forums.boxoffice.com/index.php?/topic/9713-catching-fire-od-record200m-ow-club-rip-obituary-on-page-130/?p=1139757), I promised a song dedicated to Catching Fire's box office run and in the past few weeks I've been working hard making this :P

 

So now that CF's passed IM3 for the 2013 domestic crown, I proudly present to you:

 

Catching Fire Wrecking Ball

 

Sung to the tune of:

 

We cried, complained, our hearts in pain

When we saw, early numbers for Friday

But surely, it chugged, and now, it’s hit

Number one of the year today

 

All the haters say “it will fade away”

Now we’re laughing at you

“Katniss is too fat, JLaw couldn’t act”

Now we’re laughing at you

 

She came in like a wrecking ball

Wrecked all the other moo-oovies

Domestically it beat them all,

Now it’s number one of 2013!

Nothing rhymes with thirteen!?

 

The gross climbed high up in the sky

And now, it’s not coming down

Strong legs it earned, and fire did burn

Other films are ashes on the ground

 

DM2, IM3, tried but they got beat

The yearly champ is Katniss

Hobbit, Man of Steel, Monsters U, they all kneel

Bow down to queen Katniss

 

She came in like a wrecking ball

Knocked all the other movies down

All the other movies look so small

All she ever did was wreck thee

 

She came in like a wrecking ball

Yeah, she just took her bow and flung

Records crashing in a blazing fall

All she ever did was wreck thee

Now it’s, got the glory

 

The Mockingjay has won the war

So crack a bottle and get the gin

We about to celebrate

This victory’s a major win

The Mockingjay has won the war

So crack a bottle and get the gin

The lesser films could never win

 

All the fans will say “today was the day”

We will always remember

 

She came in like a wrecking ball

Yeah, she just took her bow and flung

Records crashing in a blazing fall

All she ever did was wreck thee

 

She came in like a wrecking ball

Wrecked all the other moo-ovies

Domestically it beat them all

Now it’s number one of 2013

Nothing rhymes with thirteen?!

Except, maybe fourteen…

 

Not sure whether to applaud this or be creeped out, but then I remembered my bad fan fic of Batman Begins.

 

We cool, Iceroll. Except for the NFL thing

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1 Frozen (2013) $1,089,445 -8% 3,318 -17 $328 $302,590,988 7 Disney
2 Saving Mr. Banks $835,752 -1% 2,110 0 $396 $62,371,226 4 Disney
3 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty $590,921 -9% 2,922 13 $202 $48,290,762 2 Fox
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1 Frozen (2013) $1,089,445 -8% 3,318 -17 $328 $302,590,988 7 Disney
2 Saving Mr. Banks $835,752 -1% 2,110 0 $396 $62,371,226 4 Disney
3 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty $590,921 -9% 2,922 13 $202 $48,290,762 2 Fox

 

I'm glad Frozen stayed over 1 million. Good for SMB too. 

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The Simpsons pay tribute to Studio Ghibli

 

 

 

 

Wrecking Ball

 

 

This reminds me of my coworker, who admittedly does not follow pop culture. Apparently he kept hearing this song while driving (makes sense, it got a lot of airplay) and for around 2 months he actually thought that the song was titled "Rainbow". Wrecking Ball = Rainbow  :P

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Congrats to CF. My favorite blockbuster of 2013 except maybe Pacific Rim. Really wonderful movie.

 

Also, Lone Survivor is really great. Won't be a hit on the internet, but I think it will smash among general audiences. Nice preview number

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