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There's a lot that's awesome about Emily Blunt

 

Yeah. But this'll make you appreciate her in a way you never had before. Cruise is good but Blunt owns the movie

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She kinda owned it in Looper as well...

 

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Blunt is awesome.

Kind of makes me think SHE should've been the new Sarah Connor.

Well, ok, questionable if that'll be good, and she deserves better than not good.

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Extremely packed at my theater today for TFIOS. I know my theater tends to overperform relative to the rest of the country so hard to gauge whether the 24-27m will stick. If I had to say it should hit the upper end of that range. 24m after making 8m+ from previews shows extreme frontloading.

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A preview for next week:

 

SONY

 

BOX OFFICE FORUMS

 

#ED THREADS

 

SEQUEL FILMS

 

ShawnMR: Well, I hoped to never see you again.

 

*Dragon and Jay Beezy get out of a car like a badass*

 

Jay Beezy: What’s up, dawg?

 

Dragon: We’re back.

 

ShawnMR: Members, no one cared about the Jump Street reboot. But the movie got lucky.

 

*Dragon and Jay Beezy eagerly refresh for numbers updates in a flashback to 21 Jump Street’s opening weekend, when Dragon and Jay Beezy infiltrated the Marvelites in the Avengers thread*

 

ShawnMR: So now this moderation department has invested a lot of projections to make sure Jump Street keeps going.

 

*Dragon and Jay Beezy shoot off guns while grabbing their avatars.*

 

ShawnMR: The only problem is re-releases never make more money so we decided to start predicting for a sequel, 22 Jump Street.

 

NEXT WEEKEND

 

CJohn: You two sons of bitches are going to the Batman v Superman thread.

 

*Meme battles occur in the Batman v Superman thread.*

 

Dragon: OH, SO TIGHT!

 

*Dragon sets up the room with awesome DC stuff*

 

Jay Beezy: We’ll go around our posts and DC fanboy arguments, ask around about the virus, find out who the spammer is.

 

*An argument over Superman destroying Metropolis occurs*

 

Dragon: You don’t have to do this, man. I just don’t want you getting hurt.

 

Jay Beezy: I’m not gonna get hurt.

 

*A montage of Jay Beezy getting hurt occurs through arguments about Man of Steel, ending with Jay Beezy getting tacked by grim22*

 

Jay Beezy: Aghhhh… he broke my conviction.

 

JAY BEEZY

 

*Montage including Jay Beezy walking down the hallway as a goth avatar. An octopus gif attacks him*

 

Jay Beezy: AGH! It’s inking on my hands!!

 

DRAGON

 

Dragon: We’re like a power couple.

 

Jay Beezy: We’re Sam and BKB. You’re a funny poster. Sometimes you’re bolder than I’d like you to be.

 

*Dragon hits Jay Beezy with a pillow through another montage until Jay Beezy and Dragon are driving a go-kart shaped like Batman’s cowl.*

 

Jay Beezy: Look out!

 

*An over the top action scene occurs and Jay Beezy falls off to the side of a thread*

 

Jay Beezy: AHHHH!

 

*Thread is deleted*

 

CJohn: We predict Jump Street, and we about to jump in your thread.

 

Dragon: Mm-hm

 

Jay Beezy: Right in the posts.

 

22 JUMP STREET OPENING WEEKEND

 

Dragon: We need an expert to consult.

 

CoolioD1: Ho!

 

Jay Beezy: Listen, Coolio, I should apologize for…

 

CoolioD1: Not liking my posts? Well, don’t sweat it. They gave me a kid to spam for likes. Hey, guess what? I’m Tarzan’s bitch.

 

Captain Jack Sparrow: My name’s not Tarzan.

 

CoolioD1: YES, IT IS. YOU OWN THAT LOINCLOTH! Oh my god.

 

Dragon: Hey, Jack.

 

NEXT WEEKEND

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