Tuesday Numbers - Tammy 3.4, ETE 1.7, DUFE 1.5, Jersey 744k, TLAM2 662k | Actuals on p16

[Ethan Hunt]

Just realized that Rise of Apes was not in 3D. So with 3D to not match the 55m ow of that movie would be meltdown worthy for Dawn of Apes.

Great point

[#ED]

Joe Neumaier
New York Daily News

Just when it seemed like blockbusters could never evolve, in rides this extraordinary epic - a towering fable of humanity and brutality that takes a great movie myth and launches it forward.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Original Score: 5/5

Edited July 9, 2014 by #ED

[KushAboveAll]

I'm going to go crazy if I hear "Rude" by Magic one more time.

Its the new Happy. The Canadian Happy...

[KATCH-2D2]

That's genius. I feel bad for their fans though, I know how that feels.

Edited July 9, 2014 by KATCH 22

[RichWS]

Joe Neumaier

New York Daily News

Just when it seemed like blockbusters could never evolve, in rides this extraordinary epic - a towering fable of humanity and brutality that takes a great movie myth and launches it forward.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Original Score: 5/5

 

Call me when Kyle Smith let's us know his take.

[miketheavenger]

While I do think that Apes will also end up in the low 90's on RT (like EoT and DOFP), its average score could definitely be higher.

[baumer]

Critics like Apes?  ?Great, it will probably suck.

[75Live]

Critics like Apes?  ?Great, it will probably suck.

 

yeah it is at 100% with a 9.0 rating with 6 top critics right now and 96-7% among all critics

[#ED]

Critics like Apes?  ?Great, it will probably suck.

 

97% RT.

 

Similar to how DOFP started.

[Ethan Hunt]

How long should I put my leftover pasta in the micorwave for?

[Plain Old Tele]

ESPN didn't set-up their scorecard for such a performance

Epic chyron scroll.

[Jandrew]

How long should I put my leftover pasta in the micorwave for?

Post 1000, congrats dude!Now gimme a like.

[75Live]

How long should I put my leftover pasta in the micorwave for?

 

until it is warm enough to your liking

[baumer]

I think my dick has a rash from peeing in the bushes. 

 

Insert other random posts in box office thread.

[KATCH-2D2]

Just realized that Rise of Apes was not in 3D. So with 3D to not match the 55m ow of that movie would be meltdown worthy for Dawn of Apes.

It isn't opening less than 55m, not with this kind of reviews and how beloved ROTPOTA is. Plus there's nothing new that worth seeing in the past 2 weeks.

[Ethan Hunt]

I think my dick has a rash from peeing in the bushes. 

 

Insert other random posts in box office thread.

Good to know. 

[75Live]

I think my dick has a rash from peeing in the bushes. 

 

Insert other random posts in box office thread.

 

for some reason I am all wet after I woke up in the bushes last night

[ddddeeee]

Critics like Apes?  ?Great, it will probably suck.

Critics liked the first and you loved that one.

[Ethan Hunt]

until it is warm enough to your liking

Okay, I put in for 1 minute and 15 seconds and it was plenty warm. 

[KATCH-2D2]

I think my dick has a rash from peeing in the bushes. 

 

Insert other random posts in box office thread.

Are you sure it's just a rash? Hope it didn't end up like that boy's dick from We are Millers.

Edited July 9, 2014 by KATCH 22