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Fifty Shades Darker | February 10th, 2017 | First Trailer on Page 13

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4. "Desire explodes like the Fourth of July throughout my body."

 

Loud, flaming and frightening to pets.

 

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17. "... Like the sorcerer's apprentice I am, I let go, and we find our release together."

 

As we recall, the sorcerer's apprentice was a cartoon mouse who magicked up a bunch of unruly mops to get out of doing his chores.

 

 

Image result for jennifer lawrence laughing gif

 

No, really, I'm dying over here. E.L. James has to be the worst author to ever strike a goldmine of any kind.

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If anyone was to ask me what Fifty Shades Darker was about I would tell them:

- Ana gets a job

-  Ana and Christian have sex some more

- OH, and they fuck over people who pose “a threat” to their relationship. 


In other words, this movie is about absolutely fucking nothing! NOTHING! If you saw the first film, you saw it all. This nothing but an 118-minute cringe fest from beginning to end that is some way somehow significantly worse than its predecessor. Fifty Shades Darker is the equivalent of seeing an incompatible couple getting back together after a week only for their relationship to go back to stage one. 

 

https://rendyreviews.com/movies//fifty-shades-darker-review

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49 minutes ago, filmlover said:

http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/fifty-shades-of-grey/feature/a820703/worst-50-shades-darker-quotes/


 

 

Image result for jennifer lawrence laughing gif

 

No, really, I'm dying over here. E.L. James has to be the worst author to ever strike a goldmine of any kind.

 

Wait a minute...Are they really saying things like that in the movie? :qotd:

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11 minutes ago, Fullbuster said:

 

Wait a minute...Are they really saying things like that in the movie? :qotd:

No, it's just Anastasia Steele's narration that was cut from the movies lol. Which also included the cutting of everyone's favorite character from the story, Anastasia's Inner Goddess.

 

7% with 41 reviews so far, oof.

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This was bloody awful.

 

Dat cliffhanger : :rofl:!

 

Dakota was as good as the first one to me, didn't feel a jarring diffrence on that front with the first one.

 

The sex stuff is as prudish  as the first one.

 

The story, what story ?

 

Oh, and the theater had that Twilight scent ...:ph34r:

 

 

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, The Futurist said:

This was bloody awful.

 

Dat cliffhanger : :rofl:!

 

Dakota was as good as the first one to me, didn't feel a jarring diffrence on that front with the first one.

 

The sex stuff is as prudish  as the first one.

 

The story, what story ?

 

Oh, and the theater had that Twilight scent ...:ph34r:

 

 

 

 

 

 

What cliffhanger? Do spoil in tags. :)

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6 minutes ago, The Futurist said:

This was bloody awful.

 

Dat cliffhanger : :rofl:!

 

Dakota was as good as the first one to me, didn't feel a jarring diffrence on that front with the first one.

 

The sex stuff is as prudish  as the first one.

 

The story, what story ?

 

Oh, and the theater had that Twilight scent ...:ph34r:

 

 

 

WHEN THE FILM ENDED I SCREAMED "THAT'S IT?! FUCK YOU!!"

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22 minutes ago, HesAPooka said:

I assume Universal is going to put out a new Mummy trailer before Great Wall, but could someone tell me why Universal wouldn't put out a new Mummy trailer this week so that they'd be able to play it before Shades AND Wall?

Because why would they market their Mummy film(an action-adventure) in front of an erotic romance film? Not the target audience, which is mainly females. This why you'll probably see a few of these trailers in front of Fifty Shades: Beauty & the Beast, Before I fall, Unforgettable, The Circle, Snatched, Girls Trip, Baywatch etc..

 

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Heading for a 50%+ drop from the first one in Australia.  

 

1 1 FIFTY SHADES OF GREY (MA15+), UNIVERSAL [523/ $25,391] 13,279,728 N/A
13,279,728

 

Fifty Shades Darker:

 

Wednesday previews - AUD1.58m

Thursday OD - AUD1.36m

 

I'm thinking the weekend will be around AUD5m which will give AUD6.5m at most by Sunday.

 

The first one performed much better in Australia relative to Domestic.  At this stage I'm thinking I'll give the first one an adjusted 3 day of USD88m so a drop of 50-60% puts it at USD35.2-44m.  

 

Let's call and OW of $39.7m.

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