Norm of the North | January 15, 2016 | China release date confirmed for April.

[grim22]

30 minutes ago, NickDisney13 said:

 

 

WTF, is this horrible shit?

 

What the hell did I just watch???

[DAJK]

2 hours ago, grim22 said:

 

What the hell did I just watch???

[goldenstate5]

8 hours ago, NickDisney13 said:

 

 

WTF, is this horrible shit?

 

Well... it's shit.

[WrathOfHan]

And this is supposed to be a theatrical movie  

[Blankments]

Updated predicts:

 

3-Day OW: 13M

4-Day OW: 17M

DOM: 40M

Edited January 11, 2016 by Blan Solo

[Ezen Baklattan]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/norm_of_the_north/

 

Surprisingly good reviews.

[Accursed Arachnid!™]

On January 11, 2016 at 3:45 PM, Blan Solo said:

Updated predicts:

 

3-Day OW: 13M

4-Day OW: 17M

DOM: 40M

 

I'd call this ...optimistic. 

[grim22]

2 hours ago, Spaghetti said:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/norm_of_the_north/

 

Surprisingly good reviews.

 

Yup, the average rating isn't 0.0 which is shocking.

[DAJK]

This already became a joke movie at my work

 

Me and the other girl in concession kept saying to our boss all night "staff party at Norm of the Noth tomorrow?" 

"Remember when Star Wars opened there was a huge line of people all dressed up. Well just wait until tomorrow when all of town is here dressed up as polar bears and statue of liberty's."

 

There's also a page in the back room where staff can request posters, and I'm good at forging handwriting so we put the new guy down that he wanted Norm of the North. This is gonna be a great week.

[MrFanaticGuy34]

Jeez........4% on RT by critics....and 49% by audience and plummeting.....

 

Not very surprising.

[Mojoguy]

So this movie... it really exists...

[MovieMan89]

Below a 3.0 average rating on RT.

 

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE VIRUS KNOWN AS ROB SCHNEIDER IS ALLOWED TO INFECT ANIMATION. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[Yandereprime101189]

This movie makes me wonder if Rob turned down a role in Hotel Transylvania and regretted it and jumped at the first animated movie he could get his hands on.

 

 

[RichWS]

Rob Schenider. 

 

Jesus Christ. 

[MovieMan89]

5 minutes ago, RichWS said:

Rob Schenider. 

 

Jesus Christ. 

I'm fairly certain the power of Christ compels that name. Surprised you could type them so close to each other. 

[filmlover]

5 minutes ago, RichWS said:

Rob Schenider. 

 

Jesus Christ. 

And Heather Graham too. When was this made, 2001?

[MovieMan89]

3 hours ago, Yandereprime101189 said:

This movie makes me wonder if Rob turned down a role in Hotel Transylvania and regretted it and jumped at the first animated movie he could get his hands on.

 

 

That could be so, though it's probably more a case of Schneider realizing no adult on earth is going to pay to see him in a starring role anymore, so now his only hope is to prey on poor innocent children. 

[Nutterbutter]

The one fresh review has now been changed to rotten; score back at 0. Heh.

[AniNate]

Rob Schneider: Making Adam Sandler look respectable since 1998

[stripe]

That sad moment when you realize that Norm of the North is going to outgross Shaun the Sheep

 

 

Our children are damned

Edited January 19, 2016 by stripe