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The scene opens on the eyes of Adam Driver, you can see his greasy, sweat soaked faced.  It slowly pans out, showing those monstrous pecks, and abs.  The background is hilly grass and you see Driver reload and fire off in the distance.  The camera is still slowly panning out so you can see the action going on.  It's completely chaotic, monstrous sky tower forts are being constructed at rapid face.

 

THIS SUMMER

 

You see Adam Driver leaned against a wall inside a building, peering his head around the corner.  He sees a Jonesy with a Pickaxe trying to strike George Washington, who then pump shots Jonesy in the face with a shotgun.  Jonesy evaporates into a digital blue.  Adam Driver's face looks horrified and he begins to run away, it appears George Washington has spotted him.

 

THE BATTLE WILL RAGE ON

 

You see the back of the shirtless Adam Driver running up diagonal wooden planks that appear to be coming out of nowhere, and are sustained by nothing.  As he reaches a ridiculous height the whole structure suddenly evaporates into a pixely blue.  You see George Washington with a pickaxe below, Adam Driver is now free falling.

 

AND A NOOB WILL RISE

 

You see Adam Driver approaches a girl in a pink onesie with a giant bear head, it's Cuddle Team Leader.  Cuddle Team Leader pulls out an SMG and begins spraying, Adam Driver hits a watch on his wrist and wooden wall appears eating the spray from the SMG.  As the wooden wall is knocked down, it appears Cuddle Team Leader is out of ammo and tries to switch weapons, but Adam Driver quickly builds three wooden walls around the poor bear (by touching his wrist watch) and a giant spike trap attached to the back one sets off impaling the pink bear and evaporating her into mist.

 

FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE - RISE OF NOOBMASTER9000

 

The last scene is another Jonesy doing the classic Fortnite default dance in the middle of an open field.  After about three seconds a grenade is dropped, splodin' the Jonesy.

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1 minute ago, A Panda of Ice and Fire said:

The scene opens on the eyes of Adam Driver, you can see his greasy, sweat soaked faced.  It slowly pans out, showing those monstrous pecks, and abs.  The background is hilly grass and you see Driver reload and fire off in the distance.  The camera is still slowly panning out so you can see the action going on.  It's completely chaotic, monstrous sky tower forts are being constructed at rapid face.

 

THIS SUMMER

 

You see Adam Driver leaned against a wall inside a building, peering his head around the corner.  He sees a Jonesy with a Pickaxe trying to strike George Washington, who then pump shots Jonesy in the face with a shotgun.  Jonesy evaporates into a digital blue.  Adam Driver's face looks horrified and he begins to run away, it appears George Washington has spotted him.

 

THE BATTLE WILL RAGE ON

 

You see the back of the shirtless Adam Driver running up diagonal wooden planks that appear to be coming out of nowhere, and are sustained by nothing.  As he reaches a ridiculous height the whole structure suddenly evaporates into a pixely blue.  You see George Washington with a pickaxe below, Adam Driver is now free falling.

 

AND A NOOB WILL RISE

 

You see Adam Driver approaches a girl in a pink onesie with a giant bear head, it's Cuddle Team Leader.  Cuddle Team Leader pulls out an SMG and begins spraying, Adam Driver hits a watch on his wrist and wooden wall appears eating the spray from the SMG.  As the wooden wall is knocked down, it appears Cuddle Team Leader is out of ammo and tries to switch weapons, but Adam Driver quickly builds three wooden walls around the poor bear (by touching his wrist watch) and a giant spike trap attached to the back one sets off impaling the pink bear and evaporating her into mist.

 

FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE - RISE OF NOOBMASTER9000

 

The last scene is another Jonesy doing the classic Fortnite default dance in the middle of an open field.  After about three seconds a grenade is dropped, splodin' the Jonesy.

This is gonna be REALLY Really good or really really bad. I hope it's good

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ALPHA PICTURES PRESENTS...

 

 

(Sorry for not posting this right after the Oscars ceremony. Had an essay to finish and I did want to make some minor tweaks before I posted it.)

 

 

Also not really the first 20 minutes, but rather the first 10-15. The opening sequence ended up being incredibly long and detailed for a "sneak preview", so I wanted to cut back on some of the content.

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3 hours ago, Alpha said:

ALPHA PICTURES PRESENTS...

 

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(Sorry for not posting this right after the Oscars ceremony. Had an essay to finish and I did want to make some minor tweaks before I posted it.)

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Hellooooo most anticipated of Y6.

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Blankments Productions Reflects on Oscar Night

 

A letter from CEO Edward Nadny:

 

Blankments Productions had a strong evening last night! Three of its four nominated films walked home with an award, and we'd like to congratulate everyone.

 

Catherine Martin, Baz Luhrrmann and the team behind Life of Galileo for the Best Costume Design award.

Jake Gyllenhaal, Taika Waititi and the team behind Olive the Other Reindeer for the Best Supporting Actor award. 

Jeff Nichols and the team behind A Woman in the Crowd for the Best Adapted Screenplay and Best Picture award.

 

We are especially proud of the last one, being our company's first ever Best Picture award. Although we've only been around for two years, it sometimes feels like nine years when one takes into accountability the possibility of previous timelines. That may sound insane, but no matter, the point is this company has always tried to improve on itself, and we feel as though with the particular win, a milestone has been reached in our company's longer than traditionally counted history.

 

Here at Blankments Productions, we always strive to deliver the best possible films for your pleasure, and with this Oscar and the other awards won last night, we are highly grateful for the opportunity we have to deliver stories audiences and critics love. Thank you, Academy, for a lovely night, and to audiences around the world, we're looking forward to bringing you films such as Alfonso Cuaron's Children of Eden, Adrian Molina's Carmen's Voyage, and Nicholas Stoller's Plus One among others in the coming year.

 

Thank you again!

 

Sincerely yours,

Edward Nadny

 

P.S. Congratulations once again especially to Jake Gyllenhaal, whose villain curse has finally been lifted with an Oscar! Now you can start taking actual roles again!

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Letter From Cookie Pictures President and CEO Sebastian Peters Following Oscar Ceremony

 

Spoiler

 

With the awards tallied, Cookie Pictures has amassed a total of twenty Oscar awards over its five year run. I’m writing this letter to deliver personal congratulations to the cast and crews of the following films:

 

The Hunchback of Notre Dame with its spellbinding treatment of the timeless tale, and Alan Menken and Stephen Schwartz’s award-winning rendition of ”Angel’s Touch”.

 

The Road to El Dorado and the incredibly talented costume design team bringing the fashion of the city of gold to life.

 

From Earth to Infinity: An Odyssey Through Space and director Tori Meyer’s awe-inspiring depiction of the great depths of our solar system and beyond into the vast infinity of our endless universe.

 

The Scavenger Wars with its fantastic visual effects and sound editing, the music of composer James Newton Howard and the incredibly talented cast and crew, with special praise going to Letitia Wright and Jason Isaacs.

 

The Number One Dime and director Mark Dindal for showing that even features starring cartoon ducks have engrossing stories to tell, with hope that David Tennant and Cate Blanchett’s iconic renditions of the adventurous Scrooge McDuck and the vengeful Magica De Spell will continue to delight and surprise audiences for years to come.

 

Special mention to Endless Entertainment’s Kingdom of the Sun and its award-winning costume design, which Cookie Pictures was more than delighted to assist with.

 

And now with four awards for our latest film The Scavenger Wars Part II, I would like to personally congratulate:

 

Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Letitia Wright, Sasha Lane, Bex Taylor-Klaus, Taissa Farmiga, Kenneth Branagh, Laurence Fishburne, Andy Serkis with Sarah Paulson, Holli Hunter, Michelle Yeoh, Cliff Curtis, Forest Whitaker, Janelle Monae, Nabiyah Be, Lauren Veléz, Olivia, Harry Lennix and Chiwetel Ejiofor for being part of an amazing ensemble.

 

- Our award-winning production design crew for bringing the world of Khouga to life for a second time, both physical and spiritual.

 

- Our two-time winning Sound team for delivering an auditory experience unrivaled by none.

 

- And special congratulations reserved for last for Ben Foster and his chilling rendition as the smarmy, smirking, devilish and menacing Scavenger politcian/revolutionary Jarek, and our ever incredible visual effects team for enhancing his performance to new heights. We hope to collaborate with Foster many more times in the future.

 

I’d also like to extend outward congratulations to Daniel Craig and Lager Pictures Bambi: A Life in the Woods for joining Foster in the Supporting Voice award, and of course Cookie Pictures mainstay Daniel Henney for his incredible performance as Martin Nguyen in New Journey Pictures Yin. His return to the Voltron franchise with this summer’s Voltron: The Hunted will be much anticipated.

 

And of course huge contragulations to Blakments Productions for their Best Picture win with A Woman in the Crowd. A huge thanks to all films and studios nominated for making CAYOM a great place.

 

Cookie Pictures hope to deliver further great tales and will never cease pursuit of bigger, better and more involving experiences in the years to come, including the aforementioned Voltron: The Hunted, DragonBorns, The Argonaut of White Agony Creek, The Scavenger Wars Part III, SkyRiders, Zelda and many more.

 

Signed

Sebastian Peters

President and CEO of Cookie Pictures

Burbank, California

 

 

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14 hours ago, Reddroast said:

Horizon Entertainment has hired Gareth Edwards for a project to be announced after the Oscars. Mob Psycho 100 has been pushed back to y7

Ryan Potter has joined this mysterious project as one of the leads. Ben Mendelsohn in talks for a supporting role. Kenneth Branagh is rumored to be the villain. Asa Butterfield is rumored to be the other lead

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3 hours ago, Reddroast said:

Ryan Potter has joined this mysterious project as one of the leads. Ben Mendelsohn in talks for a supporting role. Kenneth Branagh is rumored to be the villain. Asa Butterfield is rumored to be the other lead

Tessa Thompson, Armie Hammer, Olivia Cooke, Priyanka Chopra and Taron Edgerton have all joined the project. 

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3 hours ago, Reddroast said:

Ryan Potter has joined this mysterious project as one of the leads. Ben Mendelsohn in talks for a supporting role. Kenneth Branagh is rumored to be the villain. Asa Butterfield is rumored to be the other lead

 

9 minutes ago, Reddroast said:

Tessa Thompson, Armie Hammer, Olivia Cooke, Priyanka Chopra and Taron Edgerton have all joined the project. 

Daisy Ridley, Jessica Henwick and the immortal Keanu Reeves join the project 

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5 minutes ago, Reddroast said:

 

Daisy Ridley, Jessica Henwick and the immortal Keanu Reeves join the project 

Ross Butler and Kimiko Glenn and McKenna Grace have been cast. Charlie Heaton and Hera Hilmar are cast as two leads alongside Ryan Potter and Jessica Henwick.

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News has struck of two hires from Panda Studios for two movies in pre-production.

 

Ang Lee has been hired to helm a new movie with an unannounced release date currently in pre-production.  Some set building has been going on in China.  The current synopsis of the film simply states, “A young Panda goes on a journey to rescue her parents kidnapped by poachers.”

 

Another film in pre-production has currently signed on Bradley Cooper to direct.  There is no stated title, simply a synopsis stating, “The rise in popularity of a Christian band and the impending fallout when the lead member is discovered to be an atheist.”

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17 minutes ago, Spaghetti said:

@CayomMagazine

 

Following an overall examination of Y6 output, it is likely that Bridgette/Teyonnah may be delayed to Y7. This is to ensure strong enough planning and focus for an Oscar campaign next year.

Tamara gets shafted again...

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