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[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, tawasal said:

Awkwardness is good, it's better than nothing. 

The air is already awkward as fuck between her and I. Why would I make that significantly worse?

 

1 minute ago, MrGamer said:

Also, did Han actually give himself a wet willy? 

Not a wet willy per se, but close to it.

[Ethan Hunt]

1 minute ago, Rorschach said:

9/69 for me

Which ones?

 

[robertman2]

sex with the risk of getting caught makes it hotter

[Jake Gittes]

2 minutes ago, MrGamer said:

Nice

We are were on the perfect page for this right now too.

Edited February 24, 2018 by Jake Gittes

[ACSlater]

1 minute ago, MrGamer said:

Also, did Han actually give himself a sex willy? 

 

Fixed it for you.

[Ethan Hunt]

Just now, RobrtmanAStarWarsReference said:

sex with the risk of getting caught makes it hotter

Highly recommend blowjobs in movie theaters 

[MrGamer]

Just now, WrathOfHan said:

Not a wet willy per se, but close to it.

You seriously got convinced by someone on the internet to give yourself a wet willy? 

 

[Blankments]

Basically I walked into the party about an hour after it started, and her arms were around the guy who she saw Ragnarok with. Then later, I saw her run up to a mutual friends of ours who told her not to worry about this other guy, let's call him Finn, because "Finn's an asshole and you deserve better." but here's the thing I know there's a very common denominator between Finn, the Ragnarok guy, and the other guys I've seen her be attractive in and that's that they're coordinated dancers who are buff and shit and I'm not that type of person at all. The only time she really acknowledged me during the party at all was when i was dancing really shit-ly while drunk and it was definitely a laughing at type of thing, and moreover, she was fucking GONE the whole time, like wasted/high on some edible so even if I were to try to talk to her she wasn't even there. To top it all off, when I was sitting down trying not to break down crying at the end of the party (I was really drunk too), a friend of mine tried to "cheer me up" by saying there are other women in the world and "look at you, you've never had a relationship; I'm an expert on this stuff, believe me" which is the point where I decided just to get up and leave and realize that she'd never be into me the way I am into her.

 

(P.S. fuck paragraph structure, you can read it in a big chunk.)

[tawasal]

No matter how much you have done it's good knowing that you will get this 

 

You 've done X out of 69 naughty things.

 

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, MrGamer said:

You seriously got convinced by someone on the internet to give yourself a wet willy? 

 

When you're bored on a Saturday.........

[That One Girl]

11 minutes ago, Telehilation said:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/how-bad-are-you?utm_term=.ulGLWEPY8v#.yqVg79QEWd

 

11/69

[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, Blank Panther said:

Basically I walked into the party about an hour after it started, and her arms were around the guy who she saw Ragnarok with. Then later, I saw her run up to a mutual friends of ours who told her not to worry about this other guy, let's call him Finn, because "Finn's an asshole and you deserve better." but here's the thing I know there's a very common denominator between Finn, the Ragnarok guy, and the other guys I've seen her be attractive in and that's that they're coordinated dancers who are buff and shit and I'm not that type of person at all. The only time she really acknowledged me during the party at all was when i was dancing really shit-ly while drunk and it was definitely a laughing at type of thing, and moreover, she was fucking GONE the whole time, like wasted/high on some edible so even if I were to try to talk to her she wasn't even there. To top it all off, when I was sitting down trying not to break down crying at the end of the party (I was really drunk too), a friend of mine tried to "cheer me up" by saying there are other women in the world and "look at you, you've never had a relationship; I'm an expert on this stuff, believe me" which is the point where I decided just to get up and leave and realize that she'd never be into me the way I am into her.

 

(P.S. fuck paragraph structure, you can read it in a big chunk.)

  

[robertman2]

2 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Highly recommend blowjobs in movie theaters 

They are wonderful. Eating a girl out is also a lot of fun.

[MrGamer]

2 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

When you're bored on a Saturday.........

This generation's so fucked. 

[Plain Old Tele]

2 minutes ago, Blank Panther said:

Basically I walked into the party about an hour after it started, and her arms were around the guy who she saw Ragnarok with. Then later, I saw her run up to a mutual friends of ours who told her not to worry about this other guy, let's call him Finn, because "Finn's an asshole and you deserve better." but here's the thing I know there's a very common denominator between Finn, the Ragnarok guy, and the other guys I've seen her be attractive in and that's that they're coordinated dancers who are buff and shit and I'm not that type of person at all. The only time she really acknowledged me during the party at all was when i was dancing really shit-ly while drunk and it was definitely a laughing at type of thing, and moreover, she was fucking GONE the whole time, like wasted/high on some edible so even if I were to try to talk to her she wasn't even there. To top it all off, when I was sitting down trying not to break down crying at the end of the party (I was really drunk too), a friend of mine tried to "cheer me up" by saying there are other women in the world and "look at you, you've never had a relationship; I'm an expert on this stuff, believe me" which is the point where I decided just to get up and leave and realize that she'd never be into me the way I am into her.

 

(P.S. fuck paragraph structure, you can read it in a big chunk.)

 

tbh, and I know it seems easier said than done, but it’s time to get out of your own head. Or, to put it another way, what you think isn’t reality. What you think doesn’t really matter, not in terms of other people and how they react.

[ACSlater]

1 minute ago, Blank Panther said:

Basically I walked into the party about an hour after it started, and her arms were around the guy who she saw Ragnarok with. Then later, I saw her run up to a mutual friends of ours who told her not to worry about this other guy, let's call him Finn, because "Finn's an asshole and you deserve better." but here's the thing I know there's a very common denominator between Finn, the Ragnarok guy, and the other guys I've seen her be attractive in and that's that they're coordinated dancers who are buff and shit and I'm not that type of person at all. The only time she really acknowledged me during the party at all was when i was dancing really shit-ly while drunk and it was definitely a laughing at type of thing, and moreover, she was fucking GONE the whole time, like wasted/high on some edible so even if I were to try to talk to her she wasn't even there. To top it all off, when I was sitting down trying not to break down crying at the end of the party (I was really drunk too), a friend of mine tried to "cheer me up" by saying there are other women in the world and "look at you, you've never had a relationship; I'm an expert on this stuff, believe me" which is the point where I decided just to get up and leave and realize that she'd never be into me the way I am into her.

 

(P.S. fuck paragraph structure, you can read it in a big chunk.)

 

Does she even know you have a thing for you? 

 

And there is so much pussy in the world.

Look at me, staring at a divorce which is going to cost me at least a couple million. 

 

And what do I do? Cry, fuck no. I am f*cking every hot blonde model wannabe from here to Boston. 

 

Women are dime a dozen. They just use you. Might as well use them back.

[robertman2]

14 minutes ago, Telehilation said:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/how-bad-are-you?utm_term=.ulGLWEPY8v#.yqVg79QEWd

20/69

[Ethan Hunt]

1 minute ago, RobrtmanAStarWarsReference said:

They are wonderful. Eating a girl out is also a lot of fun.

That sounds way harder. I mean I totally wanted to but thought that might give us a way

[Rorschach]

4 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Which ones?

 

Correction: 10/69

 

Drank alcohol, Received nudes, Watched porn, Fantasized about a friend's significant other, Cheated on a test, Shoplifted, Trespass on private property, Opened someone's email or message w/o permission, Questionable search history.

 

And the easiest one: Cussing 

[WrathOfHan]

6 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Highly recommend blowjobs in movie theaters 

Why? I go to a movie to see a movie.