zlazer Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Title change please"ANOTHER PLACE TO BITCH ABOUT TDKR" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAR Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Both Rise of the Silver Surfer and Green Lantern's main threat is a cloud. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dashrendar44 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 (edited) Edited December 26, 2012 by dashrendar44 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 In the beginning of Fast Five where VIn and Paul surivive that suuuuuper long fall into the water off the cliff from a speeding car. I still remember all the audible laughter it got in the theater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishstick Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Knightmare giving a laughable speech to pirates in POTC3. Nobody would ever let Knightmare screech first 3 sylables without putting a bullet through her head let alone let her finish the speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letsuseournoggin Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Cowboys and Aliens - too many to listPeter Parker's stupid as all shit dance sequence.Attack of the Clones - Portman and Christensen dialogue "You're breaking my heart!"Talia's death in TDKR - I love this movie to pieces, but I fuckin cringe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accursed Arachnid!™ Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Both Rise of the Silver Surfer and Green Lantern's main threat is a cloud. GL is more guilty here, since FF2 came out 4 years before it. To all future comic book films: Don't have a cloud as the main enemy. Thanks in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Many stupid Friday the 13th moments: In part IV, Sam is killed after she strips naked and swims out to a rubber dingy. This is in the middle of the lake. She is killed by Jason’s machete. This means Jason swam out to kill her. Jason wasn’t a good swimmer as mentioned by his mom and drowning was how he initially died. Why would he swim out to kill anyone? At the end of Friday the 13th Part VI, Jason has hit neck cut wide open by a propeller and then he is left to die at the bottom of Crystal Lake. I know that Tommy says that for Jason to be killed he has to return to the place that initially killed him, the lake. But in part VII, he is still there. No one has found him while fishing, or swimming or boating. There is just a dead man in a hockey mask resting about two feet under the water, anchored down by rock. Does no one live in Crystal Lake? part 3, when Chris and Rick are talking by themselves after he leaves because of Shelly getting his window broken, she tells him a story of being attacked by a hideous looking man in the middle of the woods. This of course is Jason, but she tells of trying to get away from Jason, being in his grasp, blacking out and then waking up in her bed. This is impossible also and it is another brilliant turn from the scriptwriters. What did Jason do? Have her in his grasp, watch her pass out, and then let her go because he no longer wanted to kill her? And then did he carry her to her home, knock on the door and give her back to her dad? It seems like Part 3 is ripe for criticism. Strangely enough it is one of my favourite episodes but it is just so inept at times. There is a scene where Rick gets his eyeball squeezed out of his socket and it jumps out at the audience in glorious 3D. 30 seconds before that he is being held by Jason just out of sight from Chris. Jason has his hand over his mouth. Rick can’t seem to scream or make any noise. Chris is about two feet away from him so all he would have to do is make the slightest sound and she would have heard him. But the director (Steve Miner) would have you believe that if you cover someone’s mouth with your hand, they can make no sound. Go ahead and try it. Cover your mouth and then try to scream. See what kind of noise comes out. In Part IV, Jason kills Tina, one of the twins, by pulling her out of a 2nd story window. Two things. One, how did he get there as her and Jimbo just finished having sex in that bedroom, so he couldn’t have snuck in and then let himself out onto the overhang. And two, there is no overhang. If you watch the scene, it literally looks like he is In Part 2, Alice is the only surviving member from the first. She is back at home in the middle of the city somewhere. She is then killed by Jason. How did he know where she lives and how did he get there? In Friday the 13th part V, the New Beginning, Roy, the paramedic, becomes Jason. Roy too is about 5’9 and he is a little chunky. But I’m willing to ignore that. Maybe he wore a slimming suit when he donned the mask. Maybe he wore really big boots to make him taller. All of this is possible. What isn’t possible is that Roy, the very much alive and very much normal human being, cannot shatter wooden doors, he cannot take a machete to the chest and he cannot take a bulldozer to the stomach and keep going like nothing happened. Jason can do this, because he is Jason. Roy cannot do this because he drives a frikkin ambulance. Characters mistake short, fat guys for tall, lean, muscular un-dead men. Two funny scenarios for this are when Shelly goes into the barn in a wet suit in part 3, and because he is carrying the harpoon and mask, Vera mistakes Jason for him just before he shoots the harpoon into her eye. Shelly is about 5’9 and round. Jason in part 3 is about 6’5 and shaped like a statue. No way you could mistake one for the other. The other is our lovely couple at the beginning of 3 again. Jason, our 6’5 powerhouse, is standing in the yard as Edna’s laundry blows in the wind. She sees him and says, “Harold?” as she just finished watching the news which told her that there was a slaughter at Crystal Lake the night before and the killer has not been caught. Stupid, stupid, stupid. And the number one stupidest and funniest observation about Friday the 13th, might make you a bit queasy. I hope you are not having lunch. The characters in Friday the 13th are some of the most disgusting characters in movie history. There are three instances where people are doing their business in the bathroom and they do not wipe their behinds before going off to find out what they strange noise was. Harold, the roadside convenience store owner at the beginning of 3, also in 3, the Cheech and Chong dude and in part V, Damon, the older brother of Reggie, all are on the toilet, hear a strange noise and then pull up their pants after doing a number 2. Damon is the worse of the bunch as you hear him doing his business but no TP is used for the bung hole. Very unsavoury individuals. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
druv10 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 GL is more guilty here, since FF2 came out 4 years before it.But what moron decided cloud Galactus was a good idea and I guess, same moron decided SS will kill him, even though he gave him only a tiny portion of his own powers. There really are some stupid moments in FF2. I still shake my head at it. It could have been great and well we were left with an utter abomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Bit old school but in Rambo III, Rambo pushes out a piece of wood from his obliques, uses gun powder to cauterize the wound, which basically lights his insides up. Then in the next scene he is seen climbing a mountain. RIGHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Nevada Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 "You know what happens to frog when it gets hit by lightning?"..."Same thing that happens to everything else!"Wtf?! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Gary Scott Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 The ending to saw 1 i know people love it but i thought it was stupid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnetMan Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Samuel L. Jackson driving by the manhole at the exact moment that Bruce Willis is ejected from it by rushing water in Die Hard With A Vengenance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Almost every scene in Tree of Life. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Nevada Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Almost every scene in Tree of Life. Boo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Gary Scott Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Ill admit it i got nothing of what happened in TOL 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Nevada Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Ill admit it i got nothing of what happened in TOL I didnt get some of it either, and i have problems with the movie but i was interested and amazed through the whole thing. I liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmasterclay Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Almost every scene in Tree of Life. This, as well as almost every scene after the first 30 minutes in The Master. Me no likey pretentious movies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Everytime Caviezel had one of his dream sequences in Thin Red Line, it made me want to puke. I would have cheated on him too if I was his wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dashrendar44 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) Almost every scene in Tree of Life. It's too convey how stupid and ridiculous life is in the grand scheme of the universe. That's why it's beautiful. Edited December 27, 2012 by dashrendar44 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
