Wadey Wilsoney Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 (edited) End of Days: Arnie is preparing to take on the Devil, when suddenly Father Kovak discovers that if you turn "1999" upside down you get "666". And, er, "1". Good to see all those years at theological college weren't wasted. Stupid!Signs: alien invades home, gets killed by glass of water. Stupid! So aliens invade planet that's two-thirds of the stuff? Stupider!Name your stupidest movie moments. Edited December 26, 2012 by Wadey Wilsoney 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddddeeee Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 In Friday the 13th Part II a girl is flirting with a guy in a wheelchair downstairs. She leaves to freshen up and when she comes back and notices he's not there, where does she go? Upstairs... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Gary Scott Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Sinister ethan hawke never turns the freaking lights on! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessie Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 (edited) Harry potter - why didn't they just shoot voldemort? Lets see that fucker try and dodge a bullet.LOTR - why not just fly the eagles to destroy the ring? Would have saved a lot of lives and maybe 8 hours of footage.Any James bond movie - why doesn't the villain ever just kill bond when he has the perfect chance to?Green Lantern - Green Lantern imagines a spring to bounce an oil tanker in the air, then imagines a machine gun to blow it up... Wouldn't a missile have been easier? He can imagine whatever he want, a mini nuke, cluster grenade, massive flamethrower but no. Edited December 25, 2012 by Jessie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vc2002 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 (edited) Oh boy I found lots of stupid moments in TDKR... the best one is of cause Cobb's wife stabbing a knife into Batman and saying "I'm the one behind all these, bitch!". Edited December 26, 2012 by vc2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctis Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Guns won't work in Harry Potter. Literally, not even electronics do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Marvel Fanboy Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Most movies have stupid moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishstick Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 (edited) Shriekapoo. Nuff said. The bitch is supposed to react instantly but oh hell no. She has time to ceremonially take off her helmet (which means she can`t defend herself because her fuckin hands are busy with irrelevant shit) and then ceremonially shake her hair like in a shampoo commercial (again, defenseless without clear focus due to head shaking and all the hair falling over her face), then to say a cheesy Buffy knock-off Girl Power line which is basically a threat so you should get on gard, then shiek, then make some sort of half pirouette and then stab the enemy who in reality would have killed her while she was trying to remove the helmet. Hence why the scene is dumber than Rolan Emmerich shit such as people outrunning the frost in DAT. Edited December 26, 2012 by fishnets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopher Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 An argument over 2 cents leads to Uncle Ben's death. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FilmBuff Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 The Dark Knight Rises-Why not just nuke the city and get it over with? Stupidest thing I've seen in a movie all year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vc2002 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 The Dark Knight Rises-Why not just nuke the city and get it over with? Stupidest thing I've seen in a movie all year.Yes that's what made the entire plot stupid as hell, but this thread is about stupid moments, not stupid plots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dashrendar44 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 (edited) But Bane shouting "IMPOSSIBLE" when seeing the burning batsignal on the bridge was a stupid moment though. You spare your enemy's life and left him alive in a pit with a giant overture to escape with cheerleaders "prison" mates to do so, as for the Gotham news TV channel plugged out of nowhere to keep him aware and a magical backhealing therapist to help him staying alive and getting back on track in 2 weeks with a friggin' rope and pushups. He's the friggin' Batman trained by the LOS, and you're still dumbfounded he managed to come back expressing it loud like some kind of implausible resurrection? Or Daggett-Selina Kyle dialogue when she asks him about giving her the criminal record erasing/clean slate device. Daggett's line: "Do you mean that criminal record erasing electronic device I may possess and eventually trade you so you can possibly get away clean of your cat burglar deeds so you can live a happy new life and flee free at the end of the movie? Sure Ma'am, well no that tabula rasa device don't really exist actually" Clunky exposition only made for the audience like Nolan needs to explain what is the device and didn't find any other way even if both characters know exactly what it is at this point of the movie. Edited December 26, 2012 by dashrendar44 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vc2002 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 (edited) One of the most-seen stupid moments in movies is after a person hangs up the phone, the one on the other side is still yelling something like "hello, hello, Jason are you there??". Well, I dont know how those movies writers' phones work, but if someone hangs up my call, my phone will give me the disconnections sound, and even a 5 year-old girl will know that the call has been stopped and you gotta re-dial again to get to speak to the person on the other side. Edited December 26, 2012 by vc2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommycruise Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 transformers revenge of the fallen: the part where the huge transformer is climbing the pyramid and the guy says "im beneath the enemys scrotum" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadey Wilsoney Posted December 26, 2012 Author Share Posted December 26, 2012 transformers revenge of the fallen: the part where the huge transformer is climbing the pyramid and the guy says "im beneath the enemys scrotum"Adding to that, the fact that the harvester/doomsday machine was part of that pyramid - pure sci-fi shlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Futurist Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 PROMETHEUSTHE WHOLE DAMN MOVIE PLUS BONUS SCENES, ALTERNATE TAKES, BLOOPERS : EVERYTHING !THE EPITOME OF STUPID, A LANDMARK, AN HISTORICAL ACHIEVEMENT IN DUMBNESS ! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victoriastone14 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 I think almost everymovie will have a stupid movie moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 (edited) But Bane shouting "IMPOSSIBLE" when seeing the burning batsignal on the bridge was a stupid moment though. You spare your enemy's life and left him alive in a pit with a giant overture to escape with cheerleaders "prison" mates to do so, as for the Gotham news TV channel plugged out of nowhere to keep him aware and a magical backhealing therapist to help him staying alive and getting back on track in 2 weeks with a friggin' rope and pushups. He's the friggin' Batman trained by the LOS, and you're still dumbfounded he managed to come back expressing it loud like some kind of implausible resurrection? Not to mention by this point Talia has seen Bruce and Bane had asked for her to be brought to him. So why would Talia conveniently forget to go "Hey dipshit, you fucked up in ensuring that Bruce Wayne could never get out." Edited December 26, 2012 by 4815162342 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadey Wilsoney Posted December 26, 2012 Author Share Posted December 26, 2012 Ang Lee's Hulk versus mutant poodles... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accursed Arachnid!™ Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 An argument over 2 cents leads to Uncle Ben's death.A childish game involving a rock leads to Bruce Wayne's parents' deaths. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
