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14 hours ago, IronJimbo said:

Do you reckon anyone can beat Avatar before 2025 or will Avatar have the top 5 slots.

I think in 2026, it might look like this:

Avatar 2

Avatar

Avatar 5

Titanic

Avatar 4

The Force Awakens

Avatar 3

 

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13 hours ago, IronJimbo said:

I've got a feeling they'll start revising their predictions early 2020 and they'll claim it was obvious all along.

Then they better start making those prediction in this thread now!

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8 hours ago, Deuce66 said:

Aliens came out 7 years after Alien

T2 came out 7 years after T1

 

Avatar II or whatever they decide to call it, 11 years 

 

clearly JC doesn't rush product out for the easy quick $

 

 

In an age of pumping movies people seem to forget that taking your time pays off. 

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2 minutes ago, StevenG said:

Oh god, no.

RDJ has become Depp.

Brings an annoying schtick to every role.

Just let him enjoy his MCU money (but make him stay on his MCU lane)...

hahaha

 

I was of course assuming he would have to scrap his schtick and take the role seriously

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1 minute ago, vc2002 said:

 

Sorry Robert you're not as good as Josh Brolin.:redcapes:

it's 2059... you're Josh Brolin in your deathbed watching TV.

 

Avatar 50th anniversary party comes on TV... > 3 billie watchers world wide. Giant crowd fills 500k capacity outdoor stadium. Everyone is holding hands doing the Na'vi tree of souls ritual to pay respects to the late Jim Cameron who died last year at 103 years of age.

 

An AMP suit walks onto the stage with blacked out windows. It reaches the centre of the stage and faces the audience, it's cockpit opens up but smoke covers the silhouette of the driver. As the smoke clears the AMP suit driver fist pumps and screams "GET SOMEE!". The crowderupts, teary close ups, waving arms, chanting. You know that voice, the smoke clears, yes it's him, it's the guy who got the role you turned down.

 

"GET SOME" fist pump, crowd roars

"GET SOME" fist pump, crowd roars

"GET SOME" fist pump, crowd roars

"GET SOME" fist pump, crowd roars

 

"turn this shit off son!!!" you scream
 

*COUGH* *COUGH*

"GET SOME" fist pump, crowd roars

"GET SOME" fist pump, crowd roars

 

TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFF

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20 minutes ago, IronJimbo said:

it's 2059... you're Josh Brolin in your deathbed watching TV.

 

Avatar 50th anniversary party comes on TV... > 3 billie watchers world wide. Giant crowd fills 500k capacity outdoor stadium. Everyone is holding hands doing the Na'vi tree of souls ritual to pay respects to the late Jim Cameron who died last year at 103 years of age.

 

An AMP suit walks onto the stage with blacked out windows. It reaches the centre of the stage and faces the audience, it's cockpit opens up but smoke covers the silhouette of the driver. As the smoke clears the AMP suit driver fist pumps and screams "GET SOMEE!". The crowderupts, teary close ups, waving arms, chanting. You know that voice, the smoke clears, yes it's him, it's the guy who got the role you turned down.

 

"GET SOME" fist pump, crowd roars

"GET SOME" fist pump, crowd roars

"GET SOME" fist pump, crowd roars

"GET SOME" fist pump, crowd roars

 

"turn this shit off son!!!" you scream
 

*COUGH* *COUGH*

"GET SOME" fist pump, crowd roars

"GET SOME" fist pump, crowd roars

 

TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFF

 

I bet you were typing this post while masturbating to an Avatar poster.

 

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, vc2002 said:

 

I bet you were typing this post while masturbating to an Avatar poster.

hnnn GET SOME... ARGHHHH GET SOME... UHHHHH GET SOME.. YEEEAHH BABY GET UHHHH S AHHHH OME... g.. et some

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, vc2002 said:

 

IronJimbo's wettest dream

 

avatar_pitufo.jpg

 

 

I find it quite strange that equating two things to each other because they're blue is seen as A-OKAY, but were this done for any actually extant race it'd be decried as ridiculously bigoted. 

 

I might need to explore this topic further. 

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4 minutes ago, IronJimbo said:
7 minutes ago, vc2002 said:

 

IronJimbo's wettest dream

 

avatar_pitufo.jpg

 

 

 

get that disgusting little cretin away from that Na'vi

 

 

 

Come on you know deep in your heart you'd give anything to be that "disgusting little cretin".

 

 

 

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Just now, IronJimbo said:

I think Jim may have purposely spoke his true thoughts about Marvel to start the Avatar hype train rolling.

 

@vc2002 navi women are for loving not molesting

Jim knows exactly what he's doing. The fact that they're all so rattled by his correct diagnosis of hyper-gonadal males with no families shows that. 

 

Jim is a genius, inventor, and all round thoughtful guy, the people screeching about him are the equivalent of slime on his shoes. 

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1 minute ago, JamesCameronScholar said:

Jim knows exactly what he's doing. The fact that they're all so rattled by his correct diagnosis of hyper-gonadal males with no families shows that. 

 

Jim is a genius, inventor, and all round thoughtful guy, the people screeching about him are the equivalent of slime on his shoes. 

ye but... says the guy whose making 4 avatar sequels

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