MEH-MORIAL DAY WEEKEND BOX OFFICE | Abandon all hope, the box office is dead. 3 day weekend #s X-Men 65M, Alice 28.1M, Angry Birds 18.7M, Civil War 15.1M, Neighbors 9.1M. Bad openings, horrible holdovers.

[CJohn]

1 minute ago, Arlborn said:

Please. Barcelona alone has 3 better players than that pretender. There's only one Ronaldo and he won 2 world cups.

 

Pep and Simeone are so much better than the Arrigant One. He almost relegated Chelsea 

Seriously? We are just gonna forget how many titles Mourinho won in his life?  

[narniadis]

Yeah - that 52m for the 4 day would be bland, bad and horrible all at the same time. it needs at least 60m to be considered for 120m and while most of us know a big drop is in order I can't see it going that low.

[MCKillswitch123]

Bitch please, Mourinho won titles pratically anywhere and everywhere he went. And at best, I see only two players who are on the same level as Ronaldo, in Messi and Neymar. Suarez? Not really.

 

16 minutes ago, CJohn said:

Tomorrowland, the biggest troll job in the history of troll jobs, did 42M last Memorial Weekend. I can't see Alice going under 50M.

 

I can't believe I was ever actually predicting Tomorrowland to go a billion WW 

Edited May 26, 2016 by MCKillswitch123

[grim22]

5 minutes ago, MCKillswitch123 said:

Bitch please, Mourinho won titles pratically anywhere and everywhere he went. And at best, I see only two players who are on the same level as Ronaldo, in Messi and Neymar. Suarez? Not really.

 

Suarez may be the best striker playing currently. His goal scoring senses are second to none (maybe Jamie Vardy comes close this season, but he isn't as consistent). Suarez pretty much can score from almost any position, he isn't a good playmaker though, but that is why Barca have Messi, Neymar and that entire midfield.

 

Also, the reason Mourinho's move is being delayed is hilarious

 

[CJohn]

2 minutes ago, grim22 said:

 

Suarez may be the best striker playing currently. His goal scoring senses are second to none (maybe Jamie Vardy comes close this season, but he isn't as consistent). Suarez pretty much can score from almost any position, he isn't a good playmaker though, but that is why Barca have Messi, Neymar and that entire midfield.

 

Also, the reason Mourinho's move is being delayed is hilarious

 

He already signed. It happened minutes ago. Fucking Jorge Mendes screwed him when he signed with Chelsea for the first time  

 

Also, Jonas scored a ton of goals this year in Benfica. He was the leader of the charts in most of year until Suarez passed him in the last 2 months of the season.

[Arlborn]

10 minutes ago, MCKillswitch123 said:

Bitch please, Mourinho won titles pratically anywhere and everywhere he went. And at best, I see only two players who are on the same level as Ronaldo, in Messi and Neymar. Suarez? Not really.

 

 

 

You gotta be kidding me about Suarez. Have you watched him play at all this year? Best player of the year so far. Just check his goal ratio. Please.

 

Mourinho is a very good coach of course(shitty person though) but he imploded at Real, imploded at Chelsea(2x) and will implode at Manchester. That'll be fun to watch. 

 

I also thought tomorrowland would be a huge hit by the way. It happens...

[grim22]

Just now, CJohn said:

He already signed. It happened minutes ago. Fucking Jorge Mendes screwed him when he signed with Chelsea for the first time  

 

Also, Jonas scored a ton of goals this year in Benfica. He was the leader of the charts in most of year until Suarez passed him in the last 2 months of the season.

 

"Top scorer in the Portuguese Super Liga" is probably the most prestigious title right behind "World's tallest dwarf"  

[CJohn]

2 minutes ago, grim22 said:

 

"Top scorer in the Portuguese Super Liga" is probably the most prestigious title right behind "World's tallest dwarf"  

He was the top scorer in Europe for most of the season  

[CJohn]

3 minutes ago, Arlborn said:

You gotta be kidding me about Suarez. Have you watched him play at all this year? Best player of the year so far. Just check his goal ratio. Please.

 

Mourinho is a very good coach of course(shitty person though) but he imploded at Real, imploded at Chelsea(2x) and will implode at Manchester. That'll be fun to watch. 

 

I also thought tomorrowland would be a huge hit by the way. It happens...

Mourinho won the only championship title of Real Madrid in the last 8 years  

 

And Ronaldo will beat the Champions League record of most goals scored in one season, which was already his btw  

[Blankments]

What an early thread for such underwhelming films lol

 

Might be the first Memorial Day Weekend ever I don't go to the theater

[Arlborn]

1 minute ago, CJohn said:

Mourinho won the only championship title of Real Madrid in the last 8 years  

 

And Ronaldo will beat the Champions League record of most goals scored in one season, which was already his btw  

How many titles he won at Real Madrid on how many years again? Hell, how many Champions Leagues? Atlético is winning it this year by the way.

[a2k]

Gitesh Pandya ‏@GiteshPandya 2h2 hours ago

On @Fandango advance sales for #XMenApocalypse running bit below #XMen DOFP. #AliceThroughTheLookingGlass same range as Tomorrowland.

4 retweets 12 likes

 

Considering online sales is a booming business, matching dofp would itself have signaled a drop so running a bit below translates to decent drop but then everyone expects it to open well below dofp.

 

alice...fandango par with tomorrowland???

Edited May 26, 2016 by a2knet

[CJohn]

2 minutes ago, a2knet said:

Gitesh Pandya ‏@GiteshPandya 2h2 hours ago

On @Fandango advance sales for #XMenApocalypse running bit below #XMen DOFP. #AliceThroughTheLookingGlass same range as Tomorrowland.

4 retweets 12 likes

 

Considering online sales is a booming business, matching dofp would itself have signaled a drop so running a bit below translates to decent drop but then everyone expects it to open well below dofp.

 

alice...fandango below tomorrowland???

HOLY SHIT RIP THESE MOVIES. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE FOLKS.

 

[DAJK]

Well, we all already agree mostly that Apocalypse will do at least 20M less than DOFP for the 4-day, so we shouldn't be too surprised at the advance sales. As for Alice, I'm not sure if this is the type of movie that would have a big Saturday bump, but if the tomorrowland comparison is true, than OS may need to save it big time.

[grim22]

5 minutes ago, a2knet said:

Gitesh Pandya ‏@GiteshPandya 2h2 hours ago

On @Fandango advance sales for #XMenApocalypse running bit below #XMen DOFP. #AliceThroughTheLookingGlass same range as Tomorrowland.

4 retweets 12 likes

 

Considering online sales is a booming business, matching dofp would itself have signaled a drop so running a bit below translates to decent drop but then everyone expects it to open well below dofp.

 

alice...fandango par with tomorrowland???

 

Expected range for Apocalypse based on Australia and UK numbers, a 80-90M 4 day still looking likely. Alice in same range as Tomorrowland is pretty bad, especially since Tomorrowland was probably not a big preseller and Alice has brand recognition.

[MCKillswitch123]

Goddammit, there go 75 points in the casino. Fucking X-Men. Is it too late to change to X-Men/Alice > Tomorrowland/Poltergeist, @CJohn? 

 

19 minutes ago, Arlborn said:

You gotta be kidding me about Suarez. Have you watched him play at all this year? Best player of the year so far. Just check his goal ratio. Please.

 

Mourinho is a very good coach of course(shitty person though) but he imploded at Real, imploded at Chelsea(2x) and will implode at Manchester. That'll be fun to watch. 

 

I also thought tomorrowland would be a huge hit by the way. It happens...

 

He is a great striker, undoubtedly, but like @grim22 said, as a playmaker in general, he's not the best. To me at least, Ronaldo, Messi and Neymar all seem more nuanced as wholes, not just at putting balls in the net. And Mourinho still won the Liga and Copa Del Rey w/Real, and dominated in his 1st Chelsea run (2nd was a flop, for sure). He may implode in Manchester too, but let's not pretend that he's still not one of the best coaches in the world.

Edited May 26, 2016 by MCKillswitch123

[ttr]

 

Expected range for Apocalypse based on Australia and UK numbers, a 80-90M 4 day still looking likely. Alice in same range as Tomorrowland is pretty bad, especially since Tomorrowland was probably not a big preseller and Alice has brand recognition.

Alices RT is going really fast down the drain [emoji53]

[xequalsy]

Wow RIP Alice DOM total if it ends up with ~50M 4 day. Guess the only hope if that is the case is if the audiences actually like Alice and WOM is middling instead of straight up awful. What was the budget for this film?

[DAJK]

Funny story from last night

 

This guy around 20 comes in with his girlfriend. He's wearing a GOTG shirt and says he wants to go to Apocalypse. I was like "sorry but it doesn't open until Friday." He asked if there were any other superhero movies playing and I said "well we do have Civil War which is only here until Thursday."

 

"Nah, I don't like Marvel movies." And he left.

[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, DAJK said:

Funny story from last night

 

This guy around 20 comes in with his girlfriend. He's wearing a GOTG shirt and says he wants to go to Apocalypse. I was like "sorry but it doesn't open until Friday." He asked if there were any other superhero movies playing and I said "well we do have Civil War which is only here until Thursday."

 

"Nah, I don't like Marvel movies." And he left.