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[Dementeleus]

2 minutes ago, trifle said:

 

The Alps are beautiful, ...

 

BUT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!

 

[GiantCALBears]

2 minutes ago, Ozymandias said:

The DCU is becoming an inspiration for aspiring screenwriters because now you don't need a plot or any kind of sufficient character motivation to make successful movies.

 

Dude, Friedberg & Seltzer are already the GOATs in that department.

[Jack Nevada]

I think Julie Delpy had a line some movie about how you should just drop your virgin kid at a brothel and get it over with. Good idea. 

[Dementeleus]

2 minutes ago, Water Bottle said:

 

Stick to women then.

 

Eh, they're happy to oblige.

[ecstasy]

Nothing beats make up sex.

[Water Bottle]

Just now, Jack Nevada said:

I think Julie Delpy had a line some movie about how you should just drop your virgin kid at a brothel and get it over with. Good idea. 

 

That happened on the TV show Weeds.

[Biggestgeekever]

4 minutes ago, DAR said:

This has become a box office therapy session.

 

Yesterday at the doctor's office she pulled a fly  that was stuck in my ear, well more like syringed it out.

 

But then I'm told to pull my pants down so my prostate can be checked.  And while I get the finger up my ass I'm told to relax.  Well I'm sorry it's not in my dna to relax with something up my ass.

Was it a happy ending at least?

[GiantCALBears]

1 minute ago, ecstasy said:

Nothing beats make up sex.

 

Break up sex. /discussion 

[DAR]

3 minutes ago, ecstasy said:

Happens a lot?

Once a year for my checkup

[Arlborn]

1 minute ago, GiantCALBears said:

 

Break up sex. /discussion 

Hate sex is, indeed, the best.

[MrPink]

7 minutes ago, DAR said:

This has become a box office therapy session.

 

Yesterday at the doctor's office she pulled a fly  that was stuck in my ear, well more like syringed it out.

 

But then I'm told to pull my pants down so my prostate can be checked.  And while I get the finger up my ass I'm told to relax.  Well I'm sorry it's not in my dna to relax with something up my ass.

 

From a movie but not sure if appropriate?

 

Spoiler

 

Edited August 6, 2016 by MrPink

[Biggestgeekever]

1 minute ago, GiantCALBears said:

 

Break up sex. /discussion 

Three words: conjugal visit sex.

[DAR]

2 minutes ago, Biggestgeekever said:

Was it a happy ending at least?

Um. I got a clean bill of health.

[ecstasy]

1 minute ago, GiantCALBears said:

 

Break up sex. /discussion 

 

As long as its in the morning.

[DAR]

Um @MrPink Batman Begins us in Freeform/ABC Family.   He fights for love

[ecstasy]

3 minutes ago, DAR said:

Once a year for my checkup

What about the fly? How did that happen?

[Ozymandias]

6 minutes ago, GiantCALBears said:

 

Dude, Friedberg & Seltzer are already the GOATs in that department.

 

I'm talking 150m OWs and 300m+ totals

[CJohn]

This thread delivers.

[MrPink]

Just now, DAR said:

Um @MrPink Batman Begins us in Freeform/ABC Family.   He fights for love

 

FUCK.

 

Olympics? Or Nolan?

 

[Dementeleus]

3 minutes ago, Biggestgeekever said:

Three words: conjugal visit sex.

 

Daddy horny, Michael.