Spaghetti and The Panda Present: THE FIFTH ANNUAL BOFFY AWARDS! La La Land, Arrival, and Zootopia Lead the Pack!

[BadAtGender]

2 minutes ago, Chewy said:

Hell or High Water is great but I refuse to reward any Jeff Bridges cowboy performance. ANY

 

You're enabling him

 

What if you took all his films of him doing the cowboy performance and had him do the dude performance instead. And vice versa.

[aabattery]

Just now, The Panda said:

Best Actress

Kate Beckinsale, Love and Friendship

 

 

 

 

 

 

Probably gonna vote for this just to be contrarian.

 

suck it nerdz

[Blankments]

Just now, 4815162342 said:

Arrival gets nominated on the basis of Max Richter.

Nope. It was my ballot for the first contact scene+that beautiful shot of the ship the first time

[cannastop]

4 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

oh just like the oscars except you guys had to for that furry shit. pervs.

[Ezen Baklattan]

Thank you Panda!!

 

It's my turn now! Don't worry, I'll make sure we're done before too long!

 

Now, let's start with the nominees for our favorite posters that keep this forum spinning!

 

MVP: Most Valuable Poster

 

The nominees are...

 

Emprire City

 

 

Porthos

 

 

RTH

 

 

Telemachos

 

 

 

[CoolioD1]

wow kate beckinsale is a good shout. the rest is pretty basic though. the best actress category is always the most boring every year here because most members won't go near films that they think will give them cooties. 

[aabattery]

1 minute ago, CoolioD1 said:

barton fink is probably his best performance.

 

His part as the Vice-Dean in Community is his best role and performance.

 

[The Futurist]

4 minutes ago, Chewy said:

Hell or High Water is great but I refuse to reward any Jeff Bridges cowboy performance. ANY

 

You're enabling him

 

Is Ben Foster any different in that regard ?

 

Dude s always on 11.

[elcaballero]

7 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

"OH IT'S SMART BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT ANIMALS INSTEAD OF PEOPLE THAT MAKES IT AN ALLEGORY" IT'S NOT SMART THAT STUPID SHIT WITH THE HICK BUNNY BLUEBERRY JUICE OR SOME SHIT WHERE'S RICKY LINKLATER OR SOMETHING. JESUS.

[Fancyarcher]

Glen Powell is a great choice for supporting actor. Nice!

Edited January 27, 2017 by Fancyarcher

[WrathOfHan]

2 minutes ago, AABATTERY said:

 

Probably gonna vote for this just to be contrarian.

 

suck it nerdz

Do it. Hell, maybe I'll join you (and I haven't seen the movie!)

[Arlborn]

3 minutes ago, The Panda said:

And now for another acting category

 

Best Actress

 

 

Kate Beckinsale, Love and Friendship

FUCK YEAH

[The Panda]

And now for my last category before Spaghetti gives the next 18 nominees

 

Best Director

 

Damien Chazelle, La La Land

 

Kenneth Lonergan, Manchester by the Sea

 

David Mackenzie, Hell or High Water

 

Martin Scorsese, Silence

 

(Hail) Denis Villeneuve, Arrival

[CoolioD1]

[MrPink]

6 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

powell is good. and a nolan graduate so pink should at least take solace in that.

 

also john goodman in 10 cloverfield lane is ridiculous. he's played that same role better loads of times. fanboy self-fulfilling prophecies.

 

God dammit he was that dude talking about Wayne in the stock exchange. Didn't even realize this whole time.

[Ezen Baklattan]

And now it's time for a moment with our resident butters, Ethan Hunt!

 

THE BEST "WTF ETHAN HUNT" MOMENT

 

The nominees are....

 

Damien Jizzelle

 

The Goat Incident

 

Butt Grabbing

 

Pretty much anything involving relationships

 

[aabattery]

3 minutes ago, Spaghetti by the Sea said:

 

MVP: Most Valuable Poster

~snip~

 

 

@terrestrial deserved a nom for this tbh.

[Arlborn]

No Taika for best director? To hell with you all.

[Ethan Hunt]

No Shane Black

[The Panda]

Ooops, either Spaghetti forgot I was doing director as well, or I was supposed to announce at the end.

 

Probably the latter, my bad.