WEEKEND THREAD: No one went to the Danger Zone :( 145M JWD, 51.8M TGM, EEAAO reaches 61 DOM

[lorddemaxus]

46 minutes ago, ZurgXXR said:

 

A generous term. 

She's better in that one DTV action movie than some actresses that lead big blockbusters these days.

Edited June 11, 2022 by lorddemaxus

[Menor the Destroyer]

Ralph Breaks The Internet is a good movie.

[AJG]

40 minutes ago, Yandereprime101189 said:

Secret Life of Pets 2 is quite possibly the worst theatrical animated sequel ever made.

This was released into cinemas in the UK

 

[misterpepp]

1 minute ago, AJG said:

This was released into cinemas in the UK

 

Didn't this come out in theaters in the US too? I remember seeing trailers for it. Same with The Jungle Book 2. Was odd in that age of Disney making DTV sequels to all their classics that those two went to theaters for whatever reason.

[DAR]

43 minutes ago, Yandereprime101189 said:

Secret Life of Pets 2 is quite possibly the worst theatrical animated sequel ever made.

Haven’t we had like 7 Ice Age movies?   Not to mention a Nut Job 2?

[grim22]

26 minutes ago, YourMother said:

It’s quite hard to be worse than Ralph Breaks the Internet.

Still a big missed opportunity not naming it "Ralph Wrecks The Internet". 

[DAR]

19 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

netflix movies aren't real!

New Sandler pretty good.

[Avatree]

8 minutes ago, AJG said:

The fact that movie Netflix movie posters look like they could be promotional materials for anything other than a movie really speaks to that “Netflix Films Dont Exist” mentality.

 

Is this a movie poster or an ad for an online casino? Or vodka? Or perfume? Or Magnum Ice Cream? 

 

I mean... if you take the text off the poster, you can say that about any film that doesn't use the generic "faces" poster design.

 

Is this a movie poster or an ad for a jacket brand?

[charlie Jatinder]

So I guess key to more pages is less numbers? Who knew.

[CoolioD1]

5 minutes ago, AJG said:

This was released into cinemas in the UK

 

this and jungle book 2. I remember you could get a free ticket to see them in a happy meal.

[Eric is Quiet]

6 minutes ago, AJG said:

This was released into cinemas in the UK

 

And in the US. I think I actually saw this in theaters, but it could have also been a Blockbuster rental and my brain just combined the two. Jungle Book 2 was also released to theaters. IIRC, the people working at Disney Feature Animation were really not happy these direct-to-video sequels were on the big screen, especially since they were fresh off Atlantis and Treasure Planet bombing.

[Yandereprime101189]

3 minutes ago, DAR said:

Haven’t we had like 7 Ice Age movies?   Not to mention a Nut Job 2?

 

I can stomach the Ice Age sequels because they at least have Scrat (except for Buck Wild. but that's a direct-to-streaming title). Nut Job 2 was always going to be bad.

 

Outside of Harrison Ford and a few of his lines, Secret Life of Pets 2 has no plot, no laughs, no charm. The first film was derivative but there was some spirit to it.

[Avatree]

Jungle Book 2 is the first film I remember seeing in a cinema. I would have been 6 at the time.

[M37]

2 minutes ago, DAR said:

Haven’t we had like 7 Ice Age movies?   Not to mention a Nut Job 2?

and Hoodwinked Too! (now ya'll have me down a rabbit hole)

[Yandereprime101189]

Both Jungle Book 2 and Return to Neverland made more than Treasure Planet globally.

[M37]

5 minutes ago, charlie Jatinder said:

So I guess key to more pages is less numbers? Who knew.

To be fair, I think @Brainbug the Dinosaur is responsible for 13 pages worth alone

[Bigscrubnus]

I think the worst movie involving dinosaurs is either that land of the lost with Will Ferrell or one of the direct o DVD carnosaur sequels 

[Eric is Quiet]

4 minutes ago, Avatree said:

Jungle Book 2 is the first film I remember seeing in a cinema. I would have been 6 at the time.

You poor soul.

[charlie Jatinder]

5 minutes ago, M37 said:

To be fair, I think @Brainbug the Dinosaur is responsible for 13 pages worth alone

you mean to say @Brainbug the Dinosaur is responsible for failure of forum in general for his lack of contribution there?

[AJG]

3 minutes ago, Yandereprime101189 said:

Both Jungle Book 2 and Return to Neverland made more than Treasure Planet globally.

The fact even Disney+ have those two films listed with the direct to dvd stuff pretty much sums up the lasting legacy of that era. Like how did they allow things to get his bad?