Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets | July 21, 2017 | FLOP OF THE YEAR

[Nova]

Let's all come clean about one thing. 

 

Tele doesnt like good movies. 

 

[filmlover]

Footage and pics of Tele's reaction from after the screening:
 

Spoiler

 

 

[CJohn]

Tele not liking it means it is good/very good. I am very happy with these news tbh.

[That One Girl]

1 minute ago, CJohn said:

Tele not liking it means it is good/very good. I am very happy with these news tbh.

 

 

TELE LAW 

[filmlover]

1 minute ago, CJohn said:

Tele not liking it means it is good/very good. I am very happy with these news tbh.

STX and Europacorp are celebrating over this news right now. Disaster averted. 

[Brainbug]

11 minutes ago, Nova said:

Let's all come clean about one thing. 

 

Tele doesnt like good movies. 

 

 

That is correct. He hated Jurassic World. Why? Why would one hate such an enjoyable movie? No irony really, its so much fun.

[CJohn]

2 minutes ago, filmlover said:

STX and Europacorp are celebrating over this news right now. Disaster averted. 

Tele just admitted he was trolling and he liked it. Movie is doomed. 

[That One Girl]

Just now, CJohn said:

Tele just admitted he was trolling and he liked it. Movie is doomed. 

 

WHAT.

NNNOONONOONONONOONONONOONONN OT5VYTBHNDWQJRTWFYGIHOWEDFT6GYWHIEW
 

TELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

GODDAMN IT THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS.  GODDAMN IT.  I WAS SO EXCITED AND THEN THIS HAPPENS.

[Dementeleus]

I hate to throw a crimp in @That One Guy's and @CJohn's plans, but I actually really enjoyed it. 

[Arlborn]

Just now, CJohn said:

Tele just admitted he was trolling and he liked it. Movie is doomed. 

What, really?

 

 

Edit:

 

 

Oh... Well, let's hope it's a Wonder Woman case then!

 

Edited June 30, 2017 by Arlborn

[filmlover]

Just now, CJohn said:

Tele just admitted he was trolling and he liked it. Movie is doomed. 

Poor @That One Guy. RIP to both those studios.

[That One Girl]

Just now, Telemachos said:

I hate to throw a crimp in @That One Guy's and @CJohn's plans, but I actually really enjoyed it. 

 

 

You have doomed it.

[Arlborn]

Just now, Telemachos said:

I hate to throw a crimp in @That One Guy's and @CJohn's plans, but I actually really enjoyed it. 

Tell us about Cara.

 

(no, really; I'm curious)

 

Edited June 30, 2017 by Arlborn

[That One Girl]

Maybe Tomato Law can save it?  

[MrPink]

Called that bullshit from a mile away. You idiots

[Water Bottle]

1 minute ago, MrPink said:

Called that bullshit from a mile away. You idiots

 

So fucking easy.

[That One Girl]

1 minute ago, Water Bottle said:

 

So fucking easy.

 

This shit is fucking TRIGGERING to me.

[filmlover]

@Telemachos love for skybeams (I'm gonna guess this movie has at least one because no shit Sherlock) knows no bounds.

[CJohn]

4 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

Maybe Tomato Law can save it?  

It probably won't touch the 70% necessary to save it. The 40-70% range is very dangerous. It works with the people that were already thought it was appealing but it doesn't push beyond that. Valerian is appealing to nobody.

[marveldcfox]

6 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

 

WHAT.

NNNOONONOONONONOONONONOONONN OT5VYTBHNDWQJRTWFYGIHOWEDFT6GYWHIEW
 

TELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

GODDAMN IT THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS.  GODDAMN IT.  I WAS SO EXCITED AND THEN THIS HAPPENS.

hahahaha....game over. Sad really....Oh well...it was good while it lasted.