Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets | July 21, 2017 | FLOP OF THE YEAR

[WeneedtotalkaboutKevin]

2 hours ago, shayhiri said:

As usual, Eastern Europe is way ahead of you folks, when good original scifi/fantasy is concerned.

 

DUNKIRK got just one or two of the smallest screens - while VALERIAN got all the biggest and best screens here. LOL! Valerian will make 10 TIMES more money than Nolan, the cinema managers are not that stupid.

Hell yeah ! I absolutely agree ! The sheep will wake up to THAT ONE TRUTH : Valerian is great and better than most of those movies that try to be blockbuster and artsy-fartsy at the same but fail to do so. Valerian provides just that. 

[WeneedtotalkaboutKevin]

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

Don't worry, in a few years when it becomes a cult classic Valerian will be re-released in all the IMAX screens in the world and we'll be able to watch it in full glory and the re-release alone will make more money than Dunshit ever did.

NOW YOU ARE TALKING. But, I don't think people can handle THAT ONE TRUTH...

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[That One Girl]

Never mind.  I don't stan for Valerian anymore if Kevin is.  Hail Dunkirk.

[Hiccup23]

Just bought my 3D Ultra Screen (closest to IMAX you can get!) tickets for Thursday night! I convinced my bf and my two roommates to go with me!!!!!!

 

Valerian will rise!!! 

 

 

Edited July 19, 2017 by Hiccup23

[WeneedtotalkaboutKevin]

1 hour ago, Hiccup23 said:

Just bought my 3D Ultra Screen (closest to IMAX you can get!) tickets for Thursday night! I convinced my bf and my two roommates to go with me!!!!!!

 

Valerian will rise!!! 

 

 

Baby , that is the spirit ! Valerian will suck up all the oxygen and be the biggest elephant in the room while crushing all those ants on the beach. 

[Kvikk Lunsj]

12 hours ago, That One Guy said:

Never mind.  I don't stan for Valerian anymore if Kevin is.  Hail Dunkirk.

 Valerian was a WB film it would be  a terrible film. Funny how a film studio name makes all the difference. 

Edited July 19, 2017 by Dexter of Suburbia

[Bastien]

38 minutes ago, Dexter of Suburbia said:

 Valerian was a WB film it would be  a razor film. Funny how a film studio name makes all the difference. 

 

Jupiter Ascending ?

[eddyxx]

Damn they are dragging this movie on facebook.

 

https://www.facebook.com/ValerianMovie/videos/10155690868819739/

[That One Girl]

2 minutes ago, eddyxx said:

Damn they are dragging this movie on facebook.

 

https://www.facebook.com/ValerianMovie/videos/10155690868819739/

 

A few people on Facebook don't like something.

 

In other news, water is wet.

[dxmatrixdt]

*star power matters*  if Hayden Christensen was in this, presales would be up!

[ChipDerby]

https://twitter.com/DrewMcWeeny/status/887592086257541120

 

HAHA

[Morieris]

I'm going to keep an eye out for it lmao.

 

Also i'm seeing a lot of "This isn't in our biggest auditorium!" posts around the web, and I hope it's not in ours because our biggest is a little too far from the screen for my tastes.

 

 

The Mummy was in theater 5 it's opening weekend, and while that one is prone to breaking down, it's at least a bit more intimate, which I like. 

[MrGlass2]

Up to an amazing 72%!

[Brainbug]

Some newspapers here in Germany are literally begging people to see this. One has even written down 20 reasons why one should go to the theaters for it

[MrGlass2]

13 minutes ago, Brainbug said:

Some newspapers here in Germany are literally begging people to see this. One has even written down 20 reasons why one should go to the theaters for it

 

Only 20?

[That One Girl]

5 hours ago, ChipMunky said:

https://twitter.com/DrewMcWeeny/status/887592086257541120

 

HAHA

 

okay?

[alisson23]

1 hour ago, Brainbug said:

Some newspapers here in Germany are literally begging people to see this. One has even written down 20 reasons why one should go to the theaters for it

 

IS THAT SOME KIND OF JOKE FOR YOU? IT'S NOT FUNNY.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS NEED TO BE A HIT. WATCH VALERIAN, I BEG. I NEVER ASKED YOU FOR ANYTHING

 

[DMan7]

WTF is going on in here?

[That One Girl]

  

[Water Bottle]

18 hours ago, MrGlass2 said:

 

Not to be a downer, but it does feel like King Arthur all over again...

 

I can already see the vultures laughing at Valerian's OW, and the Deadline article 'What Went Wrong?'.

Oh well, it will be another future cult classic.

 

Why would Deadline dedicate more than a few sentences in the weekend when Dunkirk has the clickbait power?