BOT: THE REVISITING -- TOP 25 of 2012 | accursed Nolanites are triumphant again

[WrathOfHan]

lmao, TDKR really won? Fucking casuals.

Edited May 13, 2017 by WrathOfHan

[Fancyarcher]

4 minutes ago, MrPink said:

 

Wouldnt be surprised to be honest

 

Speak of the devil... Looks like you may have reason to celebrate Pink. 

Edited May 13, 2017 by Fancyarcher

[kayumanggi]

[CoolioD1]

Just now, WrathOfHan said:

Fucking casuals.

your taste is too basic to keep using this line.

[The Panda]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

lmao, TDKR really won? Fucking casuals.

 

TDKR isn't even a good movie.

[Chewy]

Just now, WrathOfHan said:

lmao, TDKR really won? Fucking casuals.

 

how did bruce get to gotham anyway

[Plain Old Tele]

#1

 

The Dark Knight Rises
written and directed by: cinematic genius Christopher “film stock” Nolan
starring: Tom Hardy and some scrubs

 



 



Number of first-place votes: 27

IMDB synopsis: The legendary conclusion to the greatest trilogy ever made, a stunning cinematic achievement that will live forever.

This movie cured cancer, but a vile conspiracy led by Hydra caused the experimental drug to be destroyed. Faced with such darkness, Saint Nolan and his group of acolytes settled for world peace and stopping famine through the gospel of 15/70 film. Nolan was offered the Nobel Prize for literature and peace (the first such recipient in history), but declined both awards due to his modesty. Yes, he really is that perfect. The sheer magic of this movie rippled through the cinematic spacetime continuum, causing people to re-evaluate all previous Nolan movies and increase their rating at least one full grade. It also managed the impossible feat of giving Wally Pfister a directing job on a possible tentpole project.

Tomato meter: 127%, 11.7/10 average rating

Academy Awards: 17 wins, 17 nominations

Random critic comment: “I was blind but the majesty of Bane’s plane assault cured me. My optic nerves were literally re-born and forged anew.” —David Manning, WorldToday

Random RTM comment: “F” — @THE PHENOMENAL BKB

[WrathOfHan]

2 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

your taste is too basic to keep using this line.

At least I don't like shit such as MORTDECAI!

[Fancyarcher]

Hilarious Tele, hilarious. I saw what you did there. 

Edited May 13, 2017 by Fancyarcher

[The Panda]

Just now, Tele Came Back said:

#1

 

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The Dark Knight Rises
written and directed by: cinematic genius Christopher “film stock” Nolan
starring: Tom Hardy and some scrubs

 



 



Number of first-place votes: 27

IMDB synopsis: The legendary conclusion to the greatest trilogy ever made, a stunning cinematic achievement that will live forever.

This movie cured cancer, but a vile conspiracy led by Hydra caused the experimental drug to be destroyed. Faced with such darkness, Saint Nolan and his group of acolytes settled for world peace and stopping famine through the gospel of 15/70 film. Nolan was offered the Nobel Prize for literature and peace (the first such recipient in history), but declined both awards due to his modesty. Yes, he really is that perfect. The sheer magic of this movie rippled through the cinematic spacetime continuum, causing people to re-evaluate all previous Nolan movies and increase their rating at least one full grade. It also managed the impossible feat of giving Wally Pfister a directing job on a possible tentpole project.

Tomato meter: 127%, 11.7/10 average rating

Academy Awards: 17 wins, 17 nominations

Random critic comment: “I was blind but the majesty of Bane’s plane assault cured me. My optic nerves were literally re-born and forged anew.” —David Manning, WorldToday

Random RTM comment: “F” — @THE PHENOMENAL BKB
 

 

 

[Plain Old Tele]

Wait wait wait....

 

 

 

 

....I think somehow @#ED slipped me the wrong piece of paper. That doesn't have the right info on it.

 

 

 

Hold on.

 

 

[The Stingray]

The boards have reached a new low.

 

Lmao & smh @ the Nolanites

 

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, Tele Came Back said:

Wait wait wait....

 

 

 

 

....I think somehow @#ED slipped me the wrong piece of paper. That doesn't have the right info on it.

 

 

 

Hold on.

 

 

 

[The Panda]

Just now, Tele Came Back said:

Wait wait wait....

 

 

 

 

....I think somehow @#ED slipped me the wrong piece of paper. That doesn't have the right info on it.

 

 

 

Hold on.

 

 

 

I was about to say, I was going to be real disappointed in the forums for making the same mistake twice.

[xequalsy]

1 minute ago, Tele Came Back said:

Wait wait wait....

 

 

 

 

....I think somehow @#ED slipped me the wrong piece of paper. That doesn't have the right info on it.

 

 

 

Hold on.

 

 

Though I'm not sure I prefer SLP to TDKR.

[CoolioD1]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

At least I don't like shit such as MORTDECAI!

Mortdecai is a continuation of the surrealist comedic work of Jacques Tati you fucking casual.

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, CoolioD1 said:

Mortdecai is a continuation of the surrealist comedic work of Jacques Tati you fucking casual.

[Plain Old Tele]

Okay, I'm in the process of correcting some information.

 

The first-place movie had 3 first-place votes, 6 second-place votes, and 11 top-five spots.

 

It won by a comfortable margin.

 

Hang on, prepping now...

[Chewy]

3 minutes ago, Tele Came Back said:

Wait wait wait....

 

 

 

 

....I think somehow @#ED slipped me the wrong piece of paper. That doesn't have the right info on it.

 

 

 

Hold on.

 

 

 

 

[rukaio101]

14 minutes ago, The Stingray said:

The boards have reached a new low.

 

Lmao & smh @ the Nolanites

 

Is it really a new low if the forum did the exact same thing when we last did a 2012 list?

 

This is more like the equivalent of one of those movies where the protagonist is in a car crash and is transported to some magical fantasy world where we think the forum has grown a slightly better taste in movies. And then, at the end, it turns out it was all a hallucination born from our dying thoughts and we were slowly bleeding out in a mangled car wreck the entire time. That's this list.

 

EDIT: Or maybe not. I should really learn to wait a few minutes before I type this shit.

 

DOUBLE EDIT: Never mind, I was right the first time, dying car wreck it is.

 

 

Edited May 13, 2017 by rukaio101