Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets | July 21, 2017 | FLOP OF THE YEAR

[MrPink]

12 minutes ago, TalismanRing said:

 

Agreed.  The atmosphere, cities and the aliens look fantastic. 

 

The people - urghhh.

 

No love for Enchantress???  

[The Futurist]

I don't want you people to take this the wrong way but you all seem a bit jaded to me like nothing phases you.

 

A Teaser with John Wiliams music with no creativity whatsoever but nostalgia had all your penises & clitoris fully erect for days.

 

That s weird to me.

 

 

Edited November 10, 2016 by The Futurist

[The Stingray]

Looks bloody awful. The little I've seen of Ghost in the Shell looks a million times better.
 

[AniNate]

3 minutes ago, The Futurist said:

I don't want you people to take this the wrong way but you all seem a bit jaded to me like nothing phases you.

 

A Teaser with John Wiliams music with no creativity whatsoever but nostalgia had all your penises & clitoris fully erect for days.

 

That s weird to me.

 

 

 

The only way you could possibly take this is by being offended by it

[Fullbuster]

10 minutes ago, The Futurist said:

I don't want you people to take this the wrong way but you all seem a bit jaded to me like nothing phases you.

 

A Teaser with John Wiliams music with no creativity whatsoever but nostalgia had all your penises & clitoris fully erect for days.

 

That s weird to me.

 

 

 

I've read French forums and people are even more blasé and dismissive....I like to see a new, beautiful franchise

[babz06]

It looks great visually, will definitely check it out.

[antovolk]

Trailer was alright, but god damn this looks like so much fun and gorgeous. So in for this. July 21 is gonna be a crazy day, running between IMAXes for this and Dunkirk

Edited November 10, 2016 by antovolk

[Fancyarcher]

Eh, doesn't look as bad as I thought it would. Still probably gonna flop though.

[DMan7]

1 hour ago, marveldcfox said:

If this was star wars or marvel then everyone would be going ape shit. 

 

1 hour ago, marveldcfox said:

Star wars loony.

[Arlborn]

I'm fully expecting this to bomb in America, but I'm really hoping OS makes up for it. I think around Lucy's number(463m WW) is a nice target for this.

[Elessar]

As someone who is effectively expecting a sequel to 5th Element this delivers but i also kinda understand people who are not impressed with the trailer itself.

[Chewy]

They look like brother and sister the romance is gonna be awkward as shit

 

But of course Imma see this, Jupiter Ascending comparisons make me happy. Hope there's a Redmayne buried somewhere in that cast

[The Futurist]

11 minutes ago, Chewy said:

They look like brother and sister the romance is gonna be awkward as shit

 

But of course Imma see this, Jupiter Ascending comparisons make me happy. Hope there's a Redmayne buried somewhere in that cast

 

Probably failed James Bond.

[marveldcfox]

Is it just me or the trailer vieWS so far are pathetic. Like realllll realllly baaaaaad 

 

If it can't match trailer views of Tarzan or IDR then it's doomed.

 

 

[Fullbuster]

2 minutes ago, marveldcfox said:

Is it just me or the trailer vieWS so far are pathetic. Like realllll realllly baaaaaad 

 

If it can't match trailer views of Tarzan or IDR then it's doomed.

 

 

 

People are too busy thinking about  He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named 

[antovolk]

4 minutes ago, marveldcfox said:

Is it just me or the trailer vieWS so far are pathetic. Like realllll realllly baaaaaad 

 

If it can't match trailer views of Tarzan or IDR then it's doomed.

 

 

takes time to update?

[marveldcfox]

8 minutes ago, Fullbuster said:

 

People are too busy thinking about  He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named 

Donald Trump. The guy is a fucking genius. He fooled the Americans successfully. Now they will have to reap what they have sown.

I read an interesting essay on the parallels between present day turmoils and events that lead to WW1 and WW2. Basically, history repeating again.

 

https://medium.com/@theonlytoby/history-tells-us-what-will-happen-next-with-brexit-trump-a3fefd154714#.qvrzzr2am

 

 

Edited November 10, 2016 by marveldcfox

[Fullbuster]

16 minutes ago, marveldcfox said:

Donald Trump. The guy is a fucking genius. He fooled the Americans successfully. Now they will have to reap what they have sown.

I read an interesting essay on the parallels between present day turmoils and events that lead to WW1 and WW2. Basically, history repeating again.

 

https://medium.com/@theonlytoby/history-tells-us-what-will-happen-next-with-brexit-trump-a3fefd154714#.qvrzzr2am

 

 

 

He didn't fool anybody, his voters are just racist, sexist

Edited November 10, 2016 by Fullbuster

[marveldcfox]

3 minutes ago, Fullbuster said:

 

He didn't fool anybody, Americans are just racist, sexist morons.

That helps too. 

[kitik]

Wow, that looks like complete and utter garbage.

 

Truly one of the worst trailers I have ever seen. Terrible music choice. Horrendous casting.

 

This is pretty much a lock for the next John Carter/Jupiter Ascending.