Minions | 7.10.2015 | Crosses 1 BILLION Worldwide. Beats Toy Story 3 on the all-time chart.

[Asyulus]

He did:

 

 

Also, I got the cell phone ad at Ant-Man today WHY WON'T THE ADVERTISING STOP

Because I liked superhero movies alot.

[Blankments]

This was worse than I imagined

[Asyulus]

This was worse than I imagined

Really?

[Avatree]

I'm tempted to watch Minions for a third time.

[Blankments]

Really?

Yes.

 

I expected a D quality movie with a few decent laughs in it in spite of my jaded attitude toward the Minions. What I got was an obnoxiously unfunny movie with maybe one decent chuckle in it.

[Ezen Baklattan]

It's been two weeks, so spoilers are allowed.

My god, the dancing guard scene might be the worst comedic moment in an animated film I've seen this decade.

[SchumacherFTW]

Yes.

I expected a D quality movie with a few decent laughs in it in spite of my jaded attitude toward the Minions. What I got was an obnoxiously unfunny movie with maybe one decent chuckle in it.

I can only imagine your meltdown if this gets nominated for Best Animated Feature

[movieboner]

This movie was so bad that  it's not even worth a rental.

[TServo2049]

It's been two weeks, so spoilers are allowed.

My god, the dancing guard scene might be the worst comedic moment in an animated film I've seen this decade.

Worse than anything in Cars 2 or Free Birds or The Nut Job?

Edited July 27, 2015 by TServo2049

[Gopher]

I hold FREE BIRDS sacred. Is it for all the wrong reasons? Probably, but that film is amazing and I wish it made as much as Minions. 

[Fancyarcher]

I hold FREE BIRDS sacred. Is it for all the wrong reasons? Probably, but that film is amazing and I wish it made as much as Minions. 

 

Free Birds is a masterpiece of amazing craziness. You have to watch that film to believe it.

Edited July 27, 2015 by Insidearcher

[goldenstate5]

Free Birds is completely inane and has one of the most embarrassingly shameless product-whoring endings in an animated movie since Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights.

[goldenstate5]

It's been two weeks, so spoilers are allowed.

My god, the dancing guard scene might be the worst comedic moment in an animated film I've seen this decade.

Yeah I despised that. It was super obnoxious and seemed to scream to the audience about just how SILLY this all is. Rolled my eyes so hard.

[shayhiri]

My god, the dancing guard scene might be the worst comedic moment in an animated film I've seen this decade.

 

Make it "the best", and we'll shake hands on that.

 

Are you aware it's a riff on a minions folk song and dance, featured in DM2?

 

Also, THAT is exactly what the whole movie should have been: starts strong and gets weirder and ape shit crazier until everyone is shocked by the end result.

Edited July 27, 2015 by The Mediocre Dinosaur

[shayhiri]

Yeah I despised that. It was super obnoxious and seemed to scream to the audience about just how SILLY this all is. Rolled my eyes so hard.

 

So-o, you're an old tart, right?

[shayhiri]

I can only imagine your meltdown if this gets nominated for Best Animated Feature

 

It IS nominated, already.

 

It will be fun when it actually WINS.

[goldenstate5]

...does Shay live in our reality? Is there some sort of Rick-and-Morty-esque dimension-hopping computer that he uses?

[FrozenUnicorn]

...does Shay live in our reality? Is there some sort of Rick-and-Morty-esque dimension-hopping computer that he uses?

*shrugs* Maybe a computer in his own Imagination Land.

[TheJosher360]

It IS nominated, already.

 

It will be fun when it actually WINS.

It can't win against inside out.

[MinaTakla]

My new OS projections (country by country) are now at the international forum:

http://forums.boxofficetheory.com/topic/17264-minions-os-thread-4978m-os-7594m-ww-as-of-sunday/page-15