Madame Web | February 14, 2024 | Sony Spider-Man Movie I SJ Clarkson to direct

[Morieris]

1 minute ago, WebSurfer said:

Those are a little revealing wouldn’t you say?

 

You have to get eyes on this movie somehow.

[BadOlCatSylvester]

Just now, ScareLol said:

0% Top Critics (3.10 avg)

WHAT THE FUCK?! Someone needs to screenshot that!

[ScareLol]

 

LOL

[BadOlCatSylvester]

Also, this fan-driven superhero piece is starting off at 23%. And scores for these usually go down as more reviews are published. I'll leave you all to be the judge of that.

[Krissykins]

I love this this is a fresh review:

 

“A clunky, goofy, mess. However, there’s an ultimate joy in this ham-fisted adventure. Unintentionally hilarious dialog, corny villain, cringeworthy moments, lazy Easter eggs, a superb ensemble of cheesy performances lead to an ironically enjoyable romp.”

February 13, 2024 | Rating: 3/5

 

this is exactly the kind of vibe I expected and hoped for. 
 

Sorry Quantumania and Eternals, I don’t like being bored. But I like having this kind of fun. 
 

 

Venom 30%
Morbius 15%

Edited February 13 by Krissykins

[poweranimals]

It amazes me that somehow Sony has learned nothing from previous failures.

[TomThomas]

2 hours ago, Jay Beezy said:

 

It was DanielRPK. He even thought the trailer looked good.

You are right, another fake from Richtman.

[Last Man Standing]

2 minutes ago, poweranimals said:

It amazes me that somehow Sony has learned nothing from previous failures.

How are they supposed to learn when Spider-Man fans reward slop like Venom 1, 2, and NWH? If you keep paying to watch bad movies, guess what, you'll keep getting served bad movies.

[SpiderByte]

Comparisons to the 2003 Daredevil give me optimism this could be the fun kind of ridiculous bad

[keysersoze123]

What Dakota wore to the premier is more "revealing" than the movie reviews for sure as we expected nothing more than  a  turd. BTW can we put the photo under a spoiler tag with NSFW. 

[TomThomas]

All these Sony's projects are money laundry, they don't care at all.

[Eric is Quiet]

Moderation

 

This is a PG-13 forum, so please respect that. Do not have revealing media out on the forum, especially with no spoiler tag.

[Krissykins]

Those outfits are PG13 so that must mean the forum is PG. 

 

You can clearly see her leotard underneath. 

[Valonqar]

18 minutes ago, BadOlCatSylvester said:

Also, this fan-driven superhero piece is starting off at 23%. And scores for these usually go down as more reviews are published. I'll leave you all to be the judge of that.

 

what fans? 

[Grand Cine]

Should we laugh or cry , at this point ?

[BadOlCatSylvester]

2 minutes ago, Grand Cine said:

Should we laugh or cry , at this point ?

Well, I'm getting plenty of laughs from these reviews, so I'll take the former.

[Jay Beezy]

17 minutes ago, Krissykins said:

I love this this is a fresh review:

 

“A clunky, goofy, mess. However, there’s an ultimate joy in this ham-fisted adventure. Unintentionally hilarious dialog, corny villain, cringeworthy moments, lazy Easter eggs, a superb ensemble of cheesy performances lead to an ironically enjoyable romp.”

February 13, 2024 | Rating: 3/5

 

this is exactly the kind of vibe I expected and hoped for. 
 

Sorry Quantumania and Eternals, I don’t like being bored. But I like having this kind of fun. 
 

 

Venom 30%
Morbius 15%

 

There are reviews calling Madame Web boring, though.

[Maggie]

Very sad. Kraven is next

[Blaze Heatnix]

I'm gonna watch it tomorrow with a beautiful girl that's forcing me to see it. So, I'm seeing it. Movie might be getting an F CinemaScore, but the girl is A+ material. A fair trade! XD

[ThePhasmid]

Why was this even greenlit to begin with? The character is only known to those who are Spider-Man purists. SONY seemingly wants nothing to do with it. Dakota Johnson looks like she's being held at gunpoint to promote it. I didn't even know it was coming out this weekend. Deadpool 3 has completely overshadowed anything related to this film.

 

I'll be generous with a 30M OW, but I'm thinking low to mid 20's is the ceiling.

 

Edited February 13 by ThePhasmid