The Magnificent Seven | 9/23/16 | Reviews coming in - not exactly Magnificent

[MrPink]

I can't find the gif version of this shot, but the frame here does nicely.

 

 

 

[4815162342]

2 minutes ago, MrPink said:

 

 

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS VERBAL ABUSE SHIT. LOOK AT HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE IS HERE

 

 

 

Cinematic Universe!

 

[The Futurist]

The R Rated DC had German Bewbs.

 

Also, Rose Byrne is in Troy I think, her first major Hollywood part.

[filmlover]

Just now, The Futurist said:

The R Rated DC had German Bewbs.

 

Also, Rose Byrne is in Troy I think, her first major Hollywood part.

[RichWS]

Disturbing lack of great COX gifs online. I simply wanted one of "I like your land".

[4815162342]

Just now, The Futurist said:

Also, Rose Byrne is in Troy I think, her first major Hollywood part.

 

You are correct, though she did have a bit part in Attack of the Clones. 

 

The Prequel Trilogy, launching so many careers.

[MrPink]

1 minute ago, RichWS said:

Disturbing lack of great COX gifs online. I simply wanted one of "I like your land".

 

There's this great moment when Brendan Gleeson says "Will you go to war with me, brotha?" and they do this epic bro handshake.

 

I will buy the Blu-Ray with digital copy and correct this mistake.

[Sam]

13 minutes ago, Jay Hollywood said:

 

You're channeling me more than me. 

 

I give it a solid B

 

I'm doing your job for you lol.

 

I mean, it was enjoyable for the most part. But I wasn't impressed with any of the promo materials, so my expectatations were low to begin with, and the movie didn't do much to improve those initial impressions. 

[RichWS]

Fuqua's only made one movie with Wahlberg? That feels wrong. 

[MrPink]

2 minutes ago, Sam said:

 

I'm doing your job for you lol.

 

I mean, it was enjoyable for the most part. But I wasn't impressed with any of the promo materials, so my expectatations were low to begin with, and the movie didn't do much to improve those initial impressions. 

 

And The Assassin screen time? 

[4815162342]

3 minutes ago, Sam said:

 

I'm doing your job for you lol.

 

I mean, it was enjoyable for the most part. But I wasn't impressed with any of the promo materials, so my expectatations were low to begin with, and the movie didn't do much to improve those initial impressions. 

 

I was pleasantly surprised they did give Byung-hun Lee a little more to do than just be the Asian blade expert. I liked his interactions with Ethan Hawke.

[Arlborn]

8 minutes ago, filmlover said:

Holy crap!

[MrPink]

2 minutes ago, Arlborn said:

Holy crap!

 

JESUS CHRIST THAT'S ROSE BYRNE

[RobinHood26]

3 minutes ago, 4815162342 said:

 

I was pleasantly surprised they did give Byung-hun Lee a little more to do than just be the Asian blade expert. I liked his interactions with Ethan Hawke.

 

They handled the main 7 well. Usually its like 2 leads, 2 other dudes and 3 extras. But I felt like we had 7 characters and for the most part they got enough to do. 

 

 

The lead girl didn't though. 

[Impact]

M7 was awesome, it was pretty crowded yesterday also and the audience loved it.

[4815162342]

3 minutes ago, MrPink said:

 

JESUS CHRIST THAT'S ROSE BYRNE

 

In Phantom Menace alone we had Keira Knightley, Sofia Coppola, McNulty, and Thorin Oakenshield

Edited September 25, 2016 by 4815162342

[MrPink]

1 minute ago, 4815162342 said:

 

In Phantom Menace alone we had Keira Knightley, Sofia Coppola, McNulty, and Thorin Oakenshield

 

And low rent Denzel of course. I just like to pretend it was Denzel.

 

[Sam]

4 minutes ago, 4815162342 said:

 

I was pleasantly surprised they did give Byung-hun Lee a little more to do than just be the Asian blade expert. I liked his interactions with Ethan Hawke.

 

Yeah, definitely! He's a good actor, not terrific, top of the line or anything in Korea (in my opinion, cause there are probably others who claim otherwise) but he's very solid, has range and also charismatic. So it's been disappointing that all he had gotten so far in Hollywood are the typical deadly Asian assassin roles. 

[4815162342]

3 minutes ago, Jay Hollywood said:

 

They handled the main 7 well. Usually its like 2 leads, 2 other dudes and 3 extras. But I felt like we had 7 characters and for the most part they got enough to do. 

 

 

The lead girl didn't though. 

 

The Native American character felt like a total afterthought though.

 

Aside from

 

Spoiler

Sharing a deer stomach/liver/something with Denzel and soloing the evil Native American, he did nothing.

 

Aside from some forced friction with Chris Pratt's character, the Mexican Sevener pretty much just was a warm body too.

[RichWS]

1 minute ago, MrPink said:

 

And low rent Denzel of course. I just like to pretend it was Denzel.

 

 

 

As Kanye once said: "You a fake Denzel like Captain Panaka."