Weekend Numbers: 1) Revenant 16.0 | 2) Star Wars 14.25 | 3) Ride Along 2 12.96 pg 49

[Ethan Hunt]

2 minutes ago, Chewy said:

 

Cameron and Matt Bomer watched Pitch Perfect and then decided to have sex with each other

Directed by Christopher Nolan. See it in glorious IMAX.

[Dementeleus]

1 minute ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Directed by Christopher Nolan.

 

Noooooo, that makes it completely unsexy. Or maybe sexless is a better word.

[Ethan Hunt]

Just now, Telemachos said:

 

Noooooo, that makes it completely unsexy. Or maybe sexless is a better word.

But it would still be Box Office Theory's number one film of the year

[MovieMan89]

2 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Directed by Christopher Nolan. See it in glorious IMAX.

As long as it's not a straight sex scene directed by Nolan. I'm not prepared to see poor Marion Cotillard die in a freak orgasm stroke. 

[James]

2 minutes ago, grey ghost said:

 

Shit, we had to keep polygamy illegal so Henry Cavill wouldn't steal away half the women on the planet.

You can add Josh Duhamel to the list. Watched Scenic Route recently and he was going totally psycho, looking like a maniac and I was still like: ok, now I never wanna see a mirror again. And the guy can pull off a mohawk too? It's just unfair. 

[DAJK]

I'm kinda surprised how well Fifth Wave did at our theatre last night. Equivalent of 9.6M. Matinees today only did 2M but it'll pick up. At least business isn't dead

[filmlover]

5 minutes ago, Chewy said:

 

Cameron and Matt Bomer watched Pitch Perfect and then decided to have sex with each other

Which brings up an interesting point. If I were to ever encounter Matt Bomer in person I imagine it playing out like in the sequel where I'm Anna Kendrick and he's the evil German chick and I start babbling about how confused he's making me because of his physical flawlessness.

[Water Bottle]

1 minute ago, Ethan Hunt said:

But it would still be Box Office Theory's number one film of the year

 

The real reason Avatar moved wasn't because of Star Wars.

 

It was to avoid competing with Christopher Nolan's next masterpiece. Dunkirk.

[Dementeleus]

1 minute ago, Water Bottle said:

 

The real reason Avatar moved wasn't because of Star Wars.

 

It was to avoid competing with Christopher Nolan's next masterpiece. Dunkirk.

 

Given our current discussion, more like DUNCOCK. 

[Ethan Hunt]

Just now, Telemachos said:

 

Given our current discussion, more like DUNCOCK. 

 

Just now, Telemachos said:

 

Given our current discussion, more like DUNCOCK. 

With Tom Hardy? You would like that wouldn't you Tele?

[Empire]

1 minute ago, Water Bottle said:

 

The real reason Avatar moved wasn't because of Star Wars.

 

It was to avoid competing with Christopher Nolan's next masterpiece. Dunkirk.

Yep. James Camera is really gunning for BOT #1 Movie of the Year crown. He won't release Avatar 2 till he is sure he can get it. 

[MovieMan89]

Just now, Empire said:

Yep. James Camera is really gunning for BOT #1 Movie of the Year crown. He won't release Avatar 2 till he is sure he can get it. 

So do you wanna tell Kal it's never coming out then, or should I? 

[MrPink]

7 minutes ago, Telemachos said:

 

Noooooo, that makes it completely unsexy. Or maybe sexless is a better word.

 

Completely unsexy to all but a few.

 

Meanwhile, it'd be DEFCON1 status for me and the pecker.

[Ethan Hunt]

1 minute ago, Empire said:

Yep. James Camera is really gunning for BOT #1 Movie of the Year crown. He won't release Avatar 2 till he is sure he can get it. 

All filmmakers should aspire to pleasing some opinionated blokes on the internet

[DAR]

3 minutes ago, Telemachos said:

 

Given our current discussion, more like DUNCOCK. 

Heh heh heh....DUN

[filmlover]

LOL we are only a few talking points away from a "grower vs. shower" conversation at this rate.

[grim22]

5 minutes ago, Telemachos said:

 

Given our current discussion, more like DUNCOCK. 

 

Did you say Dunc?

 

 

 

[4815162342]

1 hour ago, MrPink said:

 

 

 

The Pink Side. It calls to you.

 

Just let it in.

 

Boys! Mmm! JonathanLB meets feminine films! Ha! I love it! I love bringing people together!

[vc2002]

I guess this wknd is boring?

[grey ghost]

Baumer posted an early Deadpool review. I'll just post the intro:

 

"This movie surprised me a bit. I'm not really a Deadpool fan but the way he thrust his sword into other men, pounded his hard fist through big bad guys, and wrestled multiple toughies covered in dripping sweat made me crave a longer and uncut version of Ryan's scenes."

 

 

Edited January 24, 2016 by grey ghost