Labor Day Weekend Thread | 4 day #s - DB 19.5M, SS 12.8M, Pete 8.5M, Kubo 6.5M, SP 6M, Bad Moms 6M, War Dogs 6M, LBO 5.9M, Morgan 2.4M

[DAJK]

2 minutes ago, MCKillswitch123 said:

Ah yes, the sweet smell of a theater being occupied by nothing but a teen who figured out nobody's going to any of those films this weekend and took the chance to take his horny girlfriend there for... studying purposes.

Hate when that happens, and you have to confront them. 

 

No jokd, (I may have told this already some months ago) there were only 2 maybe 18 year olds in Zoolander 2 and I had to get a manager cause I had no idea what to say when I walked in on her giving him a handjob.

 

"um... put that back in your pants?" Anyways, my manager just told them to leave.

[CJohn]

1 minute ago, DAJK said:

Hate when that happens, and you have to confront them. 

 

No jokd, (I may have told this already some months ago) there were only 2 maybe 18 year olds in Zoolander 2 and I had to get a manager cause I had no idea what to say when I walked in on her giving him a handjob.

 

"um... put that back in your pants?" Anyways, my manager just told them to leave.

Why didn't you leave them alone? 

[DAJK]

1 minute ago, CJohn said:

Why didn't you leave them alone? 

Cause I didn't want to have to... clean up.

 

Plus I mean it's sorta my job lol

Edited September 2, 2016 by DAJK

[CJohn]

Just now, DAJK said:

Cause I didn't want to have to... clean up.

 

Plus I mean it's sorta my job lol

Heh makes sense.  

[TalismanRing]

1 hour ago, grim22 said:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/box-office-light-between-oceans-925422

 

 

 

 I could get a 0% on both in Derby

 

 

 

[WrathOfHan]

4 minutes ago, CJohn said:

Why didn't you leave them alone? 

 

[Mojoguy]

This weekend is DEATH!

[That One Girl]

"Morgan Isn't a Free Man When it Comes to Box Office Runs"

[cannastop]

10 minutes ago, CJohn said:

Why didn't you leave them alone? 

Do you think the owner would like Yelp reviews that say the theater doubles as a brothel?

[grim22]

13 minutes ago, CJohn said:

Why didn't you leave them alone? 

 

Definitely a question I would expect from the king of playgrounds at 2am.

[babz06]

Morgan looks like Ex Machina 2.0. 

Poor Kate Mara. 

[marveldcfox]

38 minutes ago, ThatOneMorgan said:

My curse really is a reality  

What are some of the futurw movies you are stanning for?

[CJohn]

Morgan doing 3-4M on the 4 day weekend is gonna fuck up my derby.

[TalismanRing]

4 minutes ago, CJohn said:

Morgan doing 3-4M on the 4 day weekend is gonna fuck up my derby.

 

You have one of the lowest guesses so no. 

 

Unlike me.

[filmlover]

OMG THESE NUMBERS ARE SO EXCITING I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT!

[Chaz]

Suicide Squad claims another weekend at #1.

[grim22]

Just now, Chaz said:

Suicide Squad claims another weekend at #1.

 

Don't Breathe will be #1 easy even if it experiences a drop. SS will most likely do 10/13 or so.

[That One Girl]

18 minutes ago, marveldcfox said:

What are some of the futurw movies you are stanning for?

 

A lot.  One of which is Mag 7.

[filmlover]

2 minutes ago, ThatOneMorgan said:

 

A lot.  One of which is Mag 7.

I will fly to Canada just to throw a plate of chicken nuggets at @Baumer loves Oogieloves if he doesn't change his name to "Matt Baumer" to keep in theme with everyone else changing their names/avatars to the movie.

[Rolling Thunder]

I get why studios don't release better films on Labor Day weekend but these two offerings are exceptionally sad.  Morgan was already DOA and DB busting loose last weekend just added a few extra bullets.