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2 minutes ago, aabattery said:

 

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2 minutes ago, Chewy said:

 

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It's all part of AA's plan. Between the Wilderpeople failure and the pun ban he's building up street cred as a forum instigator. The masses love that shit. So when they vote him in as BOFFY Funniest Poster 2018 his long con will be complete and it'll be his reign of terror

 

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It's all part of AA's plan. Between the Wilderpeople failure and the pun ban he's building up street cred as a forum instigator. The masses love that shit. So when they vote him in as BOFFY Funniest Poster 2018 his long con will be complete and it'll be his reign of terror

 

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Watch out, watch out
It's Conner!

I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
But I never fall, beat 'em all
'Cause you know I'm so humble
I'm so humble, I'm so humble
I'm a superstar, I kick down the door
Got the money and the girls
And I'm also so humble
I'm so humble
I'm so humble, I'm so humble

Bar none, I am the most humble-est
Number one at the top of the humble list
My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
But I act like it tastes bad outta humbleness
The thing about me that's so impressive
Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes
I pooh-pooh it when girls say that I should model
My belly's full from all the pride I swallow
I'm the most courteous-biddable, hospitable
Reverential, normal-ary Arnold Schwarzen-orgarary
I hate compliments, put 'em in the mortuary
I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary

It's not a competition, but I'm winnin'
You won’t hear me admit it
Because I'm so timid and submissive
I treat fat people like they were thin
Talk simple for the dumbos
I'm so humble

I'm not your normal definition of a rockstar
I don't complain when my private jet is sub-par
Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister
People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ
I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo
After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo
I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness
People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius

I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
But I never fall, beat 'em all
'Cause you know I'm so humble
I say that with no ego
I'm so humble
It's just good manners
They say I'm a ten, but I'm an eight at best
"Plus two, " says you
Not me, 'cause I'm so humble
Mama raised me right
I'm so humble, I'm so humble

Watch out, watch out

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1 minute ago, Eevin said:

great job guys, now watch as tele is voted funniest user thanks to your self-sabotage

Bet Tele celebrating down at the Chuck E Cheese putting roofies in the pizza.

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