baumer Posted August 24, 2017 Author Share Posted August 24, 2017 Tied at #1 Spoiler Gospodin Oformitel Written by: Yuriy Arabov, Alexander Grin Directed by: Oleg Teptsov Starring: Nicolei Volkov, Vladimir Konstintinov, Sergei Federov Famous decorator, maker of mannequins Platon Andreevich (beautiful play of Victor Avilov) has been long trying to compete with God wishing to create a chef-d'oeuvre, over which time would have no power. To decorate a show window of a jewelry shop, he picks a model - young girl in her final stage of tuberculosis. It is clear that the girl will soon die, therefore great is the decorator's amazement, when, after 6 years, he encounters that very young lady who is presented to him as a wife of a rich merchant whose house he is supposed to decorate. The rich merchant (M.Kozakov) is dead set to learn more about his wife's past, to which, he suspects, Platon Andreevich holds a key. This search after truth, however, turns out to be a deadly quest for the merchant: he dies a mysterious death, after having lost all his fortune to the decorator over a card table. Well, as you might have understood, this lady is not the former model, whose neglected grave Platon Andreevich finally locates at one of the Saint-Petersburg cemeteries. It is the waxen mannequin who got the life of its own, having turned into the antipode of its meek original. It is now clear that the decorator is doomed to fall victim to his Frankensteinian monster - the feeling of the inevitable death is enhanced by the beautiful, somewhat muffled recitation of the poem "Don Juan" The space time continuem is disrupted when a giant meteor is set to destroy Moscow and the city dweller, including Andreevich, now only have days to live. He must now choose between his love of the church and mannequins, or his one true love, his wife. What will fate hold for these two? Number of first place votes: 6 Imdb summary: Armageddon meets Silence of the Lambs Tomato Meter: 100%, 9.6/10 Academy Awards: 1 nomination for best foreign film of 1987 Random Critic Comment: A plush and brash display of a bucolic lifestyle in a world of mannequins and chocolate pudding. A symbolic treat for the senses Random Forum comment: The best film I have ever seen. @La Binoche 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted August 24, 2017 Author Share Posted August 24, 2017 I was surprised a Russian film finished tied for first 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted August 24, 2017 Author Share Posted August 24, 2017 26: Extreme Prejudice (terrific cast, action, suspense, cowboys and high tech special agents and pure Walter Hill) 27: Less Than Zero 28: The Lost Boys All three should have been in the top 25 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 (edited) Wonderful "#1 choice" folks, (lol). Edited August 24, 2017 by Fancyarcher 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted August 24, 2017 Author Share Posted August 24, 2017 Well, since it's getting late, I guess I can't keep the charade going all night... The real tie for number one Spoiler Raising Arizona Written and directed by Joel and Ethan Coen Starring: Nic Cage, Holly Hunter, William Forsythe The Coen Brothers started working on Raising Arizona with the idea to make it as different as possible from their previous film, Blood Simple, by having it be far more optimistic and upbeat. The starting point of scriptwriting came from the idea of the character of Hi, who has the desire to live a regular life within the boundaries of the law. To create their characters' dialect, Joel and Ethan created a hybrid of local dialect and the assumed reading material of the characters, namely, magazines and the Bible. The script took three and a half months to write. The film was influenced by the works of director Preston Sturges and writers such as William Faulkner and Flannery O'Connor, known for her southern literature. Joel and Ethan showed their completed script to Circle Films, which was their American distributor for Blood Simple. Circle Films agreed to finance the movie. The Coens came to the set with a complete script and storyboard. With a budget of just over five million dollars, Joel Coen noted that "to obtain maximum from that money, the movie has to be meticulously prepared." It went on to gross 29 million domestic. Nicolas Cage had a reputation early in his career of being a pain in the ass to work with and he often used his uncle's name thinking it would have some kind of influence on set. Sean Penn commented on this on the set of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. He was also disruptive on this set as well. When he arrived on-set, and at various other points during production, Cage offered suggestions to the Coen brothers, which they ignored. Cage said that "Joel and Ethan have a very strong vision and I've learned how difficult it is to accept another artist's vision. They have an autocratic nature." Pure lunacy is what Raising Arizona is. It's got everything you could ask for in a film; kidnapping, jailbreaks, Hell's Angels, explosions and guns, guns guns. Nic Cage is great in the role of a very befuddled conveniance store robber who falls in love with Holly Hunter's Ed. Throw in John Goodman and William Forsythe as a couple of car stealing, bank robbing brothers and you got yourself scenes that will make you giggle when you think back about them. The entire state of Arizona seems trigger happy in the Coen's eyes. Clerks, cops, and crooks pull out firearms and let loose like the finale of the 1812 Overture. Plus, where else can you hear really good yodeling? Number of first place votes: 1 Imdb summary: When a childless couple of an ex-con and an ex-cop decide to help themselves to one of another family's quintuplets, their lives become more complicated than they anticipated. Tomato Meter: The cartoon vision of southwestern tackiness doesn't cut very deep, but the mise-en-scene is packed with clever clutter...Pat Graham Chicago Reader Academy Awards: Nada Random Critic Comment: The cartoon vision of southwestern tackiness doesn't cut very deep, but the mise-en-scene is packed with clever clutter....Pat Graham Chicago Reader Random Forum User Comment: One of my all time favorites, and one of Nic Cage's best performances, if not best. @Spaghetti of 1000 Planets 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stutterng baumer Denbrough said: I was surprised a Russian film finished tied for first 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted August 24, 2017 Author Share Posted August 24, 2017 Thanks for reading everyone. I did all of this on the fly so I hope most of it came out okay. Sorry for a couple of glitches. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted August 24, 2017 Author Share Posted August 24, 2017 Just now, 4815162342 said: What's wrong with a Russian film starring a wrestler and two hockey players finishing at number one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grim22 Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Great work @Stutterng baumer Denbrough. You are the Bryan Singer following JJ Abrams and McG 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Honestly I'm quite shocked & pleased that Raising Arizona made it that high, even tying with Robocop. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted August 24, 2017 Author Share Posted August 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, grim22 said: Great work @Stutterng baumer Denbrough. You are the Bryan Singer following JJ Abrams and McG Thanks for all the work you and Tele put into it...and thanks for letting me pinch hit for you guys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Old Tele Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Thank you, @Stutterng baumer Denbrough. 'Twas a fun read! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Gittes Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I've actually seen that Russian movie. It's a fucking trip. The best thing about it is the score. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aabattery Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 This list was actually pretty good and accurate (unlike certain other lists). Solid effort, BOT. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted August 24, 2017 Author Share Posted August 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Jake Gittes said: I've actually seen that Russian movie. It's a fucking trip. The best thing about it is the score. That's absolutely hysterical that you have seen this movie. I Googled Russian horror movies from 1987 and that was one of the more obscure ones I came up with LOL. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrathOfHan Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 3 hours ago, aabattery said: This list was actually pretty good and accurate (unlike certain other lists). Solid effort, BOT. Yeah, like the one where Rogue One was in the Top 10. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tower Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Thanks for all the work @Stutterng baumer Denbrough@Squadron Leader Tele@grim22. I had not seen any 1987 films before making this list, so I had to make a list from scratch, but it was reasonably close to the one we ended up with. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Gittes Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Stutterng baumer Denbrough said: That's absolutely hysterical that you have seen this movie. I Googled Russian horror movies from 1987 and that was one of the more obscure ones I came up with LOL. Here it's a bit of a cult object. I haven't seen any other 1987 Russian horror films... don't even know how many there are tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalo Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 13 hours ago, Stutterng baumer Denbrough said: 28: The Lost Boys What!? that was in my top 3!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalo Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Really sad hardly any of the actual 1987 set movies/high school dramedies made the list. Adventures in Babysitting, Overboard, Can't Buy Me Love and Some Kind of Wonderful are all great feel good movies and deserve better. ...So now that this is finally out of the way can't we get to 1997 already??? @Squadron Leader Tele, @grim22 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...