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Just now, Water Bottle said:

 

What kind of an American are you that you know anything about a foreign country like New Zeeland? 

 

At this rate you might as well be our Secretary of State.

I don't know anything about New Zealand, I'm just making a funny because, you know...kiwi's.

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Just now, baumer said:

Did your parents co-sign for you since they have your money in trust?

Just out of curiosity, did your criminal record get mentioned at all?  Or did you get those charges dropped yet?

 

Sorry dude, but you have said a lot of pretty outlandish things here in the past....there's too many of them to name, but this one is jumping the shark.  Why would you buy the bank in the first place?  Why not just pay off his loan to the bank, get the farm back and then have an orgy at the farm with all your underwear models that you date?

 

Now that's an AC Slater story I can suspend my disbelief on.

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1 minute ago, Deep Wang said:

I don't know anything about New Zealand, I'm just making a funny because, you know...kiwi's.

 

oh great well good news your still presidential material.

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We all love ya Slater, and we've all enjoyed your tales of lust and power and wealth and mystery and globetrotting wedding proposals and nights in jail and trust fund mandates and alcoholism and pornographic nights on the town or in the air or on the sea....but buying a bank?  That's jumping the shark and nuking the fridge all in the same breath.  

 

If you really did it, then good for you, but why do you want to flash your fabulous life to a bunch of working people or students?  Do you want to show off, brag, boast? We all have to work our tails off for the life we have.  We all have bills and mortgages and daycare and insurance and we all struggle from time to time.  Why do you feel the need to flash all of your wonderful life in front of us.

 

This is a serious question.  Since you have so much money, how about lending some to @Jay Hollywood so he can finance a movie?  @Water Bottle is also trying to raise fund for a film.  @Jandrew could use a loan to help him tide over for a while.  I'd like to borrow some off of you so I can buy a house.  I got cleaned out in my divorce.  @Telemachos could use some so he can buy some proper taste in film :redcapes:

 

If you have that much to spare, can you help some of us out?  

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1 minute ago, baumer said:

We all love ya Slater, and we've all enjoyed your tales of lust and power and wealth and mystery and globetrotting wedding proposals and nights in jail and trust fund mandates and alcoholism and pornographic nights on the town or in the air or on the sea....but buying a bank?  That's jumping the shark and nuking the fridge all in the same breath.  

 

If you really did it, then good for you, but why do you want to flash your fabulous life to a bunch of working people or students?  Do you want to show off, brag, boast? We all have to work our tails off for the life we have.  We all have bills and mortgages and daycare and insurance and we all struggle from time to time.  Why do you feel the need to flash all of your wonderful life in front of us.

 

This is a serious question.  Since you have so much money, how about lending some to @Jay Hollywood so he can finance a movie?  I'd like to borrow some off of you so I can buy a house.  I got cleaned out in my divorce.  @Telemachos could use some so he can buy some proper taste in film :redcapes:

 

If you have that much to spare, can you help some of us out?  

 

I could use some money too in order to make a film! :) 

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27 minutes ago, baumer said:

We all love ya Slater, and we've all enjoyed your tales of lust and power and wealth and mystery and globetrotting wedding proposals and nights in jail and trust fund mandates and alcoholism and pornographic nights on the town or in the air or on the sea....but buying a bank?  That's jumping the shark and nuking the fridge all in the same breath.  

 

If you really did it, then good for you, but why do you want to flash your fabulous life to a bunch of working people or students?  Do you want to show off, brag, boast? We all have to work our tails off for the life we have.  We all have bills and mortgages and daycare and insurance and we all struggle from time to time.  Why do you feel the need to flash all of your wonderful life in front of us.

 

This is a serious question.  Since you have so much money, how about lending some to @Jay Hollywood so he can finance a movie?  @Water Bottle is also trying to raise fund for a film.  @Jandrew could use a loan to help him tide over for a while.  I'd like to borrow some off of you so I can buy a house.  I got cleaned out in my divorce.  @Telemachos could use some so he can buy some proper taste in film :redcapes:

 

If you have that much to spare, can you help some of us out?  

If AC is throwing around money, I will take some. :Venom:

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31 minutes ago, baumer said:

We all have bills and mortgages and daycare and insurance and we all struggle from time to time.

Luckily I'm free. I don't have bills no daycare no mortgages no insurances :D

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4 hours ago, ACSlater said:

I don't have a lot of good things to say about myself but I did something inspirited by a bad movie...my closed friend's farm was being foreclosed by the local bank...

 

And so, I bought the bank...

 

"I don't have a lot of good things to say about myself"

The amount of steaming fucking horse shite that you post on here is fucking GOLDEN. Youve apparently made about 6000 posts and as far as I can remember, you've never made a post that didn't serve the purpose of inflating your ego. Demonstrated by the remainder of that post.

 

But you should have just fucked the manager of the bank in order to save the farm. Since every woman on the planet fancies you.

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3 hours ago, ACSlater said:

By the way anyone doing the movie pass thing again?

 

"I just bought a bank. BTW anyone know if I can save $10 off a movie?"

Have some consistency buddy. Keep ALL of your posts to bragging and never ask anything else so we can all believe you. ;) 

 

Also, if you follow up on @baumers idea on being generous with your money to us, can I have some money for coke? Ta.

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6 hours ago, Deep Wang said:

You can buy a bank, but you need Movie Pass?

 

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Rich guys are always trying to save money.  Remember when Clark Griswold’s boss cut out bonuses for a jelly of the month club membership 

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