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Weekend Estimates: The Purge 28.3M | Apes 36M | Sex Tape 15M | Planes 18M | Godzilla 470k +91% 198.9m!!! | More Numbers on Page 1

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Maybe it doesn't like you?

 

 

Oh, I'm so going to derail this thread now. I actually just used this line on a hot girl behind a pizza counter last night.

 

Her: "I can't seem to get this machine to work."(Referring to the register)

 

Me: "Oh, it must not like you."

 

Her: "I know."

 

Me: "Do you know why it doesn't like you?"

 

Her: "No, why?"

 

Me: "Because it doesn't have eyes."

 

Totally went over her blond little head, so then I went home to my wife. :lol:

 

And...we considered going to watch Apes...but decided against it(On topicness).

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Oh, you go right to the Jews!  Way to make me feel guilty! It's not even the same thing though.

Okay, then what are the main differences between hiding Jews during the holocaust and hiding poor people during the Purge?
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