Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets | July 21, 2017 | FLOP OF THE YEAR

[BadAtGender]

1 minute ago, Tele Came Back said:

 

Planet and the City of a Thousand Valerians. 

 

 

 

The Cities of Valerian Thousand and a Planet

[That One Girl]

1 minute ago, MrPink said:

 

Here's real propaganda

 

 

Just replace Dunkirk with Valerian.

 

Also, it's probably gonna have the opposite effect, like Monster Trucks.

 

But Monster Trucks always looked kindaaaaa shitty from the start.  Valerian has a lot going for it upfront, so it should be an easier sell to the #casuals on the board.

[That One Girl]

Just now, DamienRoc said:

 

The Cities of Valerian Thousand and a Planet

 

Of Thousand Cities the Valerian and a Planets

[franfar]

Just now, That One Valerian said:

 

But Monster Trucks always looked kindaaaaa shitty from the start.  Valerian has a lot going for it upfront, so it should be an easier sell to the #casuals on the board.

Was your Monster Trucks stanning ironic or nah

[That One Girl]

Just now, franfar said:

Was your Monster Trucks stanning ironic or nah

 

It was ironic at first but soon enough I grew some kind of bond, attachment to it.  It was like a Symbiote.

[MrPink]

1 minute ago, That One Valerian said:

 

But Monster Trucks always looked kindaaaaa shitty from the start.  Valerian has a lot going for it upfront, so it should be an easier sell to the #casuals on the board.

 

You're gonna scare away all the casuals.

[TalismanRing]

Just now, That One Valerian said:

 

It was ironic at first but soon enough I grew some kind of bond, attachment to it.  It was like a Symbiote.

 

More like a parasite

[Arlborn]

9 minutes ago, That One Valerian said:

 

Of Thousand Cities the Valerian and a Planets

Of Thousand Planets, a City and the Valerian.

 

 

I like that one. Yes, this is me being bored.

[BadAtGender]

11 minutes ago, Arlborn said:

Of Thousand Planets, a City and the Valerian.

 

 

I like that one. Yes, this is me being bored.

 

A and City of Planet the Thousand Valerians

[The Panda]

30 minutes ago, That One Valerian said:

 

Of Thousand Cities the Valerian and a Planets

 

Bomb and the flop of crumbling non-event

[That One Girl]

1 minute ago, The Panda of the Caribbean said:

 

Bomb and the flop of crumbling non-event

 

Vahairlian and the City of a Thousand Pinks

[kowhite]

Movie is going to be awesome fuck the haters.  

 

And King Arthur has already reserved the biggest bomb role so, back off already.

[4815162342]

6 hours ago, TalismanRing said:

 

More like a parasite

 

I think a fungus is the most accurate description.

[TalismanRing]

3 hours ago, 4815162342 said:

 

I think a fungus is the most accurate description.

 

Hmmm, I don't think Monster Trucks ever gave us anything as worthwhile as Penicillin. 

[babz06]

are they playing gangster's paradise in the new trailer? sounds like it.

[IronJimbo]

The final trailer looks great! Sad to hear the 3D isn't native though (post production 3D)

[Plain Old Tele]

1 minute ago, IronJimbo said:

The final trailer looks great! Sad to hear the 3D isn't native though (post production 3D)

 

I feel like we've gotten to the point where a film can have great (converted) 3-D provided the post house has enough time to do it and the director is invested enough (and knowledgeable enough) to be closely involved.

 

I'm fairly sure Besson falls into the latter category, and I don't have any idea about the former except that it doesn't feel like this was rushed to market. Seems like this would look fantastic in Laser 3-D.

[BadAtGender]

5 minutes ago, Tele Came Back said:

 

I feel like we've gotten to the point where a film can have great (converted) 3-D provided the post house has enough time to do it and the director is invested enough (and knowledgeable enough) to be closely involved.

 

I'm fairly sure Besson falls into the latter category, and I don't have any idea about the former except that it doesn't feel like this was rushed to market. Seems like this would look fantastic in Laser 3-D.

 

Pity it's not getting IMAX. And it's probably not at the Cinerama, either, unless there's a one week engagement. And they don't tend to do 3D there, anyway, even though they've got a projector that can do it really well.

[Barnack]

3 minutes ago, Tele Came Back said:

 

I feel like we've gotten to the point where a film can have great (converted) 3-D provided the post house has enough time to do it and the director is invested enough (and knowledgeable enough) to be closely involved.

 

I'm fairly sure Besson falls into the latter category, and I don't have any idea about the former except that it doesn't feel like this was rushed to market. Seems like this would look fantastic in Laser 3-D.

 

Would not surprise me if for 2016 release going upward we will have an hard time making the difference (specially if a lot of the stuff on screen is not in camera anyway), apparently

 

http://realorfake3d.com/

Fake 3D

2017 ^✝

Beauty and the Beast
Ghost in the Shell
Great Wall
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Kong: Skull Island
King Arthur
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Wonder Woman
xXx: Return of Xander Cage

 

Transformer being a rare title in native 3D.

 

And having to use a large double camera come with some limitation for some production (Miller spent a lot of R&D money trying to create a 3d camera for MadMax, that would fit inside of the vehicle, survive the harsh desert condition and so on, to simply decide that it will not be ready in time and too costly)

[Plain Old Tele]

^^ That's a helpful site but using "real" and "fake" to define the two isn't very accurate (IMO). Even native 3D is a cheat in terms of how it's projected and viewed.