Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins | July 23 2021 | Robert Schwentke | Henry Golding is Snake Eyes

[lorddemaxus]

I guess I'll be watching this merely because dumbass Universal doesn't want to release Old anywhere near where I live. And lockdown here ends on Friday now, so I guess I can catch a Saturday screening this weekend.

[RRA]

When does embargo for this drop?

[TwoMisfits]

Posted in the tracking thread to help trackers, but if anyone wants tickets to this, bug your friends with Sprint/TMobile phones b/c they got a $5 off and no fees deal to Atom...

[efialtes76]

7 hours ago, RRA said:

When does embargo for this drop?

1H before the release...

[Reddroast]

3 minutes ago, efialtes76 said:

1H before the release...

I was planning on doing a double feature between this and old but I guess not

[efialtes76]

22 minutes ago, Reddroast said:

I was planning on doing a double feature between this and old but I guess not

Was a joke.

I don't kwow when embargo ends.

[Reddroast]

39 minutes ago, efialtes76 said:

Was a joke.

I don't kwow when embargo ends.

Oh thank goodness 

[TwoMisfits]

Thanks to TMobile's deal on my 3 phones and my boys expressing interest, I am now the proud owner of 3 tickets for this movie for Tuesday afternoon.  I was NEVER seeing it in theater, but when it literally costs the same as the kids' summer movie series, well, it's our new summer series movie for the week.

 

PS - My girls passed even though I was willing to buy their tickets at the full discount Tuesday price with no fees (God, I love when the Atom deal waives fees on top of the $5:)...

 

 

[Eric the Creator]

 

Oh...oh Henry.

[MrPink]

I haven't given up, it can still be the best GI Joe film yet!

[Eric the Creator]

4 minutes ago, MrPink said:

I haven't given up, it can still be the best GI Joe film yet!

[TalismanRing]

13 minutes ago, MrPink said:

I haven't given up, it can still be the best GI Joe film yet!

 

 

 

Way to set that bar low

[MrPink]

8 minutes ago, TalismanRing said:

 

 

 

Way to set that bar low

 

 

Spoiler

This appears to be bad news for my boy Andrew Koji and girl Samara Weaving 

 

 

 

Edited July 22, 2021 by MrPink

[Eric the Creator]

10 minutes ago, TalismanRing said:

 

 

 

Way to set that bar low

That GIF ranks very highly on Eric's "ITS SO CUUUUUUUUUTE" scale

[Rorschach]

I guess… we won’t be on a new level after all.

[TigerPaw]

I mean the trailers were bad. 
And I am saying that as someone who grew up watching martial arts movie and very well aware the the fight choreographer is Kenji - who is a prodigy of Donnie Yen and part of the Donnie Yen stunt team - but it is really hard to choreograph good fight scenes (especially with weapons) for someone who has no martial arts background…

 

When stunt doubles come along, they will need to settle for camera tricks, constant switching of angles. The fight scenes - at least based on the trailers - looked very shaky..

[Cmasterclay]

Missed opportunity? It's a Snake Eyes origin film in a G.I. Joe universe that gave us two poorly reviewed and forgotten films! What in the world was expected?

[Ryan Reynolds]

so will this go P+ early if its making no money in theaters ?  Or they maybe hoping money from China

[RRA]

7 minutes ago, Cmasterclay said:

Missed opportunity? It's a Snake Eyes origin film in a G.I. Joe universe that gave us two poorly reviewed and forgotten films! What in the world was expected?

It’s a missed opportunity…for Paramount not able to sell this off.

 

I’m certain now that Amazon isn’t returning their calls anymore 

[MrPink]

10 minutes ago, Cmasterclay said:

Missed opportunity? It's a Snake Eyes origin film in a G.I. Joe universe that gave us two poorly reviewed and forgotten films! What in the world was expected?

 

I expected more from the highly acclaimed director of RED