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A modest pitch: we find a cute girl in the greater Orlando area and get her to enroll in one of Han's classes next semester. She can smile a lot, be impressed with his Bluray collection, and maybe they start dating. 

 

Only then she reveals how much she idolizes Gal Gadot and WONDER WOMAN, and how revolted she was by MOTHER!.

 

Oh, and of course the whole thing is filmed. 

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Just now, Just Tele said:

A modest pitch: we find a cute girl in the greater Orlando area and get her to enroll in one of Han's classes next semester. She can smile a lot, be impressed with his Bluray collection, and maybe they start dating. 

 

Only then she reveals how much she idolizes Gal Gadot and WONDER WOMAN, and how revolted she was by MOTHER!.

 

Oh, and of course the whole thing is filmed. 

The only way to make it better would be when she sees his blu-ray collection have her say, "You still buy physical media?? LOL, pirate bay all the way!"

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1 minute ago, Just Tele said:

A modest pitch: we find a cute girl in the greater Orlando area and get her to enroll in one of Han's classes next semester. She can smile a lot, be impressed with his Bluray collection, and maybe they start dating. 

 

Only then she reveals how much she idolizes Gal Gadot and WONDER WOMAN, and how revolted she was by MOTHER!.

 

Oh, and of course the whole thing is filmed. 

 

This would make a great reality TV show.  You’d be famous Han.  Everyone would “love” you

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2 minutes ago, Just Tele said:

A modest pitch: we find a cute girl in the greater Orlando area and get her to enroll in one of Han's classes next semester. She can smile a lot, be impressed with his Bluray collection, and maybe they start dating. 

 

Only then she reveals how much she idolizes Gal Gadot and WONDER WOMAN, and how revolted she was by MOTHER!.

 

Oh, and of course the whole thing is filmed. 

"Why aren't some of these Blu-Rays in 4K, you filthy casual!" 

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4 minutes ago, Just Tele said:

A modest pitch: we find a cute girl in the greater Orlando area and get her to enroll in one of Han's classes next semester. She can smile a lot, be impressed with his Bluray collection, and maybe they start dating. 

 

Only then she reveals how much she idolizes Gal Gadot and WONDER WOMAN, and how revolted she was by MOTHER!.

 

Oh, and of course the whole thing is filmed. 

 

That would be the origin story of a serial killer

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Doing this because I hate the films not being in alphabetical order lol:

 

BEST PICTURE

Blade Runner 2049

Call Me By Your Name

Coco

Dunkirk

Get Out

Lady Bird

Logan

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

 

BEST DIRECTOR

Guillermo Del Toro, The Shape of Water

Greta Gerwig, Lady Bird

Christopher Nolan, Dunkirk

Jordan Peele, Get Out

Denis Villeneuve, Blade Runner 2049

Edgar Wright, Baby Driver

 

BEST ENSEMBLE

The Big Sick

Get Out

Lady Bird

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

 

BEST ACTOR

Timothee Chalamet, Call Me By Your Name

James Franco, The Disaster Artist

Ryan Gosling, Blade Runner 2049

Hugh Jackman, Logan

Daniel Kaluuya, Get Out

Andy Serkis, War for the Planet of the Apes

 

BEST ACTRESS

Jessica Chastain, Molly's Game

Gal Gadot, Wonder Woman

Sally Hawkins, The Shape of Water

Frances McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Saoirse Ronan, Lady Bird

Meryl Streep, The Post

 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Daniel Craig, Logan Lucky

Willem Dafoe, The Florida Project

Adam Driver, Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Mark Hamill, Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Patrick Stewart, Logan 

 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Ana de Armas, Blade Runner 2049

Holly Hunter, The Big Sick

Dafne Keene, Logan

Laurie Metcalf, Lady Bird 

Octavia Spencer, The Shape of Water 

Allison Williams, Get Out

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

The Big Sick

Coco

Get Out

Lady Bird

The Shape of Water

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

 

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Blade Runner 2049

Call Me By Your Name

The Disaster Artist 

Logan

Molly's Game 

Mudbound

 

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

Blade Runner 2049

Dunkirk

The Lost City of Z

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

War for the Planet of the Apes

 

BEST FILM EDITING

Baby Driver 

Blade Runner 2049

Dunkirk

Get Out

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

 

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

Blade Runner 2049 

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Kong: Skull Island

The Shape of Water 

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

War for the Planet of the Apes 

 

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Beauty and the Beast

Blade Runner 2049

Phantom Thread

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

Wonder Woman 

 

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

Beauty and the Beast

Blade Runner 2049

Dunkirk

Murder on the Orient Express

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

 

BEST HAIR AND MAKEUP DESIGN

Blade Runner 2049

Darkest Hour

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2

It

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

 

BEST SOUND EDITING AND MIXING

Baby Driver

Blade Runner 2049

Dunkirk 

Get Out

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Alexandre Desplat, The Shape of Water

Michael Giacchino, War for the Planet of the Apes 

Mark Mothersburgh, Thor: Ragnarok

John Williams, Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Benjamin Wallfisch and Hans Zimmer, Blade Runner 2049

Hans Zimmer, Dunkirk 

 

BEST SOUNDTRACK

Baby Driver

Call Me By Your Name

Coco

The Greatest Showman

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 

Thor: Ragnarok 

 

WORST FEATURE

Bright

The Emoji Movie

Justice League 

The Mummy 

The Snowman

Transformers: The Last Knight

 

BEST HERO

Cogman, Transformers: The Last Knight

Farrier, Dunkirk

James "Logan" Howlett, Logan

Diana Prince, Wonder Woman

Miguel Rivera, Coco

Chris Washington, Get Out

 

BEST VILLAIN

Oscar, Colossal

Pennywise the Dancing Clown , IT

Prognosticator, A Ghost Story

Kylo Ren, Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Richard Strickland, The Shape of Water 

White People, Get Out and so many other movies

 

BEST TV SHOW

Big Little Lies

The Good Place

The Leftovers

Rick and Morty

Stranger Things

Twin Peaks: The Return

 

MOST EPIC BOX OFFICE RUN

Get Out 

The Greatest Showman

It

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Wolf Warrior II

Wonder Woman 

 

MOST SOUL CRUSHING RUN

Beauty and the Beast

Blade Runner 2049

Justice League

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

War for the Planet of the Apes

 

FUNNIEST USER

@aabattery

@Chewy

@CoolioD1

@Just Tele

@MrPink 

@slambros 

 

MOST VALUABLE USER

@baumer

@EmpireCity

@Just Tele

@New Year New Panda

@The Greatest Rth

@The Last AndyLL

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Just Tele said:

A modest pitch: we find a cute girl in the greater Orlando area and get her to enroll in one of Han's classes next semester. She can smile a lot, be impressed with his Bluray collection, and maybe they start dating. 

 

Only then she reveals how much she idolizes Gal Gadot and WONDER WOMAN, and how revolted she was by MOTHER!.

 

Oh, and of course the whole thing is filmed. 

Review: "Wrath of Han" Is A Timely, Unsparing Look At Ways Toxic Masculinity Manifests Itself In New Generation of Cinephiles (Sundance 2019)

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5 minutes ago, Poe Blankeron said:

Doing this because I hate the films not being in alphabetical order lol:

 

BEST PICTURE

Blade Runner 2049

Call Me By Your Name

Coco

Dunkirk

Get Out

Lady Bird

Logan

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

 

BEST DIRECTOR

Guillermo Del Toro, The Shape of Water

Greta Gerwig, Lady Bird

Christopher Nolan, Dunkirk

Jordan Peele, Get Out

Denis Villeneuve, Blade Runner 2049

Edgar Wright, Baby Driver

 

BEST ENSEMBLE

The Big Sick

Get Out

Lady Bird

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

 

BEST ACTOR

Timothee Chalamet, Call Me By Your Name

James Franco, The Disaster Artist

Ryan Gosling, Blade Runner 2049

Hugh Jackman, Logan

Daniel Kaluuya, Get Out

Andy Serkis, War for the Planet of the Apes

 

BEST ACTRESS

Jessica Chastain, Molly's Game

Gal Gadot, Wonder Woman

Sally Hawkins, The Shape of Water

Frances McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Saoirse Ronan, Lady Bird

Meryl Streep, The Post

 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Daniel Craig, Logan Lucky

Willem Dafoe, The Florida Project

Adam Driver, Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Mark Hamill, Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Patrick Stewart, Logan 

 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Ana de Armas, Blade Runner 2049

Holly Hunter, The Big Sick

Dafne Keene, Logan

Laurie Metcalf, Lady Bird 

Octavia Spencer, The Shape of Water 

Allison Williams, Get Out

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

The Big Sick

Coco

Get Out

Lady Bird

The Shape of Water

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

 

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Blade Runner 2049

Call Me By Your Name

The Disaster Artist 

Logan

Molly's Game 

Mudbound

 

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

Blade Runner 2049

Dunkirk

The Lost City of Z

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

War for the Planet of the Apes

 

BEST FILM EDITING

Baby Driver 

Blade Runner 2049

Dunkirk

Get Out

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

 

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

Blade Runner 2049 

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Kong: Skull Island

The Shape of Water 

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

War for the Planet of the Apes 

 

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Beauty and the Beast

Blade Runner 2049

Phantom Thread

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

Wonder Woman 

 

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

Beauty and the Beast

Blade Runner 2049

Dunkirk

Murder on the Orient Express

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

 

BEST HAIR AND MAKEUP DESIGN

Blade Runner 2049

Darkest Hour

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2

It

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

 

BEST SOUND EDITING AND MIXING

Baby Driver

Blade Runner 2049

Dunkirk 

Get Out

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Alexandre Desplat, The Shape of Water

Michael Giacchino, War for the Planet of the Apes 

Mark Mothersburgh, Thor: Ragnarok

John Williams, Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Benjamin Wallfisch and Hans Zimmer, Blade Runner 2049

Hans Zimmer, Dunkirk 

 

BEST SOUNDTRACK

Baby Driver

Call Me By Your Name

Coco

The Greatest Showman

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 

Thor: Ragnarok 

 

WORST FEATURE

Bright

The Emoji Movie

Justice League 

The Mummy 

The Snowman

Transformers: The Last Knight

 

BEST HERO

Cogman, Transformers: The Last Knight

Farrier, Dunkirk

James "Logan" Howlett, Logan

Diana Prince, Wonder Woman

Miguel Rivera, Coco

Chris Washington, Get Out

 

BEST VILLAIN

Oscar, Colossal

Pennywise the Dancing Clown , IT

Prognosticator, A Ghost Story

Kylo Ren, Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Richard Strickland, The Shape of Water 

White People, Get Out and so many other movies

 

BEST TV SHOW

Big Little Lies

The Good Place

The Leftovers

Rick and Morty

Stranger Things

Twin Peaks: The Return

 

MOST EPIC BOX OFFICE RUN

Get Out 

The Greatest Showman

It

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Wolf Warrior II

Wonder Woman 

 

MOST SOUL CRUSHING RUN

Beauty and the Beast

Blade Runner 2049

Justice League

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

War for the Planet of the Apes

 

FUNNIEST USER

@aabattery

@Chewy

@CoolioD1

@Just Tele

@MrPink 

@slambros 

 

MOST VALUABLE USER

@baumer

@EmpireCity

@Just Tele

@New Year New Panda

@The Greatest Rth

@The Last AndyLL

 

 

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26 minutes ago, Just Tele said:

A modest pitch: we find a cute girl in the greater Orlando area and get her to enroll in one of Han's classes next semester. She can smile a lot, be impressed with his Bluray collection, and maybe they start dating. 

 

Only then she reveals how much she idolizes Gal Gadot and WONDER WOMAN, and how revolted she was by MOTHER!.

 

Oh, and of course the whole thing is filmed. 

Image result for oh my god gif

 

A trip to Disney World gone wrong has to figure in there somewhere.

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18 minutes ago, Poe Blankeron said:

Doing this because I hate the films not being in alphabetical order lol:

 

BEST PICTURE

Blade Runner 2049

Call Me By Your Name

Coco

Dunkirk

Get Out

Lady Bird

Logan

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

 

BEST DIRECTOR

Guillermo Del Toro, The Shape of Water

Greta Gerwig, Lady Bird

Christopher Nolan, Dunkirk

Jordan Peele, Get Out

Denis Villeneuve, Blade Runner 2049

Edgar Wright, Baby Driver

 

BEST ENSEMBLE

The Big Sick

Get Out

Lady Bird

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

 

BEST ACTOR

Timothee Chalamet, Call Me By Your Name

James Franco, The Disaster Artist

Ryan Gosling, Blade Runner 2049

Hugh Jackman, Logan

Daniel Kaluuya, Get Out

Andy Serkis, War for the Planet of the Apes

 

BEST ACTRESS

Jessica Chastain, Molly's Game

Gal Gadot, Wonder Woman

Sally Hawkins, The Shape of Water

Frances McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Saoirse Ronan, Lady Bird

Meryl Streep, The Post

 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Daniel Craig, Logan Lucky

Willem Dafoe, The Florida Project

Adam Driver, Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Mark Hamill, Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Patrick Stewart, Logan 

 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Ana de Armas, Blade Runner 2049

Holly Hunter, The Big Sick

Dafne Keene, Logan

Laurie Metcalf, Lady Bird 

Octavia Spencer, The Shape of Water 

Allison Williams, Get Out

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

The Big Sick

Coco

Get Out

Lady Bird

The Shape of Water

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

 

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Blade Runner 2049

Call Me By Your Name

The Disaster Artist 

Logan

Molly's Game 

Mudbound

 

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

Blade Runner 2049

Dunkirk

The Lost City of Z

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

War for the Planet of the Apes

 

BEST FILM EDITING

Baby Driver 

Blade Runner 2049

Dunkirk

Get Out

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

 

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

Blade Runner 2049 

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Kong: Skull Island

The Shape of Water 

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

War for the Planet of the Apes 

 

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Beauty and the Beast

Blade Runner 2049

Phantom Thread

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

Wonder Woman 

 

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

Beauty and the Beast

Blade Runner 2049

Dunkirk

Murder on the Orient Express

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

 

BEST HAIR AND MAKEUP DESIGN

Blade Runner 2049

Darkest Hour

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2

It

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

 

BEST SOUND EDITING AND MIXING

Baby Driver

Blade Runner 2049

Dunkirk 

Get Out

The Shape of Water

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Alexandre Desplat, The Shape of Water

Michael Giacchino, War for the Planet of the Apes 

Mark Mothersburgh, Thor: Ragnarok

John Williams, Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Benjamin Wallfisch and Hans Zimmer, Blade Runner 2049

Hans Zimmer, Dunkirk 

 

BEST SOUNDTRACK

Baby Driver

Call Me By Your Name

Coco

The Greatest Showman

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 

Thor: Ragnarok 

 

WORST FEATURE

Bright

The Emoji Movie

Justice League 

The Mummy 

The Snowman

Transformers: The Last Knight

 

BEST HERO

Cogman, Transformers: The Last Knight

Farrier, Dunkirk

James "Logan" Howlett, Logan

Diana Prince, Wonder Woman

Miguel Rivera, Coco

Chris Washington, Get Out

 

BEST VILLAIN

Oscar, Colossal

Pennywise the Dancing Clown , IT

Prognosticator, A Ghost Story

Kylo Ren, Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Richard Strickland, The Shape of Water 

White People, Get Out and so many other movies

 

BEST TV SHOW

Big Little Lies

The Good Place

The Leftovers

Rick and Morty

Stranger Things

Twin Peaks: The Return

 

MOST EPIC BOX OFFICE RUN

Get Out 

The Greatest Showman

It

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Wolf Warrior II

Wonder Woman 

 

MOST SOUL CRUSHING RUN

Beauty and the Beast

Blade Runner 2049

Justice League

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

War for the Planet of the Apes

 

FUNNIEST USER

@aabattery

@Chewy

@CoolioD1

@Just Tele

@MrPink 

@slambros 

 

MOST VALUABLE USER

@baumer

@EmpireCity

@Just Tele

@New Year New Panda

@The Greatest Rth

@The Last AndyLL

 

 

 

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42 minutes ago, Just Tele said:

A modest pitch: we find a cute girl in the greater Orlando area and get her to enroll in one of Han's classes next semester. She can smile a lot, be impressed with his Bluray collection, and maybe they start dating. 

 

Only then she reveals how much she idolizes Gal Gadot and WONDER WOMAN, and how revolted she was by MOTHER!.

 

Oh, and of course the whole thing is filmed. 

So, being a Mod was the only thing holding you back from being full on evil. 

 

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5 minutes ago, TalismanRing said:

So, being a Mod was the only thing holding you back from being full on evil. 

 

Please, there was one time I think it was like two years ago in the Classic Convo where he made fun of @Ethan Hunt's manhood (when he wasn't 18 yet) and we were like "uh, Tele..." and he deleted everything. @Just Tele's clearly always been evil.

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2 hours ago, Poe Blankeron said:

let it be known, my love for Coco will live on forever in every bit of these FOUR BOFFY NOMS

 

 

I wonder if my last minute chance affected weather Miguel made best hero 😂

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Just now, aabattery said:

 

Your game is slipping, old man. Can't even coast above Pink anymore.

 

Didnt vote myself and Pink voted for himself, so there's the difference. Dont care if it's true or not, it's my truth.

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