JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM | 22 JUN 2018 | Universal | J.A. Bayona to direct | The Park is Closed | NOT THE FRANCHISE WARS THREAD

[Plain Old Tele]

Just now, Chewy said:

 

Gerry Butler with raptor legs and a machine gun arm as the villain

 

Butler to Blue in a critical second-act moment: "We're not so different, you and I."

[AJG]

7 minutes ago, Chewy said:

A volcano is just a skybeam that's on the ground

 

Bars.

[Random2]

I was...

 

Whelmed? 

[MrGamer]

1 minute ago, Lor San Tele said:

 

Butler to Blue in a critical second-act moment: "We're not so different, you and I."

"In another life, we could've been friends."

[Ragnar]

I'd rather watch this.

 

 

 

[That One Girl]

once again I see no reason as to why this can’t crossover with Fast and Furious

[MattW]

10 minutes ago, tribefan695 said:

The way they're all running with their arms flailing looks really stupid

The grade of that field is probably steeper than it seems on film and the ground very uneven.  Running with arms out gives more balance.

[Plain Old Tele]

Just now, MrGamer2558 said:

"In another life, we could've been friends."

 

Blue puts her claw over Butler's heart: "Raptors... strong."

[MrGamer]

Just now, Lor San Tele said:

 

Blue puts her claw over Butler's heart: "Raptors... strong."

"Raptor not kill raptor!"

[SoSaysI]

This looks about as bad as I feared.   Maybe marketing down the road changes my mind but this movie looks like a complete waste of time.  I'm sure it will still do incredibly well but I'd be shocked if there isn't a big drop from Jurassic World (which would have been a good film to end the series on but it just made way too much for that to happen).

[That One Girl]

Just now, MrGamer2558 said:

"Raptor not kill raptor!"

 

A meteor then crashes down on top of both of them, killing them.  Roll credits.

[aabattery]

Ideally the next Jurassic Park will actually just be an Attenborough-narrated nature documentary by the Planet Earth team.

 

Honestly you guys have no idea how much I would be willing to pay for that.

[Ragnar]

Just waiting the ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL trailer tomorrow... 

[baumer]

Life finds a way.

 

Goldblum's line will alone will get me into the theatre.

[4815162342]

28 minutes ago, Chewy said:

Shoulda gone with human-raptor hybrids instead of this, people can say whatever they want but everyone knows it's true

 

[eXtacy]

This looks like 2012 meets dinosaurs and it does not play well. Think I have to give it thumbs down. 

[KJsooner]

Dammit I was hoping I would finally get my raptors with machine guns movie. 

[eXtacy]

You know a trailer has failed when your less excited to see the movie.

[RobinHood26]

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Edited July 26, 2019 by RobinHood26

[cookie]

I got excited when the Carnotaur showed up but it turned out to just be a set-up for the same T-rex we've already seen before.

 

Please don't be Lost World all over again.