The Dark Tower | August 4, 2017 | McConaughey, Elba | Reviews coming in, it's a bomb etc. etc. - we know this drill by now

[marveldcfox]

 

This has the look and feel of a mid 2000s movie. 

[AndyK]

On 03/07/2017 at 11:17 PM, Morieris said:

 

I know this has been touched by the magic of photoshop but McConaughey's legs have been cracking me up for a good five minutes.

 

Is it really to much to ask of them to put the right name above the right actor?

[CJohn]

Awful.

[Valonqar]

3 hours ago, marveldcfox said:

 

This has the look and feel of a mid 2000s movie. 

 

Yep - Underworld, RE, and knock-offs. High cheese factor.

[Arlborn]

4 hours ago, antovolk said:

Well, much better than the first one for me, specially the first 30 seconds. I actually really loved those first 30 seconds.

[Arlborn]

Also there was some heavy hinting about changes from the book here regarding the biggest plot point of the first book I think.

[Mikasa Ackerman]

I haven't read the books so I need some help: if one of them is called The Man In Black, why are they both dressed in black?

[redfirebird2008]

35 minutes ago, Valonqar said:

 

Yep - Underworld, RE, and knock-offs. High cheese factor.

 

Total Recall remake. Incidentally all of these films including Dark Tower are Sony movies. Coincidence?

[filmlover]

Total Recall '12 numbers are probably the best case scenario for this.

[Arlborn]

18 minutes ago, filmlover said:

Total Recall '12 numbers are probably the best case scenario for this.

200M WW would actually be more than okay for this all things considered.

 

Edited July 10, 2017 by Arlborn

[fmpro]

I loved reading some of these books way back then. They are really good..

 

But this looks horrible

[Zakiyyah6]

I almost can't believe how bad the film looks.

[Blaze Heatnix]

Official running time: 95 minutes

 

http://www.bbfc.co.uk/releases/dark-tower-2017

 

http://collider.com/dark-tower-movie-runtime/

 

 

[AJG]

2 minutes ago, Blaze Heatnix said:

Official running time: 95 minutes

 

http://www.bbfc.co.uk/releases/dark-tower-2017

 

http://collider.com/dark-tower-movie-runtime/

 

 

 

Garbage confirmed. I feel another Fan4stic coming on.

[Mojoguy]

So running time has been confirmed at 95 minutes (including credits).

All signs point to flop. I guess they can do another reboot 20 years from now, sucks for Dark Tower fans.

[Zakiyyah6]

I usually hate when fans try to guess movies quality by its run time because that has nothing to do with a movie's quality but in this case, terrible generic trailers mixed up with a 95 minute run time means that the movie is probably ass.

[Arlborn]

Even the Valerian thread manages to be more positive than this one, damn.

[Mr Impossible]

On 7/10/2017 at 9:58 AM, Arlborn said:

200M WW would actually be more than okay for this all things considered.

 

 

$200M WW would be great. More than 3x its reported budget. 

Edited July 18, 2017 by Mr Impossible

[Belakor]

Why being a short film is considered to be bad? this is cleary an action flick.

[WrathOfHan]

Is this being released in 3D? I'm not seeing any 3D showings anywhere.